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Scenes From a Marriage
s1e2, 1080hd
Jessica
Chastain
Arli$$
finishing off with seasons 5-7, 1080hd
Season 5, episode 3
This episode featured a long comic set piece
centered around sex and nudity, in the manner of the
American Pie films.
A lovable, love-lorn offensive lineman hopes to profess
his adoration for the object of his affection, complete
with a marriage proposal. He's sort of a nerdy,
tongue-tied type, so Arliss's assistant volunteers to
feed him lines while he professes his love to his dream
woman from the ground to her balcony, ala Cyrano.
Unbeknownst to them, the woman of the lineman's dreams
is busy getting fucked by the cool-guy quarterback at
that very moment. Meanwhile, Arliss is simultaneously
talking on the phone to the QB in mid-coitus, to his
assistant as she prompts the lineman's proposal, and to
the owner of the team that employs both players.
The topless woman involved with both players is played
by Manouschka
Guerrier. For reference, here
is her Facebook page.
Season 5, episode 7
In a minor sub-plot, Camille
Langfield has to make a hurried exit after being
interrupted during coitus with a soccer star. In the
course of the action we see her breasts and booty.
Camille hung around the film and TV world for more than
a decade in various small roles. Per IMDb, she appeared
as a recurring character in three episodes of
Californication, ending in 2011, but the trail goes cold
on her after that.
Season 5, episode 13
A hooker comes to the office of Arliss's CFO to collect
her cash payment for services rendered to clients on
behalf of the agency. While there, she flashes her
breasts to the accountant for an extra C-note.
The prostitute is played by an actress named Melynda
Pecora, who has no other IMDB credits and no
social media presence. She basically doesn't exist
outside of this episode and a
role in Strike Force (2003, aka The Librarians) so
minor that IMDb ignores it. Having noted that, I'll add
she looks naggingly familiar to me, and I'm guessing
that she is known under another name. Perhaps she used
this as a temporary pseudonym, ala "Keri Crawford" in
the season three finale.
Season 6, episode 10
One of the sports agents is dating a beautiful
model played by Krista Allen. Unfortunately Krista does
not get naked, although we see her butt in a thong. What
we do see, in backstage action before a big runway show,
is several
unidentified topless models dressing and
undressing.
This is one of the episodes that tried to deal with
meaningful social issues in its own way. Kirby, Arliss's
friend and associate, while sometimes a loveable
ex-jock, can also be totally tone deaf when it comes to
his relationships with women, whom he treats as
conquests. In his latest slimy lapse, he is filming his
sex partners without asking their permission. Early in
the episode he crows about this to his colleague as the
two men view a secret tape of Kirby having sex with a
busty synchronized swimmer, played by a topless Leslie
Ann Woodward.
Leslie Ann was a Versace model who has no other IMDb
credits, but earned a certain notoriety by virtue of a
marriage to a Hollywood mogul (and notorious horndog),
Bob Evans. Perhaps I chose an incorrect word there. As
Mae West might have said, "virtue" had nothing to do
with it. The 72-year-old Evans had once been the head of
Paramount Pictures, but that was long before he took the
33-year-old Leslie Ann as his sixth wife. She joined an
impressive ex-wife team that included Catherine
Oxenberg, Ali McGraw and Phyllis George. Evans was not
finished with marriage. After about a year with
Woodward, he took a seventh wife. Hell, the old boy is
probably not even finished now. He's 89 now, single
again, and probably on the prowl as you read this.
Back to the plot.
Kirby learns why permission is so important when he
dates a powerful female body builder, who lubes him up,
holds him down, and sodomizes him with a dildo, all
without asking permission. That part was played by a
genuine champion body builder named Carla
Haug who did no other acting that I know of. She
exposed her breasts for a significant duration, and also
walked away from the camera stark naked.
Season 7, episode 8
Season seven must have been their year for redeeming
social importance. This time the focus was the unfair
treatment of aging females versus their male
counterparts. A female sideline reporter, played by Lisa Long, is
told by her bosses to get some plastic surgery to look
younger. She rightly fears that a failure to comply will
mean that she will be replaced by a younger, sexier
woman. She rebels. As she signs off from one broadcast,
she tells the audience about her predicament, and tops
it off by flashing her breasts to prove that she needs
no enhancement.
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