A quick note on tomorrow's (Tuesday's) page. It's going to be late, and I can't predict how late. First of all, all of my sites will be out of commission for about three hours in the early morning, between 2 and 5 Central Time. Very few people visit then, but if you do, don't panic. I'm moving the servers. Physically. It will take time to get them to the new location and get them up and running again. This also means that I won't be able to load files when I usually do, so the actual publication time may be quite a bit into the late morning or early afternoon. And that's assuming everything goes OK with the move. If there are problems, it could be still later.

Point is: don't worry, it's planned, everything will soon be normal, these are not the droids you seek.

Let's get to it, because this is an enormous page. Maybe more than you have time to watch! I think it is the largest ever in terms of download size, and I had to bump even more into the next days.



Cable Round-Up


You can't hold HBO down. They end one season full of nudity; they rev up another. This time they're trying to get back in the Emmy race for dramatic programming, and they went all-out in that pursuit, as they are wont to do. They commissioned a Prohibition gangster show from the creator of the Sopranos, and they hired Martin Fucking Scorsese to run the thing. I'm not sure how many of these episodes he will direct personally, but he directed the premiere. And he brought in the great Steve Buscemi to star.

So you can see they have a little money and talent behind this project.

To make it all even sweeter, last night's premiere has full-frontal nudity from two women!

First it is Paz de la Huerta (HD vid by Zorg, samples below)

and then an unidentified corpse (HD vid by Deep at Sea, samples below)


Get Him to the Greek


Funny movie with a lot of heart, as you might expect from producer Judd Apatow. It features yeoman work from Jonah Hill, and a brilliant comic turn from Russell Brand as the superficial, burnt-out rock star with a real person buried somewhere deep inside. It's tough to upstage those two hams, but that Puffy Diddy Combs dude is absolutely hilarious and steals every scene he's in. I enjoyed this comedy as much as any I saw in the past year.

One disappointment. There are some tittays, but not as many as you might expect from the unrated version of a film with this premise, and they are all anonymous. Here's the compilation clip.




  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.









"Spartacus: Blood and Sand"

in 1920x1080


Erin Cummings (samples below)




Perfect Victims


Perfect Victims is a long delayed thriller, of sorts, about a couple of friends at a California University, one of whom is rich; the other poor. They cut a wide swath through the place, partying all the time, sleeping with plenty of girls and generally pissing others off. They want to join a frat like Skull & Bones, and to do so they must perform the requisite stunts, including driving a car into a wall at over the speed of 50mph, which they both do. Then the two guys, with their girls and drug dealer friend, go to the rich boy's mansion in England, whereupon things get out of control. It starts with the poor boy sleeping with the rich boy's girlfriend and will end in death.

Man, does this film want to be Fight Club. And boy, does it fail. The film is a complete mess and sat on the shelf for over 2 years. The plot runs off the rails so fast that you just have to sit back and shake your head with all the nonsense. Once they get to England the film becomes so absurd that it comes as little surprise that the twist renders all the scenes in England as meaningless.

Ah well, it gives us a little nudity from Emily Hamilton in a real scungy, drug-fucked role. Shame we couldn't get a better look... Fuck...

Emily Hamilton film clip (collages below)




Nicholl Hiren in The Duplicate

Tiffany Paige in The Duplicate

Kate Luyben on True Blood

Kinsey Packard in Infestation

Nicoll Dawson in Circle of Pain

Rebecca Creskoff on Hung

Robyn Sydney in Wicked lake

Orsi Toth in Delta

Louise Bourgoin in Les Aventures Extraordinaires D'Adele Blanc



Two versions of Lotte Verbeek in Nothing Personal (samples below)

Tisa Farrow and Carole Francis in Fingers (sample below)

One of the great nude roles of all time in HD - several clips of Maruschka Detmers in Devil in the Flesh (samples below)


Ellen Hillingso in Fremkaldt (sample below)

Another of the greats: about eight minutes of Victoria Abril in Femmes Pour Elle

And a great bit of nostalgia for us boomers: Paula Prentiss in Catch-22

Why stop there with classics? Valentina Vargas in The Name of the Rose in HD

Ornella Muti double bill: Cronaca di una morte anunciata and Romanzo Populare

The women of Road Trip in HD: Amy Smart; Aliya Campbell and Jackie de Santis; Aerica D'Amaro and Bridgett Wise

Julie Gayet in Sans laisser des traces in HD

Ellen Hillingso in Fremkaldt (sample below)

Theater nudity: Hadewych Minis