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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Backtrack
1990
Jodie Foster film clips.
Raw screen grabs below.
Scoop's notes:
The recipe: Harley Davidson and the
Marlboro Girl.
Bad movie, but Jodie is often naked or
in skimpy clothing, so it's worth a look for that reason.
Jodie Foster is kind of the Joe
DiMaggio of acting, in the sense that both have an unchallengeable aura
far beyond anything actually related to their mere mortal achievements.
To hear DiMaggio's proponents describe him, you'd think he was faster
down the line than Mantle, a better fielder than Mays, and a better
hitter than Ted Williams and Babe Ruth combined. DiMaggio was, of
course, a great ballplayer, but nowhere near as great as the legend that
has sprung up about him. Between ages 27 and 32, a baseball player's
theoretical prime, he averaged 22 homers and 102 RBI's per year, and hit
.303 over that span. During his famous 56 game streak, he didn't hit as
well as Williams hit for that entire season. He stole only 30
bases in his life, and fielded only .978. His lifetime batting average
was .325. Per 550 at bats, he averaged 29 homers.
Fine numbers, but I'll bet you thought
he was much better than that, right? Everybody does.
And the same is true of Jodie Foster.
She made Backtrack during the absolute zenith of her acting career,
1988-1994. That period started with her best actress Oscar for The
Accused and concluded with her nomination for Nell. In the middle was
her signature role in Silence of the Lambs, which won her yet another
Oscar. There you go, three best actress nominations in six years.
This film was made in that period, and
offers no evidence to support either her script judgment or her acting
abilities. It's a mediocre film, with often illogical, even
incomprehensible plot twists, and poor character development. Jodie is
not especially good in it, and is even responsible for some of the
problems. She isn't awful, but she shows none of the spark and
imagination that you'd expect if you hired the best young actress in the
world, which many people considered her at the time.
The movie irritated me, frankly.
Dennis Hopper and Jodie play a hit man
and his intended victim who end up in love despite their obvious
incompatibility, and end up fleeing from the mob and the FBI and heaven
knows who else.
Here are some especially irritating
moments:
- Jodie is calling Hopper a rapist
after he offers her a choice - die or give her life to him. OK, fair
enough, but there is one scene where he asks her to put on some garter
belts and similar paraphernalia, and she is humiliated, and still in
her "you rapist" mode. She is dressing in front of him, at his
insistence, but obviously making ironic comments and still trying to
trick him ("Maybe it would be better if I tied you up, baby"). The
scene cuts to someplace else, and when we rejoin Foster and Hopper,
she is punching him playfully in the morning, and telling him to put
down his newspaper and come back to bed. HUH? Was there something in
between? How did that happen? Their relationship is the point of the
movie, yet we don't see why it develops.
- The very highest ranking law
enforcement guys apparently spend their lives in a trailer listening
to phone taps, and only work on one case at a time. Hopper makes a
call to arrange a meeting with the mobster who wants him dead. The FBI
is listening at that very moment, including Fred Ward, the senior guy
on the case, and they immediately shout stuff like "let's roll", and
head to the rendezvous point. Fred obviously has nothing better to do
than to listen to the phone calls of a low-level mobster 24/7.
- Jodie confesses to a weakness for
pink Hostess Snowballs. Hopper goes to a little rinky-dink country
convenience store, and comes back with several hundred two-packs. This
kind of store probably wouldn't carry Snowballs. The odds are against
it, because there are many alternate snack cake suppliers, and most
stores would not have this in their assortment. But even if they did
carry them, I'm going to guess that the highest volume c-store in the
world would not have that many on hand. In fact, I'll offer you a bet.
Name anyplace in your city that sells food. Name Sam's Club or the
highest-volume Safeway, I don't care. I'll bet that you could not find
several hundred two-packs of pink Snowballs in any location which you
select.
- At one point, Hopper and Jodie
manage to escape some mobsters by driving up an old dead-end road to
where a helicopter is waiting conveniently. The chopper is not manned
or guarded, and starts right up for Hopper. He also happens to know
how to pilot one. That is one versatile hit man. But that's not what
irritated me. That came next. Hopper and Foster fly away from the
thugs, and another chopper is on their tail within seconds, filled
with mob guys wearing black suits and fedoras, firing machine guns. No
exaggeration. It's Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man revisited, and
taken to the skies! Of course, Hopper out-maneuvers the other pilot
and tricks him into crashing into a butte.
- In fact, the finale is even sillier
than the ending of Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Hopper and
Foster agree to meet the mob at a refinery, where they are wearing
some of those metallic-looking fire suits. They set some fires, escape
in their suits, and within a short time, the entire refinery explodes.
Cops circle the place, credits roll. A couple minutes later, during
the credits, we see Hopper and Foster sailing somewhere, and he is
playing a saxophone. Run the last credits over a black screen.
And this is the fully-restored
director's cut! Imagine how irritating the theatrical release must have
been, because the studio cut out 21 minutes of footage, and wouldn't
release it in the USA at all. Hopper disowned it, and it ended up being
credited to the ubiquitous "Alan Smithee".
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