Spectre (1996) is a derivative haunted mansion film more like Poltergeist in plot line, but straight horror, with none of Poltergeists humor or rich characterizations. Alexandra Paul, her husband Greg Evigan and their daughter Briana Evigan move into her ancestral Irish mansion. The couple are not getting along well, evidently because she caught hi cheating. It is pretty clear right away that things in the house are going bump in the night. So, we bring in the priest, and paranormal investigators to cleanse the house after their daughter is swallowed by the evil spirits.
Elizabeth Costelloe shows full frontal in a dream sequence, and Mary Kate Ryan, as one of the paranormal investigators, shows breasts when Paul imagines her having sex with hubby. IMDb readers have this at 4.3 of 10. The special effects are amateurish, and the story is not unique enough to make this an interesting watch. This is a D+, probably not even god enough to interest genre addicts.
Mary Kate Ryan
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity
site is updated.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Amazingly enough, there have been
three watchable zombie movies in the past year or so. Dawn of the
Dead, 28 Days Later, and Shaun of the Dead (I'm taking the last one
on faith). Considering that there are pretty much no other watchable
zombie movies in history (unless you really take a lot of drugs
before watching them), I guess it was too much to expect a fourth.
Whenever the critics and the mass
audiences disagree, I almost invariably find myself on the side of
the general public. Not this time. This film got savage reviews, and
deserved every bit of them, and worse. Yet for reasons completely
inexplicable to me, this film has a 6.2 rating at IMDb, and was the
#1 film at the box office last week. Crazy! That's absolutely
amazing, because this flick is not just sorta bad, it's an
abomination. Watching this movie is exactly the same as watching the
screen when other people are playing video games. It's people
stalking shadows through dark alleys and corridors, followed by
zombies grunting and growling outside of locked doors, followed by
armed guys blowing away mass quantities of zombies with automatic
weapons. Then we see lots of fires and explosions. Then we see guys
looking at computer screens with numbers changing rapidly, possibly
to see their scores and how many "lives" they have remaining..
There are super-powered zombies, and
regular zombies that just mill around the streets, and king-fu
zombies, and zombies with long tongues, and zombies who are heavily
armed, and zombies who rise from their graves, and zombie pets, and
I don't know what all. I think there were even good guy zombies.
Suffice it to say that we are faced with an astoundingly and
confusingly rich variety of zombies. Fat zombies, skinny zombies,
zombies who climb on rocks. Tough zombies, sissy zombies, even
zombies with chicken pox. I don't know whether they all love Armour
Hot Dogs, but we truly have a Zombie for All Seasons.
Other than a record variety of
zombie types, this film has just about nothing going for it.
Unless you like to see Milla
Jovovich naked. And topless zombie hookers.
Which is, now that I think about it,
not a bad couple of reasons to watch a movie.
- Milla (1,
- Topless zombie hookers (honest!) (1,
Xena, Warrior Princess
- If I remember right, Lawless and O'Connor did this nude scene
without using body doubles. (.wmv zipped)
An updated version of The Three Billy Goats Gruff
I have been trying to figure out for years who President Bush
reminds me of, and I finally realized it when I saw this poster -
he's Red Buttons without the red hair.
Urban Legend: Kryptonite brand locks can be picked with ordinary
Bic pens. Status: True.
1000 pound alligator escapes as a result of hurricane damage
A THOUSAND pounds? That's one big mother.
Mug shot enlargement from Macaulay Culkin Drug Bust (see link
below as well)
Macaulay Culkin Arrested on Drug Charges. No wonder he
didn't mind being home alone. Check out the picture and wonder
where that cute little kid went.
Anna Nicole Smith has slimmed down to 5'11", 131 lbs.
This girl has no happy medium. She's either Mama Cass or Karen
Conservative Christian groups are urging a boycott of Crest and
Tide because Proctor and Gamble is "aligning itself with gay
The man who allegedly pressured others in the Texas Air National
Guard to help George W. Bush says that he never sought any special
treatment for Bush. ABC is really getting into the
schadenfreude mood over CBS's weaselly attempts to defend their
phony-baloney Bush memos.
Here's a preview of Jennifer Garner as Elektra.
The trailer and TV spots from Ladder 49. : "Jack
Morrison (Phoenix) is a fireman -- he saves lives for a living.
But as rewarding as the work is, the physical toll, high risk, and
low pay often make Jack wonder if he has done the right thing for
his wife and children. Even the support and encouragement he
receives from his mentor and chief (Travolta) and the fellow
firemen in his firehouse, Ladder 49, can't help Jack shake the
feeling. But when Jack becomes trapped in the worst blaze of his
career, it is now he who needs to be rescued. With the fire raging
in every direction and his brothers-in-arms struggling to set him
free, the question of whether Jack will live or die hangs in the
World's 9 Worst Convenience Foods
Vatican names new Saint, and he's not even Catholic. He
will be the official patron saint of curved penises.
The Gallup Poll people look at "the will of the people" regarding
the assault weapon ban.
GALLUP: President Bush heading into landslide territory - 13
points among likely registered voters, 8 points among all
Roger Ebert gives Sky Captain a glowing promotion to Major Winner.
The good news: a real $10,000 bill is available at e-bay. The bad
news: It will cost you at least $74,000. The decent news: at least
you can see what one looks like. The picture on the
bill is Salmon P Chase, who was Lincoln's first Secretary of the
Treasury during the Civil War, and was the driving force behind
the establishment of the national banking system. He also may be
the greatest American named after a game fish, possibly excepting
explorer Zebulon Pike, former newsman Robert Trout, former major
league pitcher Norm Bass, and former Presidential candidate and
John Kerry look-alike, Edmund Muskie.
Do you remember the silly plot of Face/Off? It's not so silly any
JoBlo.com Movie News: More news from Toronto Film Festival!
My nominee for the next sport to be added to the Olympics: Naked
Excellent nude photographic gallery of a beautiful natural
- URL says it all:
The on air news reporter is doing a segment on how dangerous an
intersection is and during the segment a truck side swipes a car
at 50 MPH.
"It was so scary, all those Ronald McDonalds staring at us in our
Cheney Claims Kerry Election Win Will Lead to More Hurricanes
retroCRUSH interviews the maven of cinematic bad taste, John
Albert Einstein was a Jedi master.
Roger Ebert has a newly-designed website.
Actor Edward Furlong was locked up Wednesday night in northern
Kentucky for 'alcohol intoxication in a public place' after he
tried to liberate a group of lobsters from a local grocery store's
Weekly World News scientists find a man who really can think with
his dick! Wouldn't you love to meet the writers for
Weekly World News scientists find a man who really can think with
his dick! Wouldn't you love to meet the writers for
This is an entire site dedicated to destroying Teddy Bears.:
"Watch in horror as pathetic, sentimental and utterly defenceless
bags of fluff are shot, burned, beheaded, electrocuted, drowned,
roasted, torn apart by machines and more. Ready Teddy Death is the
greatest bear massacre ever."
A bunch of new stills from the controversial Kidman movie, Birth
Three new featurettes about Team America: World Police.
The trailer for Vera Drake | A film by Mike Leigh
(Warning: VERY loud) "The film paints an extraordinary portrait of
a selfless woman who is completely devoted to, and loved by, her
working class family. She spends her days doting on them and
caring for her sick neighbor and elderly mother. However, she also
secretly visits women and helps them induce miscarriages for
unwanted pregnancies. While the practice itself was illegal in
1950s England, Vera sees herself as simply helping women in need,
and always does so with a smile and kind words of encouragement.
When she is finally found out by the authorities, Vera's world and
family life rapidly unravel."
Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 now shows Bush over 300, and
New York has now moved into the "weak Kerry" column.
Unless reversed, Kerry seems to be heading into McGovern
territory. He is now "strongly" favored in states with only 95
electoral votes, 55 of which are in California.
Bryant's statements to detectives - recording and transcript of
the first interview. Note that Kobe talked to them
without ever showing any defensiveness about wanting a lawyer to
be present. He obviously thought there would be no reason for one.
Note also that the police did not tell him that he could or should
have an attorney present during questioning. Also note that Kobe
admits to chronic philandering on his wife with a woman named
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger explains the new California law
prohibiting sex with corpses
- even the totally hot ones.
Weekly World News columnist Ed Anger argues to drop the execution
age to six!
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
You don't know who she is? Sure you do. Gold-fing-ah!
She wasn't naked in The Girl Hunters, but you didn't see that much
nudity in mainstream films in 1963. She did spend the entire film in
a bikini! The four clips are almost identical. Only the bikinis have
been changed to protect the innocent.
WTF? It's not often I'm totally lost on these, but I
don't know who Suzy McCoppin is, and I never heard of a TV show
I guess TV Shows is not going to be my best category on Jeopardy. I
looked it up, and it might be pretty cool because it stars one of
our favorites, the ever insincere Jeremy Piven. Anyway, Suzy got
naked in the show, so it's got that goin' for it. . (.avi zipped)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
A few fundamental questions have been debated since
the dawn of human consciousness: such as, when was the
dawn of human consciousness? And why, in a world made
by a good and perfect God, does evil or Dick Cheney
exist? And... my favorite... how bad does a movie
have to be that a lockerroom of six nekkid women and
two girl-girl scenes can't save it? Forbidden Zone:
Alien Abduction (1996) attempts to answer the last of
these. Does a damn good job of it, too.
Movie starts with a naked gal swimming in a pool.
That would be Floriela Grapinni. She gets out of the
pool and ogles a woman who's just come into the place:
the first sign this is going to be a movie with heavy
Woman she ogles is played by Meredyth Holmes, a pale
blonde with an interesting face and...if you don't
mind me saying so... a killer rack. She gets her kit
off, lolls around and imagines a funny looking dude is
doing 'er right there. pool-side.
Enter Darcy DeMoss, former Hefmate Pia Reyes (how I
love the way that woman looks...surprisingly tall,
with legs up to her ears and a body to study like
finals were just around the corner) and two other
friends with Eastern European names.
They start to talk, and they talk and talk and, when
they are done, they talk some more. Shit, I wanna
hear a naked babe talk my ears clean off I'll wait to
the missus is in the tub and ask her how her day went.
Couple of times the movie cuts away to show you what
one of the gals is talking about. And here is where
things get tres confusing. Like one of them, played
by Alina Chivelescu tells about a massage she got, but
the gal getting the massage in the movie is Darcy
DeMoss. Thought I'd gone crazy or something very much
like that. Went back and checked, and yah, you
betcha, it was Darcy frigging DeMoss acting out
Alina's story. WTF? Anyway, it is a twofer... you
get to see Alina topless and Darcy topless, so far be
it for me to piss and moan.
So, anywho, Alina tells her story and a second gal, a
redhead named Carmen Lacatus tells hers and then
throws off her towel and jumps into the pool at the
end, so everything is just dandy, you know.
That leaves Pia, Darcy and Meredyth. Seems the three
of them were stranded on a lonely road together some
time back and their stories of erotic fantasies start
to intersect. Each knows what one is about to say, as
though each had been in the same place at the same
time. The fantasies involve some unhappy boy-girl
things for Pia and a weird-ass girl-girl thing for
Darcy, complete with a nekkid friend (Laura Ilica) and
a topless dancer (Alice Balaianu).
At that point, Meredyth figures it out. Well, that's
not the right phraseology. She figures it out the
same way that old broad did on Murder She Wrote or
that Monk guy does on TV, which means she reaches into
her ass up to her elbow and pulls out the most
far-fetched explanation since Powell went to the U.N.
Seems the three of them were abducted by an alien. He
allowed Darcy and Pia to find what they really wanted
in a sexual relationship. That would be: one another.
So they do the lesbo-lite routine. And Meredyth?
Why, shoot, she always wanted to hump an alien, and he
is oh so happy to oblige. So rather than do the
usual, alien anal-probe activity with an inanimate
object, he uses something a tad more personal.
And thar ya go. A pretty poor half-hour funky cable
show padded with sixty minutes of towel-clad women
yakking like there is no fucking tomorrow. Sound like
your cup of tea? Well, then, bucko: have at it. As
for me, I've seen it twice now... capped it from
videotape a long while ago and now from DVD... so my
quota of listening to boring, far-fetched gal stories
is used up for something approaching a decade.
- Alice Balaianu
- Alina Chivulescu
- Carmen Lacatus
- Darcy DeMoss
- Floriela Grappini
- Laura Ilica
- Meredyth Holmes
- Pía Reyes
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...a few vids (zipped .wmvs) of Skinemax babe Regina Russell in scenes from "Scandal: Sweet Revenge" (2001)
Here's a breakdown of the clips.
Links 1 and 2 are from the same love scene and feature breasts and bum, with slow moving pseudo-sex.
Links 3-5 are from another sex scene. Different dude and slightly more energetic pseudo-sex. There are also a few near miss pube views.
Link #6. Dude #1 again. Toplessness and some partial rear views. No pseudo-sex.
Links 7-8...also with the first dude, and also a very slow moving scene. Mostly we see breasts, but there is a very clear pube view in #1.
- Regina Russell vids
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"Fleur bleue" (1971) aka "The Apprentice"
Finally had another chance to cap
Carole Laure's very first nude scene.
"Control Factor" (2003) (DVD)
Another post-Showgirls movie for Liz Berkley.
Available only in Europe. No nudity.
"Talon of the Eagle" (1992) (DVD)
Billy Blank action stolen by Kelly Gallant's wet cotton underwear scene.
"Sci-Fighters" (1996) (DVD)
Canadian sci-fi movie only notable for the only time
Jane Heitmeyer showed significant breast exposure without
resorting to using a body double.
"The Stalker" (1998) aka "Fatal Affair"
Another stalker thriller this time with rare boob exposure
by Maxim Roy.
BONUS: Finally found some appealing topless caps of Donna Sarrasin in
"Witchboard III: The Possession" (1995) (DVD).
'Caps and comments by Dann:
Mario Van Peebles plays his father Melvin in this 2003 homage to his father's ground-breaking 1971 film Sweet Sweetback's Baad Asssss Song which Melvin directed, wrote, and starred in. The film, which beat Shaft by a few months, broke the mold for black films by showing blacks as real people with real problems, and not just shuffling idiots with no brain, like early portrayals of blacks in films often did.
There were all sorts of problems making the film, including loss of financial backing, and Melvin used every last cent of his own to get it done. In addition, there were a lot of conflicts with the establishment, and within the unlikely crew he assembled to make the picture.
This is a fascinating look at early black filmmaking, and although not a high-action film, is very entertaining.
||New in theaters this weekend! Watty 'caps of Kirsten showing a little cleavage, and nekkid behind a shower curtain in scenes from "Wimbledon". The shower curtain scene shows off her shape, but no goodies.
||'Caps and comments by UC99:
Christiane Henschel was the German Heffer o' the month for August '04. When I saw her pics I remembered: In 2001, "Chrissie (21)", together with Anja, Andrea, Carmen und Kathrin, was a member of "Naked", a "music group" that was promoted as "Germany's first topless band". Well - there were no debates about their musical talents. As far as I know they produced only one single, appeared several times on TV - and disappeared ...I had stored some caps, tried to make the best out of it - hope you enjoy the result.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the the hot blonde actress doing the rear/side breast exposure thing while riding a dude in scenes from the Christina Ricci movie "Pumpkin" (2002).
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
BLOMBOS' BIMBOS: CAVEMEN HAD BLING-BLING
It's Joan Collins' Jewelry! - New Scientist magazine reports that cavemen
invented bling-bling. In a cave in Blombos, South Africa, scientists found
beads, jewelry and ornaments believed to be 77,000-year-old status symbols.
The reports says that prestige goods could be the first step on the road
to modern civilization. It was thought that interest in fancy accessories
started about 40,000 years ago, but this shows that even the earliest
nomadic hunters used bling to establish a pecking order, which means they
were more civilized than we knew.
If bling is a sign of being civilized, then explain the East Coast/West Coast gangsta rapper feud.
Everyone already knew that Wilma Flintstone wore a necklace.
The first really big rock given as an accessory came from a caveman
ORAL SEX THE LAZY WAY
Perfect? That's Hard To Swallow - Pravda reports that a new device has
gone on sale in Moscow called the "Lazy Thing" that supposedly makes it
easy for a woman to give perfect oral sex. It's a vibrating latex cylinder
that a woman can put in her mouth, and it supposedly pleases her partner
all by itself. The woman doesn't even have to move. Pravda said, "A woman
may relax and think about a new pair of shoes she has seen in a store, for
News flash: that's what she was thinking about during regular oral sex.
She's thinking, "From now on, I get all the shoes I want."
Of course, if a man doesn't want to pay for her shoes, he could just buy
this device and then he wouldn't need a woman at all.
TIGGER-TURNED-GOOFY SUSPENDED AGAIN
Disney Is Just Being Grumpy - Walt Disney World employee Michael Chartrand,
who was acquitted of charges that he touched a teenage girl's breast while
dressed as Tigger, has been suspended again. This time, he's accused of
shoving two photographers while dressed as Goofy. His lawyer claims he
"has a bullseye on him" because Disney wants to get rid of him, and the
shoving was just routine horseplay. He said, "Of course he was goofing
around -- because he was Goofy!"
Sounds like he's using a Goofy legal defense.
And maybe he did drugs a few times -- but only when he was Dopey!
Next, he wants to be Donald Duck, so he can go without pants.
He has a bullseye on him? That sounds more like a Warner Brothers
HEFNER INDUCTED INTO EROTIC MUSEUM
Museum Piece - Tuesday, in a ceremony hosted by Bill Maher, Playboy founder
Hugh Hefner became the first inductee into the Erotic Museum of Hollywood's
Hall of Fame. The museum called him "one of the most democratizing forces
in sexuality" and said his "brand of preened perfection became the standard
of beauty for a nation." Hef donated some artifacts to his exhibit,
including a pair of pajamas, slippers, a pipe and a Bunny costume.
And an industrial-strength airbrush.
And a pair of 36DD breast implants.
The most democratizing force in sexuality? That would be Viagra.
Bill Maher just wanted to shake Hef's hand, but Hef declined.