We will carry it in eight parts, as it was posted in Usenet. The third part is better than the first two. Tom has sex with two women, and you actually get to see the women, as opposed to just looking at close-ups of their privates. Even so, I can't recommend this clip. There is still way too much of Sizemore's pasty body and way, way too much of Sizemore's commentary. VERY large download. (40 meg) I'd skip it if I were you, unless you just have to see the whole collection.

• Tom Sizemore sex tape, part 3

Dead Women in Lingerie (1991):

You need to read my comments at the Movie House page, since there are pictures.

Maura Tierney in "Dead Women in Lingerie".

Apart from this film, the closest Maura ever came to nudity was this near miss in Primary Colors.

Tierney in "Primary Colors".

Hello!

Today it's time for four clips from the Italian movie "L'infermiera", better known as "The Sensuous Nurse". We had caps from this film about a week ago when Scoopy also wrote a review about it. I agree completely with Scoop on this one.

My clips come from Italian TV. There is also a region 2 DVD available in Italy, but it only has Italian audio and no extra features. The region 1 DVD really seems a bargain and I would never have bought the region 2 DVD had I known a few months ago that this gem would come out.

Two clips feature a topless Luciana Paluzzi, a former Bond babe in "Thunderball" (1965) where she played the part of Fiona Volpe. And volpe is Italian for fox..

• Luciana Paluzzi (1, 2)

Next we have two clips of Carla Romanelli. Carla is stark naked while doing some military exercises involving marching music and a loony war-veteran. Simply hilarious.

• Carla Romanelli (1, 2)

The main star of this movie is Ursula Andress. There will be clips of her in the Sunday and Monday edition. That's all for today.

Today we have the mature, but beautiful Diane Lane as the wife who has an affair in "Unfaithful".

The Luscious Diane has scenes with movie hubby Richard Gere and movie love Olivier Martinez. Legs, cleavage and boobs which the lucky Olivier gets to massage. Rare for me, but this is a good movie.

Diane Lane

Plenty of porn starlets doing the softcore thing in this Jim Wynorski Skinemax flick.

Angel Cassidy and Sharon Wild have some lesbo fun.

Angel Cassidy baring her robo-hooters while doing the strip-n-wiggle thing.

Former Heffer (August '98) Angela Little (aka Katie James)

Nikki Nova and Angela Little

Nikki Nova and Kelli Summers having some very mild lesbo fun. So mild it might not even qualify as lesbo, or even fun.

MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

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