Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Tom Sizemore sex tape, part 3:

We will carry it in eight parts, as it was posted in Usenet. The third part is better than the first two. Tom has sex with two women, and you actually get to see the women, as opposed to just looking at close-ups of their privates. Even so, I can't recommend this clip. There is still way too much of Sizemore's pasty body and way, way too much of Sizemore's commentary. VERY large download. (40 meg) I'd skip it if I were you, unless you just have to see the whole collection.


Dead Women in Lingerie (1991):

You need to read my comments at the Movie House page, since there are pictures.

For Fun House purposes, the film is important because it represents the only time Maura Tierney (ER, NewsRadio) has offered any real nudity on camera.

Maura Tierney in "Dead Women in Lingerie".

Apart from this film, the closest Maura ever came to nudity was this near miss in Primary Colors.

Tierney in "Primary Colors".

'Caps, clips, and comments by ICMS:


Today it's time for four clips from the Italian movie "L'infermiera", better known as "The Sensuous Nurse". We had caps from this film about a week ago when Scoopy also wrote a review about it. I agree completely with Scoop on this one.

My clips come from Italian TV. There is also a region 2 DVD available in Italy, but it only has Italian audio and no extra features. The region 1 DVD really seems a bargain and I would never have bought the region 2 DVD had I known a few months ago that this gem would come out.

Two clips feature a topless Luciana Paluzzi, a former Bond babe in "Thunderball" (1965) where she played the part of Fiona Volpe. And volpe is Italian for fox..

  • Luciana Paluzzi (1, 2)

Next we have two clips of Carla Romanelli. Carla is stark naked while doing some military exercises involving marching music and a loony war-veteran. Simply hilarious.

  • Carla Romanelli (1, 2)

The main star of this movie is Ursula Andress. There will be clips of her in the Sunday and Monday edition. That's all for today.

'Caps and comments by Hankster:

Today we have the mature, but beautiful Diane Lane as the wife who has an affair in "Unfaithful".

The Luscious Diane has scenes with movie hubby Richard Gere and movie love Olivier Martinez. Legs, cleavage and boobs which the lucky Olivier gets to massage. Rare for me, but this is a good movie.

Diane Lane

Crimson Ghost
A little late since I needed to take a few days off and have a back-otomy, but here is part 2 of the Ghost's coverage of "Busty Cops".

Plenty of porn starlets doing the softcore thing in this Jim Wynorski Skinemax flick.

Angel Cassidy and Sharon Wild have some lesbo fun.

Angel Cassidy baring her robo-hooters while doing the strip-n-wiggle thing.

Former Heffer (August '98) Angela Little (aka Katie James)

Nikki Nova and Angela Little

Nikki Nova and Kelli Summers having some very mild lesbo fun. So mild it might not even qualify as lesbo, or even fun.

Thanks to Kitt for these 'caps of Joy Payne topless in scenes from her one and only movie (and everyone's holiday favorite), "The Christmas Season Massacre" (2001)

Today from the Skin-man...the tall leggy and well built Abigail Good bares all in 1999's "Eyes Wide Shut".

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  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Other Crap

2005 NFL Cheerleading Tour - Day 7: Washington Redskins

Today we travel down I-95 from Baltimore to Washington. One glance at this squad confirms one thing: the force is strong in the NFC East. Not on the field mind you, but on the sidelines. We have already ranked Philadelphia at an outstanding 9.5. We have yet to rank one of the leagues most famous squads in Dallas, but you know they always bring the heat. NY Giants cheerleading squad will receive a Blutarsky-like 0.0, because they don't have any cheerleaders. Why not? Former NY Giant linebacker Harry Carson may have said it best in a classic from NFL Films, "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."

The Washington Redskin Cheerleading squad has constantly ranked among the top squads in the league, and this year is no exception. These girls are hot! From seven year vet Sooin to rookie Anabel, this squad has serious talent. Sexy uniforms, swimsuit calendars, and sweet smiles can melt any heart. The web site has a ton of info on the girls. The squad takes part on some extensive travel. Read letters from troops in the Middle East who have watched the team perform. Check out photos from swimsuit calendars from 1983 to today. They have information on Dance Camps, and Variety Shows. You can even read up on your Redskin Cheerleader History (they started in 1962).

The 2005 squad may go down in that Redskin history. This team of cheerleaders is not your sterotypical bubble heads. The occupations of some of these girls are impressive: engineer, quality manager, accountant, IT program manager, neurotherapist, ad agency account manager, and pharmaceutical sales rep, just to name a few. (Author's Note: I would be very happy to be a client of Tonya.)

Any faults have to be found in the web site, although the pictures appear to be of a nice quality, and the site is easy to navigate, and professional looking. The roster/bio pages are great with lots of information on the girls. The bios also include plenty of posed, action, and swimsuit pictures. In addition, this site does offer things that other sites do not. What cheerleader enthusiast would not want to buy pom-poms used by the squad? On the other hand, improvements can be made if audition photos would be added, and if the user could access individual photos/bios by moving the cursor over the group team photo. Video clips would push this site over the top. I am being a bit nitpicky. This site is pretty darn good.

Rating 9.5 out of 10.

We return on Monday when we talk like a pirate with a swashbuckling crew!

Ubergeeks - why not play Katrina: The Gathering.

Courtney Love sentenced to six months in jail.

Jon Stewart talks to Gwyneth Paltrow

The Daily Show says "happy birthday" to the United Nations: "Heads of state gather to celebrate the U.N. in its once-trendy mid-century modern building."

The Daily Show's Ed Helms sits down with a white Christian man who just wants to be accepted for who he is.

The Daily Show looks at the evolution of evolution

The Sun reports "Nine out of ten lasses told a survey they have code words for their embarrassing parts."

Pat Reeder
Pat's comments in yellow...

They Want The Moon! - NASA briefed White House officials on a $100 billion plan to put people back on the moon by 2018. President Bush has called for it as a step toward a future Mars mission. NASA wants to be able to put small crews on the moon and build an outpost at the lunar south pole, where there may be water ice. They want to show that astronauts can "live off the land" by extracting water, fuel, and other commodities from the moon.

  • Bush figures for food, they'll live on green cheese...Then, when they get to Mars, on Mars Bars.
  • They can make their own Moon Pies.
  • It should be relatively inexpensive: the moon has no hurricanes.
  • To show there's no hard feelings, Bush is willing to let Michael Moore be embedded with the first crew shot to the moon.

    Losing Her Asteroid - Russian astrologer Marina Bai's $300 million lawsuit against NASA has come to trial in Moscow. She claims the probe that smashed into the Tempel-1 comet and altered its course interfered with her astrology work and distorted her predictions. Russian physicist Vladimir Fortov refuted her claims, saying the comet's orbit was changed only about 10 cm (3.9 inches).

  • Yes, but she's a very, very ACCURATE astrologer!
  • There was no money in her future before, and there's no money in it now.
  • It's thrown her so off so badly, she predicted she'd win this lawsuit.

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