Friday

Tuna
"Tortured Females"

Tortured Females (1965) is an early roughie. It is unrepentingly nasty, but has a certain charm because of that. The entire story in narrated by Denine Dubois' character to a sheriff, and is thus a series of flashbacks. When they cut back to the present, there is Denine, one breast exposed, telling the story. She is naked, but showing mostly breasts and buns through most of the story, which is supposedly a update of Little Red Riding Hood, in that she is on the way to the woods to her great aunt's house, and is beset by wolves. She and her roomie, Rita Penn, wake up in their apartment wearing transparent lingerie. Both shower then dress, and Penn leaves the picture.

Denine runs out of gas, decides to skinny dip in a stream, is raped, and then kidnapped and taken to the ranch of a white slaver. While there, she is seduced by Randy Glen, in an implied lesbo scene. Glen shows breasts and buns, but briefly. The ranch is full of tortured women, including strippers, woman in chains, and women being whipped. Several are slapped around as well, but the most inspired moment comes from an evil dwarf who chatters like a monkey and teases the chained women with food. I think I counted 4 strippers, and close to a dozen other women being tortured. I am not sure I see the point in roughies, but this one is notably for the extreme nature of it and the early use of an evil dwarf. Genre lovers should see this, but most will find it a little rough to watch, unless you are crazy about un-PC themes in film. This is a C-.

  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails

  • Denine Dubois (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32)
  • Randy Glen (1, 2, 3)
  • Rita Penn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Unknowns (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Updates:

    • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated.

     

    Clips of Rachel Weisz:

    • A rare (and brief) look at Rachel Weisz's heinie in Scarlet and Black. (.wmv zipped)
    • Rachel is topless and shows off the top half of her pubic hair in Bertolucci's Stealing Beauty. (.wmv zipped)

     

    Other Crap:

     

    Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time.

    Click here to submit a URL for Other Crap

     

     

    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

    Miscellany

     

    • A lot of you have written in to say, "Scoop, I'm sick of these beautiful women. When will you give equal time to fat ugly chicks, especially old ones?" OK, nobody ever asked for that, but you're gonna get it anyway, goddammit. Kathy Bates in About Schmidt. The clip is worth watching just to see Jack Nicholson's facial expressions. (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped).

    • Brigitte Fossey in Enigma. (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped). This is an obscure 1983 movie with a great cast. IMDb link. The damned thing is only available from Amazon Deutschland, but the German DVD claims that it also has an English sound track, so I took a chance and ordered it. I hope they're telling the truth. (Watching Rapa Nui in German was a pretty eerie experience, and it has now been 11 years since I left Austria, so my German listening skills totally suck.)

    • When you need "the weird chick" for your cast, Amanda Plummer will be up there pretty high on your list. Here she is in Butterfly Kiss, and she looks almost pretty here.  (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped).

     

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Brainscan
    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Disappearing Lingerie is a strip-and-wiggle disk, worth about as much attention as a single viewing can give it--except for one thing: it stars Rachel Sterling when she was still using the name, Angel Veil, and was treating all the world as she does her gynocologist. Since the gal's gone all legit on us...became a Juggie and has done some real movies... ya gotta figure the days of opening wide and saying ahh are over. No matter. Here she is in three scenes: one stripping on stage and the others stripping off.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    Today the Ghost takes a look at the lame 1985 B-movie "Cavegirl". As Tuna mentioned in his review, the plot is obsurd and the characters are annoying. But at least the nudity is pretty decent.

    • Cynthia Thompson aka Cindy Ann Thompson. A beautiful girl, especially topless. Her career as B-babe was short, only 5 movies in 4 years (85-89), and this was her biggest, and only starring role. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
    • Cynthia Thompson (zipped .wmvs) (1, 2, 3)

    • Michelle Bauer and a few other babes get topless, strip down to just panties, then chase a dude around the girl's locker room. Plenty of bouncing in the video cips. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • Michelle Bauer and Friends (zipped .wmvs) (1, 2)

    Johnny Moronic
    Johnny Moronic takes a look at the comedy "Who's Your Daddy?". No nudity here, but several big name babes show plenty of cleavage and some near-nudity.

    • Patsy Kensit, the Brit actress best known from "Lethal Weapon 2" and as the ex-wife of several UK musicians. Here she shows off some of her robo-cleavage. (1, 2, 3)

    • Ali Landry, the former Miss USA (1996) and Doritos babe. We she bikini cleavage in links 1,2 and 7. Taking a bubble bath in links 4 and 5. In link #6 we see her wearing only strategically placed suds. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    • Marne (Marnette) Patterson. This former child actress has grown up very nicely. In fact she's on my list of babes I'd most like to see nekkid. Best of all, it's no longer creepy to say that since she's 24! In #1 she uses well placed hair to cover her breasts in a love scene. #2 is my favorite...just click the link and you'll understand. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Variety
    Lydie Denier Scorpion 'caps of the French model turned actress baring breasts and bum (and doing some mild lesbo lovin') in scenes from an episode of "Red Shoe Diaries".

    Tiziana Lodato
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the Italian beauty baring all in scenes from her first movie, "L' Uomo delle stelle" aka "The Star Maker" (1995).

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    ARTIST MAKES ART WITH MEAT
    Meat Cute - Artist Alejandra Prieto of Santiago, Chili, has an exhibit at Catholic University of works made entirely of meat. It includes a chair made of raw meat and a "Little Red Riding Hood" scene in which a wolf with bacon ears hides under a blanket of ham. Prieto told Las Ultimas Noticias, "I think meat has many meanings. It has a strong image. Many people complain about my work. They say it is disgusting and vegetarians are certainly not happy, but there are many others who like it."

  • Mostly Atkins dieters.
  • Some people like it at first, but a week later, they say it stinks.


    PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO LIVE TO 120
    I'd Die Before I Wear Platform Shoes! - A survey of 1,000 Britons found that 52 percent don't want to live to 120 if genetic science make it possible. They'd rather have a full, active life and die at 80. Of those who would live to 120, 40 percent said the best part would be celebrating their 100th wedding anniversary, while 20 percent said it would be outliving their enemies. Eleven percent said they'd use the extra time to have more sex. Asked the worst thing about living to 120, the top answers were watching all those annual Eurovision song contests, the fear they wouldn't be able to blow out their birthday candles, and seeing platform shoes make a comeback.

  • If they try to wear platform shoes at 120, they won't live to see 121.
  • Old people need platform shoes: they get shorter and shorter.
  • The worst part will be living through all the upcoming "Friends" reunion specials.
  • No, the worst part would be eating British food for 120 years.


    PLAYBOY FEATURES NUDE RAELIANS
    38 Is Her Bust Size - Always covering new frontiers, Playboy is featuring three nude members of the Raelian religion, the cult that promotes cloning and believes aliens populated the Earth. One, Shizue Koneko, is especially proud that she's 38, much older than the typical Playboy model, and says the Raelian philosophy of sexual freedom and "love through action" helps her keep her youthful figure.

  • In Playboy, a 38-year-old model is almost alien!
  • Hef just wishes she'd cloned herself, oh, about 18 years ago.
  • The Playboy Philosophy is "Never mind love, just get a lot of action."
  • Playboy also favors cloning, since it will provide an endless supply of naked triplets.