"The Year of the Yahoo"
The Year of the Yahoo (1972) was Hershell Gordon Lewis' last film before he moved on to mail order, and is the closest thing he ever made to a straight film. It was based on a serious script by Allen Kahn about a country and western singer (Claude King, who had the hit Wolverton Mountain) who was drafted by political handlers to run against an incumbent senator. This was made at a time when the general public was not really aware of political handlers, and still wondered why politicians never kept their campaign promises. Other than a totally gratuitous sex scene with one time wonder Leslie Slater, where she shows breasts and buns, Lewis tried to make this a straight film. Unfortunately, the film lacked the political jargon to give authenticity, didn't have enough story to fill a feature length film, and was not exactly well acted. The character arc of the candidate has been used several times since, and very effectively.
Unfortunately, this DVD was remastered by Something Weird Video from the only surviving print, and it is in terrible shape, with serious scratches, and sound track problems throughout. While this subject ended up being redone in films like "The Candidate" very effectively, this one was not well written, produced or directed enough to be important as the start of a genre. It is really only of interest to exploitation buffs, and has little or no entertainment value. E.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
Ronnie Dobbs is a lovable public figure in his small town in
Georgia, kind of a redneck mullet-sportin' icon because he's never
grown up, and still gets arrested a few times a week for sophomoric
drunken stunts like riggin' the bowling return machines to spit out
balls at cannon velocity, or stealin' the school bus. Ronnie gets
arrested so often, and offers such totally implausible excuses to
the police, that he is noticed by a Hollywood producer who is
desperate for a new "Cops"-like reality show. The producer bails
Ronnie out and drags him to California to star in a one-man reality
show called: "Ronnie Dobbs Gets Arrested," in which the unshaven
bumpkin is dropped into a different city every week, and eventually
Of course, Ronnie gets rich and famous, and brings all of his
friends to Hollywood, where they mingle uneasily with the likes of
Jeff Goldblum, Garry Shandling, and Ben Stiller, in sort of a
Beverly Hillbillies for the new millennium.
Although it came from the brain of the guys who created Mr Show,
the film itself just isn't too good because there are a lot of dead
moments when the jokes just don't work at all. In fact, virtually
nothing from the main storyline was worth watching, but the movie
does have about 10 minutes of wild inspiration which make it a fun
little project to watch with the fast forward button.
1) The Hollywood Gay Conspiracy is pictured exactly as
conservatives might fear it most, with armies, spies, and war rooms.
2) Jack Black appears in a bit of completely unrelated lunacy. At
one point, a stentorious film censor interrupts this film and
announces that Run Ronnie Run has been cut, so you won't see the
scene that should have come next, but you will see a scene cut
from a different film. The scene which follows involves a group of
lovable chimney sweeps, ala Mary Poppins, singing a merry musical
number called something like "Give 'er a kick in the cunt". Jack
Black takes the Dick Van Dyke role as the head sweep. THAT was
3) When the producer is considering what to do for his next show,
he watches a little bit of the then-leading reality show called
Elimination Island, which is sort of a Donner Party Reunion. The
premise is that several people are sent to a deserted island with no
food. Each week they vote for which member they will kill and eat!
"And now, we feast!"
4) There is one of those "here are the rules of the theater, now
go to the lobby and get a treat" cartoons, and that is wildly funny.
5) Mandy Patinkin appears as himself, playing the lead in "Ronny
Gets Arrested: The Musical", the inevitable Broadway spin-off from
the hit reality series.
6) There are mock rock videos with obscene and subversive lyrics
sung in the manner of saccharine contemporary love ballads.
Actually, that wasn't as funny as it sounds. The first 10 seconds
were funny, but the concept dragged on repetitiously.
Unfortunately, all of those scenes, although very funny, had
little or nothing to do with the main characters and didn't even
feature the main performers. The Jack Black piece had nothing
whatsoever to do with this film. It's a shame the writers couldn't
figure out any relevant material that was as funny as the
I guess it is a C- as a high concept comedy which failed, but
included some amusing digressions.
The two guys who created the
film now say that they were disappointed in it,
so who am I to argue?
- Nikki Cox - not nude, but there is plenty to see of the full-figured Nikki (1,
Quick - identify this woman. She's a gorgeous blonde with
distinctive lips. She was born in Georgia on December 8th, is now
about 40, and has done a lot of sexy movies. Her name is Kim.
If your answer was Kim Basinger - wrong. She's actually about 50
now, not 40.
The correct answer is Kim Dawson, who looks a bit like Basinger,
is also from Georgia, and is ten years younger TO THE DAY! She has
now done nudity in more than 25 projects, even though she had done
no screen nudity at the time of her 30th birthday. See her update
in the Encyclopedia today. (All updates listed below)
Years ago, the site had a designated humor columnist and
occasional scanner named Stone Cold. I found one of his columns in a
back issue yesterday, and thought it was still pretty funny (changed
a little by me to update the references):
Top Reasons why Scoopy is getting too old
and mellow to be a hip webmaster.
- Thinks any mention of Zamfir is good
for a big laugh.
- Would have been played by Richard
Farnsworth in the Scoopy biopic, but Farnsworth would have
required too much "aging make-up".
- Planted trees you can now drive
through and keeps referring to Johnny Appleseed as
"Johnny-come-lately Fruit Boy"
- Hired Junior in order to spend more
time panning for gold in local creek, by cracky.
- Willard Scott's office keeps calling
to get his birthday.
- Earliest childhood memory: sister
carried off by pterodactyl
- Offered help crossing street by Mike
- Thinks Cher is starting to look kinda
- Wrote a good review of Shatner in
Lap Dancing banned in L.A..
Brits reject missionary position.
The home page of the Republican Babe of the Week.
I didn't make that up. Honest.
fuck, marry, or kill?
Very entertaining site.
Vanity Fair slams Celine Dion's Vegas show,
calling her "a weird hybrid of Pinocchio and Buffy the Vampire
CHRISTIANS FOR THE CLONING OF JESUS.
First tokers of Health Canada cannabis call it
disgusting, want money back.
A twisted love life?
Princess Stephanie of Monaco has married her
boyfriend, a Portuguese circus acrobat.
Oh, sure, they have a lot of balance in their relationship, but
wait until it all comes tumbling down. I wonder if they have to
make love to the "Saber Dance".
The State of Colorado unwittingly publishes the
name of Kobe's accuser
Weekly World News: civilization was wiped out by a
nuclear war - 30 million years ago
Yoko does not get naked for Peace.
Oh, she was willing, but the audience
was too small to cut off all her clothes. Darn, I guess that means
another two millennia of war, or another six weeks of winter.
Amish turn to Silicon Valley for buggy headlight
The All-Overpaid Baseball team
Will the Olson Twins go to NYU?
Don't feel bad, girls, not everyone gets into Erotic U. (see
La Vida Lopez.
Best tidbit: one of the few critics who dared to say anything nice
about Gigli was Variety’s Amy Dawes, who says her write-up
prompted her boss to relieve her of her reviewing duties.
The internet's top site dedicated to cross-dressing
Erotic University has declared October as National
Orgasm Month, and will host two bids to set world records for
orgasms. One will be
during their homecoming game against Wassamatta U. Why didn't
Erotic University exist when I was going to school? Ah, it's
probably like any other college. The all night sessions discussing
Bush. The penetrating analysis.
What is the new Batman movie all about?
Wrestling superstar Triple H is about to join The
Rock as an actor. First will be a role in BLADE: TRINITY. After
that the main character in JORNADA DEL MUERTE for filmmaker John
Milius (CONAN THE BARBARIAN). "
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Denver Broncos Cheerleaders
Will Ferrell will be Ignatius J. Reily
J.Lo Booty Photos
Our favorite mouseketeer does an impromptu set (and
strip) in Vegas
archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for inclusion in Other Crap
days left until International Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept 19)
Mr Skin's nudity reports from the Toronto festival:
- The Mother: Anne Reid shows breasts, and maybe a bit more, but
in artistic scenes
- Haute Tension: breasts from Maiwenn LeBesco
- In The Cut: Meg Ryan, of course.
- 21 Grams: an entire film dedicated to Naomi Watts's breasts
- Alexandra's Project: Helen Buday sits
bare-breasted for long stretches in front of a video camera.
- Young Adam - Emily Mortimer
shows breasts in three sex scenes with Obi Wan. Mortimer exposes
bush in a later scene. Tilda Swinton exposes her own breasts in
several more brutal sex scenes with Ewan McGregor. Obi Wan exposes
his light saber, as he seem to do in every movie when he's not
actually playing Obi-Wan.
- Twentynine Palms - (not the one with Rachel Leigh Cook, which
is written "29 Palms") - Yekaterina
Golubeva shows it all from several directions.
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
- Kate Vernon...Dean Wormer's daughter goes topless in scenes from "Bloodknot" (1995).
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
|Before she was one of Charlie's Angels, Liu played a topless dancer in the Harvey Keitel movie "City of Industry" (1987).
|The Latin beauty in scenes from 3 movies...
Link #1 features her topless in "Desparado".
Link #2 is Salma dancing in a bikini in scenes from "From Dusk Till Dawn".
In link #3 we see Salma makin' out with Jeanne Tripplehorn in the Mike Figgis movie "Timecode" (2000).
|Another day, another Tinto Brass movie....The busty Italian babe bares all, including close up bush and gyno-views in scenes from "La Chiave" aka "The Key" (1983).
|Porter and former "Top Gun" babe McGillis get it on lesbo style in scenes from "The Monkey's Mask" (2000), McGillis bares breasts and maybe more in far off shots, Porter shows all 3 B's.
|The French actress and Mrs. Roman Polanski topless (and showing a hint of pubes in links #6 and #8) in scenes from "Corps ŕ corps" (2003).
|Señor Skin 'caps of the Spanish actress baring all in scenes from the Pedro Almodóvar movie, "ˇÁtame!" aka "Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!" (1990).
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
PLAYBOY TO DO "WOMEN OF WAL-MART"
Clothes 70% Off! - Playboy.com is searching for models for a "Women of
Wal-Mart" pictorial. The magazine already exposed the women of Enron and
Starbucks, but this is a first for the website. They say Wal-Mart
employees are famous for being cheerful, and Playboy is "giving them a
chance to smile for the camera" and "roll back their clothes." Wal-Mart is
famous for censoring provocative CD and magazine covers, but a spokesman
wouldn't say whether they would retaliate against employees who pose nude.
I thought Wal-Mart WANTED the reputation of being cheap and fast.
Target's cool...Target will hire them.
If they're hot enough to appear nude in Playboy, they can probably get a
better offer than a job at Wal-Mart.
Just pray this doesn't inspire Wal-Mart shoppers to pose nude.
Wal-Mart cashiers are supposed to check YOU out, not the other way
DONALD TRUMP REALITY SHOW
The Winner: Ivana - Monday, filming began on a new NBC reality show called
"The Apprentice," in which 16 people (chosen from 215,000 applicants) vie
for a chance at a big bucks job as Donald Trump's assistant. Trump will
make them compete in business ventures, from opening a hot dog stand to
launching a retail store in a tough neighborhood. The producer said the
contestants are mostly MBAs and self-made millionaires who don't care about
being on TV, they just want to learn from Trump.
But for his assistant, he'll pick the hot blonde with big boobs.
It's a unique reality show because the only person on it with a sick
compulsion to be on TV is Donald Trump.
Opening a retail store in a tough neighborhood? That should be a
contest on "Fear Factor."
GOVERNMENT-PROVIDED MARIJUANA REALLY AWFUL
Careful What You Wish For - Under court order, Health Canada just started
selling government-approved medical marijuana, and according to some of the
first patients to smoke it, it's "disgusting." One called it "totally
unsuitable for human consumption," saying it was so weak, the only effect
was about five minutes of "buzziness." Another said he smoked it to
relieve nausea, and the pot actually made him so sick, he threw up. A
patients' rights group found that the government pot had only 3 percent
THC, not the 10.2 percent advertised, and contained such contaminants as
lead and arsenic.
See, the government was right: Pot WILL kill you!
But it's the arsenic that provides the buzz!
Americans go to Canada for prescription drugs, and now Canadians will
have to come to America for pot.
Canada needs to appoint a drug czar to improve the quality of their