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Third party videos:

Today's topic: non-simulated sex in mainstream films:

Alyssa Mulhern and Anna Levine do a threesome in Amos Kollek's Fiona. (Movie House Review)  Mulhern does the sword-swallowing honors.  (Zipped .avi)

Christina Lindberg's character in Thriller - A Cruel Picture, "the first film ever banned in Sweden." (Movie House Review) Explicit genital and anal penetration. It's not actually Ms. Lindberg, but a hard-core insert.  (Zipped .avi)

Dijn Blom in Jesus Is A Palestinian (Zipped .avi)

Marjorie Cottreel in La Vie De Jesus (Zipped .avi). The star of this film is David Douche (I'm not kidding. Check the link below.) I'll give you two guesses what his suitcases are called, and the first guess doesn't count. IMDb lists four performers named "douche," and each of them has but a single credit at IMDb.

Kristina "The Douche" McNamee seems to be a professional ventriloquist. (Also an excellent name for a professional female wrestler.)

It's too bad that they don't have any biography for Douche Bag Donna, because I'm really curious if she's the same Douche Bag Donna I took to the junior prom. I do regret greatly that the career didn't work out for Douche Bag Donna, because I'd love to hear Oprah introduce her.





Media ownership study ordered destroyed by FCC
  • Classic. FCC orders study. The researchers draw a conclusion opposed to the administration's philosophy. FCC orders the study shredded!

'Eragon' -Exclusive Trailer Premiere

  • Based on the best-selling novel, this epic fantasy-adventure centers on a young man named Eragon whose destiny is revealed with the help of a dragon. Eragon, now a Dragon Rider, is swept into a world of magic and power, discovering that he alone has the power to save – or destroy – an Empire.

Wanna buy a picture of Winona Ryder naked? For charity?

Letterman's "Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A NASCAR Driver"

A review of Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci in Shoot 'Em Up!

  • "The sex scene is one of the hottest sex scenes ever."

Kristen Bell in the Princess Leia bikini

Dana Plato's Death Becomes Subject Of Lawsuit

Useful site: The episode finder

  • "So far I've cataloged over 10,000 links to legal, full-length TV eps scattered across the web for you to watch, rent or buy. I'll update the trivialTV Ep Finder weekly so that you always have the most current online guide for TV eps."

I don't believe this, but for what it's worth ... "'The O.C.' star Rachel Bilson is reportedly set to play Wonder Woman in the new comic book movie."

Bloggers release their own home footage of the World Trade Center collapse. (They live a few hundred yards away)

A bazillion clips and trailer from The Last Kiss, the new Zach Braff melodramedy.

The trailer for Unaccompanied Minors, a Christmas movie

"Rocket Scientists Not as Smart as Originally Thought ... New Findings in Study Commissioned by Brain Surgeons"

Colbert discusses the lawsuit against James Frey

Colbert grieves that Stephen Junior has defected to Canada

Colbert praises the tobacco industry

Colbert warns sellers against giving refunds

The Daily Show: "In Rhode Island it was Chafee versus Laffey! The winner received taffy! And a song by Raffi!"

Jon Stewart analyzes the use of the question mark in cable news captions.

The Daily Show goes looking for embarrassing Arnold Schwarzenegger footage

Jon Stewart goes nuts over Meredith Viera

The Daily Show's John Hodgman gives a primer on human parasites and shares an old kitchen remedy for lice.

RHODE ISLAND PRIMARY: Vice President Cheney Congratulates the Late, Great Senator Chafee's Annoying, Faggy Son (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)

"The Amateur Streaker #1"

Dennis Hastert Sings The National Anthem

"OFFICIAL JANET JACKSON WORLD PREMIERE OF 'SO EXCITED' VIDEO!" (Includes some sexual contact and strategic nudity)

The trailer for Exiled

  • The 1999 turnover of the Portuguese colony of Macau to China is investigated here through the unique rites of passage of a group of cold-blooded hit men as they wonder what the future has in store for them, try to make quick money or simply hope to retire.

Here's the trailer for Mel Gibson's beautiful, bizarre Apocalypto, about the decline of the Mayan civilization

Man May Have Sent 2 Billion Viagra Spam E-Mails

  • "The man had rented 35 servers for around 14,000 Australian dollars (US$10,493; euro8,256) each per month from a small Internet service provider in the Netherlands to carry out the alleged spam campaign. These 35 servers were used just for sending spam day-in, day-out for at least a year, probably longer."




Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.


The Corruptor (1999)

The Corruptor is a cop film set in New York's Chinatown, and concerns a period when open gang warfare necessitated an Asian Gang Unit. The great Chow Yun-Fat plays the decorated head of the unit, into which a white rookie (Mark Wahlberg) is placed. Both have layer after layer of secrets, as do the heads of the Tong and the Fukienese Dragons, the two warring factions. Add the FBI to the mix, and you can expect anything to happen.

IMDb readers say 5.5. Berardinelli says 2.5 stars, and Ebert 1.5. It is essentially a Hong Kong police action thriller and nearly non-stop action. The film is actually focused on the relationship between Chow Yun-Fat and Mark Wahlberg, which is complex. There is no shortage of bloody gun battles, car chases, etc. The director, James Foley, in a feature length commentary, talks about a lot of MPAA trouble with the violence. It certainly doesn't lack pace, and some of the plot elements were a surprise. This is a C.

Alice Poon, as a masseuse, shows breasts,
 and several unknowns show breasts and buns.








The last of Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade


Today, a slightly different triumvirate: Nikki Nova, Angela Little, and Kelle Marie


And one last lonely gal  - Sunny Leone, working with some guys in very silly ape suits






Dann reports on Lucky Number Slevin:

Nothing is what it seems in this really good crime thriller from 2006. Unfortunately, this twisty tale is so full of surprises that if I tell you much about it, I'll spoil it for you.

A young man lands in the middle of a war being planned by two of the city's biggest crime lords when he is mistaken for the friend he is visiting. He is tailed by the police, manhandled by members of both crime families, and stalked by a world-class assassin.

The whole cast was outstanding, and this thing kept my interest from start to finish. A hilarious nude scene by Jennifer Miller and a neat nipslip by Lucy Liu (middle row of collage) made it even better, and the ending came as a complete surprise, as it will to most viewers.

Jennifer Miller Lucy Liu


The party is for Kirsten Dunst, but the flesh comes from Kate Bosworth,  who offers Kiki her breast regards.

Sure, "Beckett" has two acting legends, O'Toole and Burton, as co-leads, but The Dicktator has two naked acting legends with big boobs, and they don't deliver any boring, long-winded speeches about the relationship of the church and the state. #1 is Uschi Digard ...

#2 is Bond, Rene Bond