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Today's topic: non-simulated sex in mainstream films:
Alyssa Mulhern and
Anna Levine do a threesome in Amos Kollek's
Fiona. (Movie House
Review) Mulhern does the sword-swallowing honors.
Christina Lindberg's character in Thriller - A Cruel Picture,
"the first film ever banned in Sweden." (Movie
House Review) Explicit genital and anal penetration. It's not actually
Ms. Lindberg, but a
hard-core insert. (Zipped
Dijn Blom in Jesus Is A Palestinian (Zipped .avi)
Marjorie Cottreel in La Vie De Jesus (Zipped .avi). The star of
this film is David Douche (I'm not kidding. Check the link
below.) I'll give you
two guesses what his suitcases are called, and the first guess
doesn't count. IMDb lists four performers named "douche," and each
of them has but a single credit at IMDb.
Kristina "The Douche" McNamee seems to be a
professional ventriloquist. (Also an excellent name for a
professional female wrestler.)
It's too bad that they don't have any
biography for Douche Bag Donna, because I'm really curious if
she's the same Douche Bag Donna I took to the junior prom. I do regret greatly that the career didn't work
out for Douche Bag Donna, because I'd love to hear Oprah
Media ownership study ordered destroyed by
- Classic. FCC orders study. The
researchers draw a conclusion opposed to
the administration's philosophy. FCC
orders the study shredded!
'Eragon' -Exclusive Trailer Premiere
- Based on the best-selling novel, this
epic fantasy-adventure centers on a young
man named Eragon whose destiny is revealed
with the help of a dragon. Eragon, now a
Dragon Rider, is swept into a world of
magic and power, discovering that he alone
has the power to save – or destroy – an
Wanna buy a picture of Winona Ryder naked?
"Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A
A review of Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci
in Shoot 'Em Up!
- "The sex scene is one of the hottest
sex scenes ever."
Kristen Bell in the Princess Leia bikini
Dana Plato's Death Becomes Subject Of
The episode finder
- "So far I've cataloged over 10,000
links to legal, full-length TV eps
scattered across the web for you to watch,
rent or buy. I'll update the trivialTV Ep
Finder weekly so that you always have the
most current online guide for TV eps."
I don't believe this, but for what it's
"'The O.C.' star Rachel Bilson is reportedly
set to play Wonder Woman in the new comic
Bloggers release their own home footage of
the World Trade Center collapse. (They
live a few hundred yards away)
A bazillion clips and trailer from The Last
Kiss, the new Zach Braff melodramedy.
The trailer for Unaccompanied Minors, a
"Rocket Scientists Not as Smart as
Originally Thought ... New Findings in
Study Commissioned by Brain Surgeons"
Colbert discusses the lawsuit against James
Colbert grieves that Stephen Junior has
defected to Canada
Colbert praises the tobacco industry
Colbert warns sellers against giving refunds
The Daily Show:
"In Rhode Island it was Chafee versus Laffey!
The winner received taffy! And a song by
Jon Stewart analyzes the use of the question
mark in cable news captions.
The Daily Show goes looking for embarrassing
Arnold Schwarzenegger footage
Jon Stewart goes nuts over Meredith Viera
The Daily Show's John Hodgman gives a primer
on human parasites and shares an old kitchen
remedy for lice.
RHODE ISLAND PRIMARY: Vice President Cheney
Congratulates the Late, Great Senator
Chafee's Annoying, Faggy Son (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
"The Amateur Streaker #1"
Dennis Hastert Sings The National Anthem
"OFFICIAL JANET JACKSON WORLD PREMIERE OF
'SO EXCITED' VIDEO!" (Includes some
sexual contact and strategic nudity)
The trailer for Exiled
- The 1999 turnover of the Portuguese
colony of Macau to China is investigated
here through the unique rites of passage
of a group of cold-blooded hit men as they
wonder what the future has in store for
them, try to make quick money or simply
hope to retire.
Here's the trailer for Mel Gibson's
beautiful, bizarre Apocalypto, about the
decline of the Mayan civilization
Man May Have Sent 2 Billion Viagra Spam
- "The man had rented 35 servers for
around 14,000 Australian dollars
(US$10,493; euro8,256) each per month from
a small Internet service provider in the
Netherlands to carry out the alleged spam
campaign. These 35 servers were used just
for sending spam day-in, day-out for at
least a year, probably longer."
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
The Corruptor (1999)
The Corruptor is a cop film set in New York's Chinatown, and concerns a
period when open gang warfare necessitated an Asian Gang Unit. The great Chow
Yun-Fat plays the decorated head of the unit, into which a white rookie (Mark
Wahlberg) is placed. Both have layer after layer of secrets, as do the heads
of the Tong and the Fukienese Dragons, the two warring factions. Add the FBI
to the mix, and you can expect anything to happen.
IMDb readers say 5.5. Berardinelli says 2.5 stars, and Ebert 1.5. It is
essentially a Hong Kong police action thriller and nearly non-stop action. The
film is actually focused on the relationship between Chow Yun-Fat and Mark
Wahlberg, which is complex. There is no shortage of bloody gun battles, car
chases, etc. The director, James Foley, in a feature length commentary, talks
about a lot of MPAA trouble with the violence. It certainly doesn't lack pace,
and some of the plot elements were a surprise. This is a C.
Alice Poon, as a masseuse,
and several unknowns show breasts and buns.
Dann reports on Lucky Number Slevin:
Nothing is what it seems in this really good crime thriller from 2006.
Unfortunately, this twisty tale is so full of surprises that if I tell you
much about it, I'll spoil it for you.
A young man lands in the middle of a war
being planned by two of the city's biggest crime lords when he is mistaken
for the friend he is visiting. He is tailed by the police, manhandled by
members of both crime families, and stalked by a world-class assassin.
The whole cast was outstanding, and this
thing kept my interest from start to finish. A hilarious nude scene by
Jennifer Miller and a neat nipslip by Lucy Liu (middle row of
collage) made it even better, and the ending came as a complete surprise,
as it will to most viewers.