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"The Great Silence" (1968)

The Great Silence (1968) is arguably the best of the spaghetti westerns. Directed by Sergio Corbucci, it has his usually feel, including shaky cam, lots of gore, wild zooming, and otherwise frenetic camera work. It also has possibly the darkest ending ever filmed. It stars Jean-Louis Trintignant as a mute (Silence) who had his throat cut by a bounty hunter after his father. Silence has dedicated his life to killing bounty hunters, but will not draw first. A group of bounty hunters is living off of killing so called wanted people (many of whom were merely poor Mormans). A land owner/banker made sure they got paid. The worst of the bounty hunters, Loco, was played by Klaus Kinski, who always makes a credible bad guy. The exposure is from Vonetta Mc Gee in her first film as the wife of a man killed by the bounty hunters who ends up as love interest for Trintignant. She shows breasts and buns in very brief flashes.

IMDB readers score it at 7.7/10, which is very respectable indeed. The film is of interest to Italian western fans, students of cinema, and anyone one else interested in a very dark non-traditional western. C+

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  • Vonetta McGee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    As if the world wasn't sad enough this week, I found out Thursday that the Fun House lost one of our contributors this week, and another is missing

    Thursday morning, unrelated to the international tragedies of the week, The Industry Insider passed away, about two months after suffering a stroke. The Insider's real identity was Dale Davis, the king of the 60's surfing films, and former producer/director of the soap opera, Never Too Young. He was a close friend of several people in the entertainment biz, from Leonard Nimoy to Jan and Dean to Richard Hatch and (I'm proud to say) Uncle Scoopy. Dale even did a little acting. (His brief bio is in IMDb) You probably know that he often sent us comments, clips, and pictures from the parties at his house in L.A. (Perhaps you remember Tiffany Minx smoking that cigarette with her crotch - filmed by Dale at his house.)

    Some of his surfing reminiscences are included in my article about the movie Big Wednesday. 

    Dale was only in his early 60's, and his own dad just passed away a couple of months ago.

    Also, you old timer readers may remember our profane humor columnist, Stone Cold. His dad has informed friends and family that he has not been heard from. He was working in the WTC at the time of the attack, and is simply unaccounted for at this point. We'll share more when we know something.

    Now how am I supposed to start talking about who you chose as the ultimate babe? Let's just get to it, I guess.

    Who continues to be hot.

    The following women were in the top 10 in our last poll in 1999, and are still in the top 10:

    Jennifer Connelly (#1), Laetitia Casta (#2), Sophie Marceau, Alyssa Milano, Salma Hayek, Anna Kournikova

    Connelly returned to number one, after dropping to #2 during the last poll, when Casta was the flavor du jour. There is no question that Connelly is the most popular woman in the history of our site. When those other two women started claiming to be the most downloaded on the internet, their "record" total downloads were less than the number of Connelly and Gellar from my site alone, and Gellar never even got naked! 

    When I started doing the site in 1995, Connelly was the most requested woman, and she's still number one in your hearts. She has managed to remain at that pinnacle despite never having appeared in any major popular hit movie or TV show. My son and daughter, who are high school age, do not know who she is, and I can't explain it to them because she hasn't been in anything they might have seen! Requiem for a Dream and Pollock are not exactly kid's movies, nobody has seen Waking the Dead or Inventing the Abbots, and not many have seen Dark City. (It lost a bunch of money - $14 million gross, $27 million budget).

    Come to think of it, Connelly has generally made some excellent movies, but not very popular ones. 

    OK, you caught me. Maybe Waking the Dead sucked, but the others are solid. Dark City and Requiem for a Dream are two of the best of the past decade.

    Salma has never really been a big star, despite her popularity on these polls. As far as I can see, she has no physical flaws, unless you like your women taller. When we held our previous categorical polls, she did well in all categories: lovely face, breasts, buns .... and she is, by all accounts, a pleasant person to deal with. So, if you have any jobs for her ... hire her, man!

    I suspect Casta may not be on the next leaderboard, if we wait two years. I guess she's going into semi-retirement to start a family or something, but who knows? There's no question in my mind that she could have been number one for a long time if she had chosen the career route, but she seems to have other aspirations for her life. Good for her.


    Who is heating up.

    The following women entered the top 10 for the first time

    Jessica Alba, Christina Ricci, Kirsten Dunst, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Aniston

    I don't think there should be any surprises there, at least in terms of current career popularity. I guess we all have our own concepts of babetude. I like Ricci, but I sure don't think of her as a babe, and she actually tied Casta for second place on the list. 

    Of course, Alba is certainly a babe by any measurement.


    Who is cooling off.

    Most of the former top 10 just dropped a hair down to the next 10 in order to admit the youngsters, but Heather Graham fell the most precipitously, from 5th to 28th. She's still plenty sexy, another woman with the complete package like Salma, but her tepid and fully-clothed recent performances in mediocre movies have cost her some support.

    Michelle Pfeiffer dropped from 11th to completely off the Top 30 list, and I don't suppose she'll return to the list, but she still garnered some support, which is a tribute to her lasting beauty and elegance. Think about it. Nearly a dozen guys still voted for her as the hottest babe - when they had only one vote, and all those young tootsies to choose from. You have to be impressed with that. 

    TomCat was one busy boy this week.

    Helcrom helps keep the boob count high with this batch of Skinemax flesh featuring all 3 B's and plenty of pseudo sex.

    First...from the movie "Secret Needs"

  • Lisa Comshaw, 3 B's, phony sex, and some lesbo lovin'.
  • Heidi France, if you like your robo-hooters really big and really fake...than here's a girl for you.
  • Tomi Luttsford, breasts, bum, and lebo lovin.
  • Erin Marie, breasts, and a mega-close-up thong view.

    Next up, scenes from "Sensual Friends"

  • Brandy Davis, fake sex, a hint of bush, and several frames of full of breast views.
  • Kim Dawson, only two B's in these 'caps (sorry, no bum views). But if it helps, there is plenty of pseudo sex.
  • Griffin Drew...ditto that for Griffin. Breasts, bush, and fake sex scenes.
  • Nancy O'Neil, Breasts, bush, and thong. So I guess that's 2 1/2 B's.
  • Doria, all 3 B's and phony sex.
  • Variety
    Naomi Campbell
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Excellent fashion scans by Blackshine. #3 as some see-thru breast exposure.

    Jamie-Lynn Sigler
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Bada-bing! Meadow Soprano looking very hot in the September Maxim. Some very skimpy outfits in this photoshoot. Links #1, #4 and #5 show the most skin.

    Susan Lynch Just a bit of nipple exposure, and what I would normally label as 70's disco bush, however these are from the movie "Nora" (2000). Perhaps it's Retro-70's Disco Bush? Vidcaps by Watty.

    Kira Reed The Skinemax regular in some home made, hard core 'caps. I'm assuming they originally came from her website where she and her hubby often get it on in front of the web cam. This time, it's a bj scene from start to money shot.

    Missy Hyatt For the rasslin' fans....Missy goes full frontal! Check out for more of Missy and Tammy Stych nude.

    Mädchen Amick
    (1, 2)

    #1 has the beautiful Mädchen showing some side breast exposure in a love scene from "Bombshell" (1996), by Hugo. #2 shows all 3 B's in scenes from "Dream Lover".

    Rene Griffin Topless, partial bum, and a serious camel toe in 'caps from "The Stöned Age" (1994). Thanks to Kruger.

    Taimie Hannum
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Hard core 'caps of the late night cable babe. #6 is an explicit full frontal. #1-5 involve a weird smoking fetish. Smoke afterward...sure, I get that. Smoke during? Lost on me.

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