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"Opera" (1987)

Opera (1987) is a rather typical Dario Argento effort. It is the story of a young diva who is being stalked, and those around her murdered. She places the blaime partly on the opera they are performing, Macbeth, which is known as a bad luck opera. Argento mixes opera with grundge music in a very odd soundtrack, and the film is his usual slow paced effort with over-the-top gore and an abundance of camera and lighting techniques. There is no doubt that Argento knows how to shoot film and light scenes, but his films are an acquired taste.

The good news is breast exposure from Spanish actress Christina Marsilach, who plays the lead. The DVD transfer is top notch, and the special edition is loaded with extras. Maltin says 2 1/2 stars, and IMDB readers say 6.6/10. I have to admire Argento for one thing. He makes his films exactly the way he wants to make them. I find myself enjoying moments, but usually not the entire film. The genre is Italian shock horror, and this is a C+.

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  • Christina Marsillach (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

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    Bar Hopping  ...stars Tom Arnold, and Chachi without Joanie, and features Sally Kellerman and Charlene Tilton. And has no nudity. Do you need to know more?

    Blow is the biopic of cocaine dealer George Jung, as portrayed by Johhny Depp. Lots of incidental nudity, none from the stars, although Cruz did find herself doing some nasty stuff. Although there is no revolutionary break-through in cinema, it is quite a solid movie, especially the first half. (The first half has a balanced tone and plenty of comic relief. The second half is more of a heavy-handed Scarface kind of movie, reflecting the change in times (hyper 70's and 80's versus laid back 60's in the first half), and drugs (stimulant cocaine versus mellow weed)

    • Penelope Cruz. No honest-to-goodness nudity and irritating filtered lighting, but I think you want to see them anyway. (1, 2)
    • Background and extras. Number 2 is yet another really good episode of Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Friggin' Pee-Wee has been in about every movie I've seen this week, and never once did the big shoe dance. (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Embrace the Darkness  is one of the best soft-core porn films I have seen. Good acting, good exposure of attractive people, pretty good lighting, and almost a good enough plot to stand alone without the skin. Don't rent for the vampire story alone, but if you like a little erotica, this is a genre classic.

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  • Bobbie Phillips, full frontal nudity from the busty actress in scenes from "The Hustle".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

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    Jessica Lange
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    From "The Postman Always Rings Twice". Not much in the nudity department, but nice quality. #2 has a great upskirt.

    Neda Arneric
    (1, 2)

    Who's the private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks...that's right we're talking 'bout 'caps from "Shaft"..the real Shaft. Can ya dig it? Topless and bare bum both in plain view.

    Senta Berger
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    Bare bum and a hint of nipples in scenes from "When Women had Tails".

    Julie Strain
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    Big Julie fully nude with robo-hooters in their full glory, there are also a few slight hints of pubes and bare bum. Vidcaps from "Battle Queen 2020", by Donbun.

    Nikki Cox
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Very hot pics of Mrs. Bobcat Goldthwait from FHM.

    #1 has lots o' leg and #2 has some fantastic cleavage.

    Nadia Farès
    (1, 2, 3)

    Fantastic 'caps from the French movie "Elles n'oublient jamais" (1994), by Touch. Great breast exposure, bare bum, and even a hint of pubes too.

    Georgina Verbaan

    Katja Schuurman
    (1, 2)

    Very hot bikini 'caps by The Night.

    About Georgina...very skimpy swim suit, plus a bit of pokies. The Night ads..."Way to skinny for me and a very very irritating childish voice..... period".

    About Katja...not as skinny as Georgina, and #2 has some dark, but nice thong views. This time The Night ads..."Dutch actress who refuses to show her boobs!!!"

    Nell McAndrew Topless paparazzi pics of the former Lara Croft at the beach.
    Sarah Miles Topless and a little bit of masturbation in scenes from "The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea" (1976), by Scanman.
    Tamar van den Dop More from Scanman...Topless 'caps from "De Provincie" (1991).

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    Can you please make a lot of us happy and find some caps of the lovely Anne Archer in her stage role of The Graduate. Her run ends October 1 and I know that all of your subscribers would love to see her goodies.

    Indeed...we second that emotion. So far we've come up empty handed when we've requested Ann Archer pics in the past. Hopefully some Brits will come through for us before the month ends.

  • Janet Jackson in the new issue of Maxim or FMH UK? We heard a rumour about some goodies being visible. Can anyone confirm or deny?

  • The Funnies by Number 6
    Moments in History when the "F" word was appropriate.

  • "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877
  • "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926
  • "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566
  • "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937
  • "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC

    The magic lamp
    A man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave. He walked in and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in the sand.

    He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "You may have 3 wishes but whatever you wish for all the lawyers in the world will get double."

    The man agreed and said, "I want a million dollars."

    He got that and the lawyers got 2 million.

    Next he said, "I want a Ferrari."

    So he got one and all the lawyers got 2.

    Next, being his last wish, he took a minute and thought about it carefully. Finally he said, "Well I've always wanted to give a kidney

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