TV Recap

Strike Back continues to be a source of nudity. In s4e4 Rain Elwood again appeared topless in 720p.

German TV is almost always reliable. Lisa Karlstroem's breasts made an appearance in the latest episode of Der Kommissar und das Meer.

Essie Davis got nekkid in the season two premiere of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, but nothing is showing.

Tonight: the season premiere of Boardwalk Empire!

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Thandie Newton

, Volume 2


Brainscan's comments:

"The disk called Volume 2 has with the thinnest of plot lines.  Eastern European nude models and pornstars living in a post-apocalyptic world that looks a helluva lot like any part of Europe that used to house the Red Army run around naked, get lots of exercise and shoot off guns at no one and nothing in particular.

Among these women - and the reason I got this disk in the first place - is Lucie Haluzik (here she uses the name Victoria Roberts).  Spaz has sent in collages of her from a couple of Czechsploitation films.  She had been Czech Hefmate of the month once upon a time and has since moved onto much harder things.  She and Hana Black (who used the name Zabrina Aamir in this disk) give new meaning to the term, gynocam."

Today we finally finish it off!

Martina Fox film clips (collages below)

Veronica Vanoza film clip. No collages for this one.


"Melrose Place"

 The TV caps are from the original Melrose Place. MP was a soap centred on the shenanigans of the residents of 4616 Melrose Place. It ran for 7 seasons from 1992 to 1999. As you'd expect, there was no nudity but many lovely looking women.

These caps are from the second and third seasons and screened in 1994.

Series 2

Episode 26 In Bed with the Enemy

Heather Locklear

Episode 27 Psycho-Therapy

Heather Locklear

Episode 28 The Bitch Is Back

Marcia Cross

Episode 29 Imperfect Strangers

Amber Van Lent

Debbie James

Laura Leighton

Marcia Cross

Not identified

Episode 30 Devil with the G-String On

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Laura Leighton

Series 3

Episode 1 I Am Curious, Melrose

Kathy Ireland

Episode 2 It's a Bad World After All

Kathy Ireland

Episode 3 In-Laws and Outlaws

Kathy Ireland

Marcia Cross

Episode 4 Grand Delusions

Kathy Ireland

Laura Leighton

Marcia Cross

Episode 7 The Cook, the Creep, His Lover and Her Sister

Heather Locklear

Laura Leighton

Episode 9 Dr. Jekyll Saves His Hide

Laura Leighton

Episode 10 And Justice for None

Cheryl Pollak

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Episode 11 The Days of Wine and Vodka

Cheryl Pollak

Episode 13 Just Say No

Laura Leighton

Forever 16

 (2013 TV movie and series pilot)

Immortal teen vampire is recruited as an undercover agent at a private school.
Tiera Skovbye: very sexy in panties.

Karyn Halpin: panties having fully-clothed sex.

Restless Virgins

(2013 TV movie)
Cautionary tale set in a private school and based on a true story but with all the cliches of a television teensploitation.

Vanessa Marano: brassiere having fully clothed sex.


episode: "Home, Sweet Home" (s2e01)

Anastasia Griffith: as nude as allowed on basic cable.

hookers: enough bloomers to stitch together a hot air balloon.


(2007 short)

Lisa Marie DiGiacinto: implied nude.

"Cold Blood"

tv series

This true-crime docu-drama used to air on the Canadian History Network but they gave up the rights to Oprah's Oompa Loompa Network so they could air more reality programming.

episode "On Her Own"

Katie Uhlmann: sexy but dead as rape victim.

Morgan Vallee: fuzzy nude as rape victim.

Monica Grzelak: sexy as hooker.

"Ghostly Encounters"

tv series

This paranormal series used to air on the Canadian wimmins' network but (again) they gave up the rights to the Oprah-Uma Network so they could air more reality programming. Like Cold Blood and other Canadian docu-dramas most of the cast are non-union actors and actresses with the occasional model or dancer.

episode: "Closing the Door to the Beyond"

Jordan Hayes: sexy.

episode: "Ghosts and the Vulnerable"

Elena Bennett: sexy.

NOTE: Elena Bennett aka Eli Bennett is an Aussie model. 

BONUS: Elena Bennett and fellow Aussie model Katie Chesters full frontal in the movie "Kiss the Sky" (1998).

Last but not least...

(Anne-Marie Losique: Quebec producer nude

Lady Vezina: pregnant nude



Adriana Ugarte film clips in 1080hd


"The L Word"


Johnny Moronic continues to work through the first season in 1080p. Today's efforts come from episodes 8-10

Jade Robertson

Carmen Aguirre

Katherine Moennig (with a non-nude Rosanna Arquette)

Mia Kirshner and Erin Daniels


TV/Film clips

Esther Zimmering in Mein Mann Ein Moerder (2013)