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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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The Informers
2009
As I expected when I reviewed 2009's The Informers trailer in May 2009,
the movie isn't anything special. The nudity sure is, however, even better
than the trailer led me to expect.
The story's sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll theme, set in the 1980's, is
not unique. The characters, every one of them, are the biggest collection
of flaming assholes you are ever likely to come across. Not one character
in this movie is what I would call "likeable". Some are simply less
obnoxious than others.
The movie tries hard to shock the viewer, and in that it succeeds.
However, the characters are so unlikable that at the end you'll be kind of
glad for the bad things that befall most of them, and sorry for the bad
things that didn't befall some of them. Only Amber Heard's nudity makes
this thing worth watching. The caps are from the Blu-ray version.
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Jessica Stroup |
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Scoop's preface:
If you love vintage rock, you are probably familiar with Leo
from the Pop Culture Palace, which assembled a glorious collection of
rare videos of performances dating back to about a week or so before
the Big Bang, when all of existence consisted only of two elements: a
mysterious anti-matter and, of course, Joan Collins.
Anyway, Leo has now turned his attention from pop music to films,
and having been a long time reader of the Fun House, he revealed to us
that he's always wanted to be a contributor.
Well, Leo, one good about having modest dreams - at least they have
a good chance of coming true. You're in. (And feel free to re-design the look of
this section.)
Closely Watched Trains
1966
Leo's notes:
Jitka
Zelenohorská as Zdenka, a lovely young telegraph operator working at
a small train station in German-occupied
Czechoslovakia
in “Closely Watched Trains”. You probably haven’t heard of this
actress, although she has appeared in over seventy films in her
native
Czechoslovakia
She has a relatively small role in this film, but it had an impact.
Her fling with the train dispatcher was one of the sexier scenes of
the year. She really shines in the aftermath of the fling after it
gets discovered by her mother. Her facial expressions are among the
best I’ve ever seen as she shows her nonchalant attitude and intense
sex appeal with every glance and smile. I’m probably going to get a
real education in Czech cinema as I track down more of her movies.
She gets a nomination from me and she’s also got herself a new
American fan.
Film clips here. Captures below
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Wall of Secrets
(2003; TV)
Sliver-type movie about a couple (Nicole Leggert and Dean McDermott aka
Mr. Tori Spelling) moving into in an apartment which turns out to have
hidden surveillance cameras in every room.
Anne Nahabedian: topless sex scene in beginning
Nicole Eggert: side boob in shower
Jennifer Marcil (blonde) & Sophie Gendron
(brunette): cleavage
Sarah Allen: sexy
"Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy"
(TV series; 1999-2000)
Almost no nudity in this tv series but in the beginning of the second
episode Kimberly Warnat (Going the Distance) strips down to bathe in a
river. Got me hooked.
"Manson"
(2009; TV)
Docudrama released on the 40th anniversary of
the Tate/LaBianca murders. Almost no sex or violence.
Tamara Hope & Brittany Scobie: playing
Mansonites Linda Kasabian and Sadie Hawkins in lesbian scene.
unknown: not in credits but she played the
doomed Sharon Tate.
"Howie Do It"
pilot episode
The blonde bikini model tricked into covering herself up with whipped
cream after a suntanning booth malfunction is Toronto area model Roxane
Bryce. You may remember her from the "Kenny Vs. Spenny" episode "Who
can bone more women?"
Howie Do It
Kenny Vs. Spenny
"Paradise Falls"
season III
No (female) nudity for the first week but here's Michelle Latimer,
Kim Poirier, Chantal Quesnel, and Kim Schraner in the opening sequence.
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