Marcia
Gay Harden in After Words (2015) in 1080hd
I've been doing the site for 22 years, and she
hasn't aged a day. She's nearly 60 now, but looks the
same as she did in her 30s.
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Anna
Friel, Tamsin Egerton and others in The Look of
Love (2013) in 1080hd
Anna Friel
Tamsin Egerton
Gemma Nicholas
Katie Derry
The Look of Love is a
biopic of Paul Raymond, a British entrepreneur who
turned various adult enterprises into a fortune
large enough to get him labeled as Britain's
richest man. He started with strip clubs, moved up
first to burlesque shows, then to naughty
theatrical revues in the West End. He branched
into publishing (Mayfair, Club International, Men
Only), and systematically converted his cash flow
into real estate holdings, which eventually got
him the title of "The King of Soho" after he had
acquired 60 of the 87 acres covered by that London
district.
The Daily Mail covered
the high points of his bio here.
The movie does present
just about every detail mentioned in that article
linked above, but all of that is just window
dressing for the film's dramatic heft, an in-depth
portrayal of Raymond's genuine love for, and
over-indulgence of, his daughter Debbie, who
gradually was pulled into his louche orbit of
non-stop fun, sleaze and drugs. In the framing
story, an elderly Raymond looks back on his life,
wonders if he could have avoided all his parental
mistakes by steering Debbie toward a more sensible
path, one which would not have resulted in her
death at 37 from a heroin OD. The old fellow seems
a bit weak in the self-analysis department,
because the film ends with him seeming to repeat
all of the same mistakes with his oldest
granddaughter. That conclusion emphasized a
point made throughout the film, that Raymond,
although basically a decent person, never learned
from his mistakes, having lost the love of his
life in the same way he lost his first wife,
through a succession of misbegotten adventures
with casual lovers, none of whom he cared to, or
bothered to, hide from the women he loved and was
living with.
The film's treatment of
the big-time world of sleaze is superficial and
overly glossy. Raymond is pictured wandering
through London without his usual retinue of
bodyguards. No rivals get strong-armed, no public
officials are pictured taking kick-backs, no
feminists protest the objectivication of women,
and Raymond's army of shifty attorneys is left in
the background. Picturing all of that more
accurately would have strengthened the film's
point that Raymond was reckless to draw Debbie
into that world, and could have lent the film the
gravitas it seemed to crave.
The film doesn't really need to be weighty to be
worthwhile, however, because it's an easy one to
watch, especially for male audiences, who should
find it funny, sexy and nostalgic. The times and
the styles are fun to remember; the screen is
constantly filled with gorgeous eye candy; and Steve Coogan
portrays Raymond as a charming fellow who's quick
with a quip.
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Tracy
Trueman and Odessa Munroe in Saving Silverman
(2001) in 1080hd
Jason Biggs appears for about the zillionth consecutive
time as the sincere but socially inept young man. This
time he is so desperate for a girlfriend that he puts up
with the all-time queen bitch because she is beautiful.
His loser friends (Steve Zahn and Jack Black) see the
predicament the naive Biggs is putting himself in, and
devise a plan to rescue him. They kidnap the queen bitch
(Amanda Peet), fake her death, and reintroduce Biggs to
the great true love of his life in the form of his high
school sweetheart. Unfortunately, she is about to take her
final vows to become a nun.
Along the way to the end of the movie, there is a crazed
coach from their high school, and some other oddball crap
that isn't very funny. It's mostly recycled Three Stooges
material, as modified slightly for loser guys who act like
stoners. Zahn and Black are funny guys, but the
script gives them no discipline, no context in which to
ply their trade. They basically got a camera shoved in
their faces and marching orders to act as stupid and as
frantic as possible.
I did think one thing about the film was pretty funny. The
three losers all worship Neil Diamond. They have a band
called Diamonds in the Rough in which all three of them
pretend to be 70's-era Neil, and the real Neil makes
several appearances in the film, including a final
appearance as the deus ex machina who gets the true lovers
back together, then leads them through an entertaining
romp singing with the cast over the final credits (ala
There's Something About Mary).
I have to love any film that spends its entire running
time making fun of Neil Diamond, and even gets Neil to
participate, but without that frame of reference, the film
doesn't work at all. My girlfriend, who was born in teh
Soviet Union and had no idea that Neil Diamond is a real
person, watched for a while, then asked me if it was
supposed to be a comedy, which gives you an indication of
just how heavy-handed was the portrayal of the evil bitch
Amanda Peet character.
The film does have two brilliant moments, both in the
final five minutes:
- Neil Diamond reunites the true lovers, which leaves
the Bitch Goddess alone at the altar. She asks, "Where
is MY special someone?" Steve Zahn appears, singing a
Diamond song to her. They run toward each other's
arms. The romantic music swells. At the last minute,
Bitch Goddess grabs a folding chair from the outdoor
wedding arrangement, and clobbers Zahn with it,
screaming, "YOU! You ruined my life".
- You just have to have some love for a film where R.
Lee Ermey, the heartless drill sergeant from Full
Metal Jacket, is gay, is dressed up in glittery disco
clothing, and is dancing along to 70s music under the
disco ball. He is one funky monkey. (Surprisingly,
he's actually quite a funny guy!)
Trueman
Monroe
Season Two of NYPD Blue
Sharon
Lawrence in s2e6
Melina
Kanakaredes in s2e12
Kim Delaney
in s2e19
Christine Teigen and Stacy Keibler (and ??)
Christiana Capotondi at the Venice Film Festival
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