Gotham (1988) is a made for TV film that looks like a noire detective yarn, but is really a ghost story. Colin Bruce was married to heiress Virginia Madsen, who died in a boating accident. Her final request was to be buried in nothing but her jewels. He complied, then dug up the jewels. She came back to haunt him, so he hired private dick Tommy Lee Jones to get rid of her. Jones and Madsen become an item.

Virginia Madsen shows everything, and Denise Stephenson, as Jones girlfriend, shows a breast. IMDb readers have this at 5.9 of 10. I enjoyed the atmosphere and look of the film, and Madsen was drop dead gorgeous, but the story didn't really engage me. This is a C.

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  • Denise Stephenson (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Virginia Madsen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Somebody sent this in when it first happened (about two days ago!), and I plumb forgot about it. Sorry about that, and thanks to the submitter for the great contribution


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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


    Showgirls, Part 3

    What can ya say? The perennial Funhouse favorite. High camp, naked chicks and ... um ... more naked chicks. Not to mention some naked chicks.

    • Elizabeth Berkley backstage in the buff.. (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped)  Long download - more than 10 meg.

    • Berkley becomes the star of the Vegas show, takes over the Gina Gershon role on stage (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped) Medium long download.

    • Berkley pulls off the ol' painted nipple trick. This is a classic scene: the set design is in particularly bad taste, even by Vegas standards. The costumes and hair styles are deliciously over-the-top, and the dialogue is awe-inspiring, undoubtedly lifted heavily from T.S. Eliot's Murder in the Cathedral. (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped). Medium long download.

    Tomorrow:  Berkley and Gershon engaged in advanced Lesbotronics




    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the Ghost...a couple more video clips of Ione Skye topless. This batch is from the 1995 indie, "Four Rooms".

    • Ione Skye (zipped .wmvs) (1, 2, 3, 4)

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Gothika" (2003)
    Dreadful women-in-prison movie starring only a half naked Halle Berry. Despite a communal shower scene it was total write-off. The nudity was shown by very ugly women who were probably inmates recruited from the husband-killer block.

    I only got the movie to identify Laura Mitchell and Amy Sloan credited as inmates but it seems their footage was left on the cutting room floor. Probably a lesbian sex scene the MPAA objected to. But the good news is I was able to identify two other Canadian actresses.

    • Kathleen Mackey: partial breasts in wet nightgown.
    • Andrea Sheldon: breasts, spread eagled on bed in panties getting raped. Then behind wall copping a feel of Halle Berry's boob.

    "Good Fences" (2003)
    Whoopie Goldberg comedy about a black family moving into an upper class suburb.

    Hunger: Wetware DVD collection Episode: "The Many Faces of Helene Bournouw"

    • Jayne Heitmeyer: sets a new record by using four credited stand-ins in one episode leaving her with only five seconds of screen time. At least one is a bodydub showing boob and butt in sex scene.
    • motorcycle mama: very fat, obviously not one of the stand-ins.

    Episode: "The Other Woman"

    Episode: "Triangle of Steel"

    Episode: "The Falling Man"

    Yesterday's Mail Bag answers...
    Regarding the request for Holly Dignard in "The Outer Limits". Unfortunately, that particular episode never aired uncut here in Canada.

    'Caps and comments by Oz:

    "Burnt Offerings"
    No real visible nudity in Burnt Offerings. Karen Black goes for a midnight swim but it is too dark to see anything.

    • Karen Black (1, 2)

    "Alien Nation"
    Leslie Bevis is an alien in Alien Nation and it is gratifying to know that they too go for the silicone-enhanced look. Some nice pokies but the nudity is from the rear.

    • Leslie Bevis (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "The Monster"
    I sent some of these caps from The Monster a while ago but I've managed to improve the quality. Topless views of Joan Collins and even more is revealed by strippers Susie Lightning and Lopez. Amazingly, Caroline Munro goes a little shy with her breast covered by a patch.

    "Hands of the Ripper"
    Another English horror film is Hands of the Ripper. There is the briefest sighting of Angharad Rees' nipple when she takes a bath.

    • Angharad Rees (1, 2)

    "Baby Juice Express"
    Continuing the English theme, we have plenty of cleavage in Baby Juice Express by Samantha Janus and Cleo Roccos.

    More cleavage by Chrystale Wilson in Lockdown.

    • Chrystale Wilson (1, 2)

    "The Big Chill"
    Glenn Close's breast in The Big Chill has appeared before but there are also some nice pokies by Mary Kay Place and Meg Tilly shows some nice dexterity.

    Over to Europe for the thriller Hit! and Gwen Welles goes topless.

    • Gwen Welles (1, 2)

    "Troma Edge TV"
    Tiffany Shepis is a Troma regular and we have some nice pokies by her in an episode of Troma Edge TV,

    • Tiffany Shepis (1, 2)

    Kate Beckinsale
    (1, 2)

    Penman 'caps of the very hot Brit showing some cleavage in scenes from "Van Helsing". Look for it on DVD Oct 19th.

    Daniella Evangelista The young Canadian actress showing off some excellent cleavage in scenes from the direct-to-vid movie "The Mangler 2"

    Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
    (1, 2, 3)

    Katherine E. Miller
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Señor Skin 'caps from the very off-beat Comedy/Mystery/Crime Thriller "The January Man". (Click here for the review). Both ladies are topless, and Miller is almost full frontal as she poses for a painting.