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"Don't Look in the Basement!" (1973)

Don't Look in the Basement! (1973) is a grade Z horror film, and a serious contender for worst film ever made. A patient in a private sanitarium kills the doctor, and another "doctor" takes over. She is surprised when a new nurse arrives to start work. The film makers, at this point, could have made a mysterious horror thriller, and built lots of suspense. In stead, they chose to show us that the "doctor" was really a patient. Of course the new nurse, the only sane person in the place, takes the entire movie to find out the truth. The exposure comes from Betty Chandler, a one film wonder, who plays a nymphomaniac.

The production values are terrible, nobody thought to act, the entire thing takes place in a boring house, and there is no suspense, no surprise, and very little gore. The DVD transfer is consistent with the quality of the film. F.

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  • Betty Chandler (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    "Creepshow 2" (1987)

    Creepshow 2 (1987) is a sequel to the comic book horror spoof that most think would have been better unmade. Maltin says 1 1/2 stars, and IMDB readers have it at 4.7/10. Some who commented think it is so bad it is good. It is a collection of three shorts, spliced together with animation. The stories are based on Stephen King tales (he makes a cameo appearance).

    The first has no exposure, and is the story of a wooden indian who comes alive to revenge the murders of the store keeper (Creepshow 2) and his wife. The second is about two college couples who swim out to a raft in the middle of a lake long after the lake was closed for the season. The four are eaten by a very hungry blob in the water. Jeremy Green shows his breasts when one of the boys decides to play with them. The last story features breast exposure from Lois Chiles as she gets out of bed with a gigolo, and rushes home to her husband. Along the way, she hits a hitchhiker, who just won't stay dead.

    I have some sympathy for the "so bad it's good theory, and will award a full C, partly because I enjoyed the animation.

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  • Lois Chiles (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    "Debbie Does Dallas" revisited

    A reader requested more images of Meryl Michaels, and I am always happy to fill requests. Note that images 7, 8 and 9 are oral hard core.

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  • Meryl Michaels (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Scoop has the day off, but will return tomorrow with 'caps and comments.

    A note from Jr.
    I hope everyone had a nice Labor Day weekend. Mine ended on a very pleasant note, and I would like to take a moment and speak on behalf of all of the Trekkies in Scoopyland.

    Thank you TNN for showing a day long Trek-a-thon on Labor Day! Back-to-back viewings of the first 4 Trek films sure beat the crap out of watching Jerry Lewis!

    TNN has done a great job over the past year revamping their image. A far cry from the Dukes of Hazzard Marathons they used to show! Of course in the past, it was difficult to distinguish the holiday marathons from their normal 4-6 hours of Dukes programming, but it seems all that has changed. Nice work TNN!

    Now back to the nudity....

    Graphic Response
  • Rosanna Arquette, fantastic collage for Rosanna fans with great toplessness in scenes from "Fait Accompli" aka "VooDoo Dawn".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

  • Scorpion's Skinemax
    Amber Newman Breasts and plenty of phony sex in scenes from "Sexual Matrix"

    Brandy Davis Skin, and lot's of it. Breasts and bush from an episode of "Passion Cove".

    Catalina Larranaga
    (1, 2, 3)

    More from "Passion Cove"...close up breast and bush views, plus lesbo lovin' and fake sex scenes.

    Gabriella Hall One of the staples of the late night diet. Once again displaying her big'uns in scenes from "Erotic Confessions".

    Jenna Bodnar Robo-hooters, masturbating, and getttin' it on in scenes from "Intimate Sessions".

    Loridawn Messuri
    (1, 2)

    Up close and personal breast and bush views, a sex scene or two, and full frontal nudity from "Passion Cove".

    Mia Zottoli Breasts and bum sightings from "Sexual Matrix".

    Regina Russell
    (1, 2, 3)

    All 3 B's and plenty of simulated sex in scenes from an episode of "Lady Chatterley's Stories" and from "Sexual Matrix".

    Sandy Wasko
    (1, 2, 3)

    Yup once again, lot's of fake sex scenes and all 3 B's. Scenes from "Passion Cove" and from "Sexual Matrix".

    Tracy Dali A late night babe I'm not familiar with...although I wouldn't mind seeing more! Partial bum and nice robo-hooter visibility in scenes from "Beverly Hills Bordello".

    Unknown A mystery blonde showing off her robo-boobs in "Sexual Matrix".

    Yvette Faulkner All 3 B's and simulated sex from "Lady Chatterley's Stories".

    Muriel Baumeister The Austrian actress in a topless love scene from "Berlin - Moskau" (1997).

    Gesine Cukrowski Topless and stripping in "Rosa Roth - Verlorenes Leben" (1996).

    Dagmar Lassander Showing everything in scenes from "S.A.S. San Salvador".

    Monika Kaelin
    (1, 2)

    More from "S.A.S. San Salvador", bikini 'caps, thong views, and topless exposure.

    Britney Spears News
    This is a quote from a Britney website talking about Britney's upcoming movie (and maybe skin?)

    There is actually almost nothing to see in the clip they mention. The camera cuts away at exactly the key moment.

    "Here comes a 10 second clip from a love scene between Lucy and Henry, here we see them looking at each other and slowly removing their tops.

    Up until now the working title of the movie has been "What Are Friends For" but I think it will get changed to "Not A Girl". The movie will reach theaters in US and Europe in February 2002. Other stars in the movie include; Dan Aykroyd, Kim Cattral, Justin Long, Aston Mount, Brandon Henschel, Zoe Zaldana and Taryn Manning.

    Britney says that what makes this movie so special is that it's "real", it's not just another Hollywood movie, neither is it like "Road Trip" or "American Pie". It's a movie about what goes through our mind as teenagers and how we try to find our paths in life. This is a movie that will leave a feeling in your heart forever, you'll leave the theater with a special something to bring home to family and friends"

  • Here's the clip in animated gif format (740k).

    And while we're talking about Britney...here are a few 'caps by Life32. #1 features plenty of cleavage from her her recent MTV Britney Spears video diary thing. #2 is an almost sorta see-thru/pokie from the "Best of VMA Uncensored". (1, 2)

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    Rachel Miner

    Bijou Phillips

    Freakie's version of Rachel's frontal nudity, plus non-nude 'caps of Phillips in "Bully".

    Patricia Zentilli 'Caps and comments by Spaz:
    Patricia in the shower, and only able to cover two of her three B's in Lexx episode "Wake the Dead" (available on DVD set season 2, volume 3).

    Rachel Ward
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    From Penman...Rachel looking good in "Against All Odds", Exposure is limited to legs, far off goodies, partial sightings, and/or see-thru views. Link #4 is from the Deleted Scenes on the DVD.

    Ali Larter and Shannon Elizabeth Both ladies looking very sexy in latex bodysuits from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". High quality scan, looks like a promo pic.

    Melanie Griffith A Dann collage of Melanie's toplessness from "Something Wild" (1986).

    Viewer Request

    I was wondering if you, or any of the other cappers had anything on Kristin Dattilo-Hayward? She plays "Yola" on The Chris Isaak Show. In previous movies she has done she was credited just as Kristin Dattilo. Thanks for anything you can come up with!

    The Funnies by Number 6

    It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me death?'"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for that of Suzuki who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775."

    Very good! "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth'"?

    Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about American history than you do."

    She heard a loud whisper: "#&$@^% Japanese."

    "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up: "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

    At that point, a student in the back sighed, "I'm gonna puke."

    The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

    Again, Suzuki says "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah! Suck this!"

    Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, 1997!"

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