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This is
from the Sun in the UK: "MODEL
Christina Preston was given 24 hours to
live when her breast "exploded"
after a £6,000 operation to boost her B
cup to DD. Christina, 20, who used star
Pamela Anderson's U.S. surgeon, is now
left with just a nipple where her right
breast used to be. Yesterday she wept as
she told how her career as a
£5,000-a-week glamour model has been
shattered. Christina, of Teignmouth,
South Devon, said: "I was back at my
partner's home four days after the op
when I suddenly felt the most
excruciating pain I have ever felt in my
life. "I was in horrendous agony,
but luckily my boyfriend was there to
rush me to hospital." Her right
breast was swollen with fluid and
exploded, oozing blood.Christina looked
down to see three holes in her breast
from which the implant was hanging.
British surgeons tried to repair the
damage, but it was too late. Christina
said: "They sewed me back together,
but discovered an infection was eating
through my body." She was in and out
of hospitals for six weeks, but the
infection became so bad doctors said last
week she had only a day to live if they
did not remove the breast. Devastated
Christina, who has a two-year-old son,
had no option but to have the operation.
She said: "I'm physically sick when
I look at my breast and I can't stop
crying. "I was an attractive girl,
but now I've only a nipple where my
breast was. I'm on morphine because the
pain is so severe. I think this will
affect my relationship, and where I
earned £5,000 for a week's work now I'm
on £62-a-week income support."
Doctors told the model, who saved for
five years for the career-boosting op,
that surgeon Dr Anthony Griffin, had used
a new technique of glueing her breast
back together rather than using stitches.
They are probing whether any tube in her
breast failed to drain a dangerous fluid
build-up. Christina said: "I arrived
at the hospital in the morning, had the
op in the afternoon and was discharged an
hour after the operation. It was so
quick. If it wasn't for Derriford
Hospital I wouldn't be here." Dr
Griffin could not be contacted.
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This is an
actual ad from a paper in Little Rock,
Arkansas. It's no wonder Clinton turned
out the way he did.
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The
Flemish Network |
Yesterday's
loquaciousness must have rubbed off on
the contributors, because a few submitted
some commentary on either their pics or
my thoughts from yesterday. I'll
interweave my commentary here into that
of ICMS. His is great, but it reminds me
of something I touched on yesterday.
Anyway, here are his thoughts on this
picture: "German actress Annett
Kruschke in an episode of Polizeiruf 110.
In the collage you see her cavorting
stark naked through the woods near a rest
area along a German autobahn. In one
image you see her sneaking up on a guy
who is responding to a call of nature
(one can't even pee quietly nowadays).
Later on he takes her in his car, and
delivers her in front of her house. Just
before his death her boyfriend tries to
get a grip on things. The whole nude
scene in the woods near the Parkplatz was
in fact a setup for murdering her
boyfriend. By the way, Scoopy, you've
probably noticed yourself that all German
rest areas along the autobahn have the
same name : they're all called Parkplatz
bitte sauber halten" Now this is
me, Scoopy, talking again. ICMS is making
a joke, of course. His German quotation
is the equivalent in AmericaSpeak of
"Please keep the rest area
clean". It is a coincidence that
this quote reminds me of my famous bimbo
girlfriend that I mentioned yesterday,
"the Babe Ruth of Blowjobs".
Since she looks like Lisa Kudrow, I'll
refer to her as Lisa, although that is
not her name. Lisa and I were riding on
the Autobahn and she came up with this
astute observation "It's amazing
that I never heard of Ausfahrt. It must
be a really big city because there are so
many exits for it". (In this
context, Ausfahrt is the German word for
exit). One more story. This time we're in
Vienna and Lisa asks a waiter where we
can purchase a ticket for the
"einbahn", because it seems to
go everywhere. "Einbahn" is the
Austrian equivalent of "One way
street" in America. Vienna is filled
with them. However, Lisa was thinking it
was some kind of train because many
"train" words in German end in
"bahn" -
"Strassenbahn",
"Schnellbahn",
"U-bahn". The poor waiter was
totally lost, especially with me falling
out of my chair with laughter. These
things really happened. That girl was a
piece of work.
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Francesca
Neri in the Spanish-Italian film
"Dispara". Scoop's note:
this movie is known as
"Outrage" in English, is out on
DVD, and features Antonio Banderas as a
nerdy reporter. Banderas actually shows
some acting ability in this movie, and
some additional facial expressions beyond
the one or two we have seen in his
Hollywood career. The movie is about a
circus sharpshooter who is raped by some
thugs. She hunts them down and slays
them. Here's a tip for you criminal
youngsters: if you are going to do
something violent and non-lethal, try not
to make your victim a professional
marksman.
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A special
treat for FR. I've noticed he sent you
vidcaps of that rather voluptuous actress
from that alleged comedy series,
Boerenkrijg. This takes place place
during the French occupation in 1798.
Some Flemish peasants thought they could
drive the French army out of Flanders.
Boy, were they wrong. The other female
lead role in that series is played by
Fania Sorel who showed considerably more
a couple of years ago. I guess FR is from
Belgium too? Scoop's note:
I think FR is Dutch. He probably just
sneaks down into Belgium when his waffle
addiction kicks in. You know those crazy
Dutch guys. They cross the border, get a
motel with cable TV, and have a three day
orgy watching The Flemish Network and
gorging on chocolates, waffles, and
mussels. When they are crazy from the
rich food, they commit mysterious
criminal acts, and leave behind only
those wooden footprints and the faint
aroma of Gouda.
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There is no
dedicated ICMS site, but his work is
introduced in the Fun House, and 100% of
it is archived in the back issues. Search
for "ICMS" or
"Flemish" with the search
function in the back issues. We have more
than a year of back issues, plus the
rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun
House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi
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The
Devil You Say |
The Devil has
been rather busy lately. The furnaces
have been broken in hell, and you know it
is so hard to get decent repair work at a
reasonable price. So the whole place
started to ice up. I knew that because I
watched a couple minutes of Rosie
O'Donnell, and I said I'd never do that
until hell froze over. Luckily, His
Satanic Majesty was able to get to Texas
in time, and therefore back to his
natural climate. In his spare time he was
able to send us this picture and the
following commentary: "I have to say
I enjoyed your commentary on the 60's
today. I probably enjoy your comments
every day as much as the pictures. But
onto this submission... It's Nicole
Kidman from Eyes Wide Shut (Tom Cruise'
imaginary flashbacks of her infidelity,
actually), and it's the first time I've
ever tried to cap from an .asf file. I'm
going to do some more from this movie, as
well as trying my hand at The Thomas
Crowne Affair, but let me tell you, ASF
requires a lot more work than straight
vid-capping. The collage itself I think
is fairly indicative of the film. To wit:
surreal and somewhat pointless. I have to
admit I was rather disappointed in Mr.
Kubrick and I hope people won't point to
this flick as the culmination of his
life's work. That said, it's still Nicole
Kidman. The next couple that I do from
this will be more "traditional"
looking, and contain a lot more skin.
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Color
of Night
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This is a
barely watchable film, wasting an
interesting and surprisingly nuanced
performance from Bruce Willis. But the
flim is cliched and too long, made even
longer by the fact that it hinges on a
disguise that doesn't work. If you know
Jane March is in the movie, you recognize
her immediately when she appears in
disguise. She has a mouth and teeth that
are completely distinctive. So, that's
about 10 minutes into the movie, and the
remaining 129 minutes consist of the
filmmaker revealing the secret to you .
The movie also includes a couple of real
continuity blunders. At group therapy,
all of the patients find out from a
photograph that they have the same
girlfriend (Jane March). We also know
that the murderer is a member of the
group. Therefore, unless Jane March (in
disguise) has an explanation for why she
doesn't have the same girlfriend, it will
be immediately obvious who is the killer.
What happens? March in disguise picks up
the photo of March as a woman, and the
camera cuts away - no explanation. When
they resume the discussion in the same
office with the police lieutenant, Richie
(March) is simply gone from the scene,
without explanation. Nobody looks around
to say "where's Richie"? The
whole friggin thing makes no sense. Here
is the photograph, and a capture of Jane
in the bathtub with a toy tank on her
crotch.
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Another
ludicrous scene. Someone is stalking
Willis in a car. Willis parks on the
floor of a parking garage and walks out.
The stalker is on the roof of the garage
in one car, and pushes another car down
on to Willis. What? Wait a minute. How
could the stalker see where Willis was
going to be six floors below, and know
when he was going to be there? It was
another scripting loophole. Here's one
more frame of the bathtub scene.
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It isn't
shown in any of these captures, but I
guess the most famous thing about this
movie is that it features lots of footage
of the Bruce Willie. They trimmed it from
the theatrical release, but the DVD has
every frame of Willis Dick you could ever
hope for. Here's the scene, but focusing
on Jane instead.
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Here's Jane
and Bruce above water. Sorry, I kinda
went nuts with the special effects to
make these two frames look like they were
in the same scene.
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Here's Jane
and Bruno in the shower
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Here's Jane
in another disguise as Leslie Anne
Warren's lesbian seductress.
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a well-known
scene of Jane cooking naked, save for an
apron.
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close-up of
Jane in the water
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Jane flashes
Bruno
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One last
underwater shot. The only redeeming
feature of this movie is that Jane March
has a beautiful body.
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There is no
dedicated Johnny Web site, but Johnny Web
scans and vidcaps are introduced in the
Fun House, and archived in the back
issues. Search for "Johnny Web"
with the search function in the back
issues. We have more than a year of back
issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the
fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia,
and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to
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Tuna |
Interrupting
his succession of vidcaps, Tuna resumes
his countdown of the Maxim Top 40. Sorry,
no nudity. Here's #20, Halle Berry.
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#19,
Rollergirl
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#18, Rose
McGowan
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#17, Hurley
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#16, James
King. Beauty of biblical proportions
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Rockbitch,
from DB
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I've
discussed the European clitometal band
Rockbitch before. In their concerts, they
play (quite well, according to devotees
of metal), they commit sexual acts with
audience members based on a lottery
system, they commit sexual acts of
varying degrees of authenticity, they
expose themselves, they pee or pretend to
pee in each other's mouths and on the
audience from the stage. All the usual
things that have characterized the top
musical acts of the 20th century. The
grand finale audience pee was always my
favorite part of Steve and Edie's show,
and I'll never forget the time I was the
lucky guy chosen to have sex with Mama
Cass. But enough of my remniscences.
Here's Rockbitch.
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Rockbitch
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Rockbitch
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Rockbitch
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Rockbitch
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Rockbitch
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Rockbitch
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an audience
favorite - the anal probe
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and the grand
finale, the pee of champions
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There is no
dedicated DB site, and he's not a normal
man. From naked opera to performance art
to Rockbitch, he lives to chronicle the
forgotten side of culture high and low.
My kinda guy. Search for "DB"
and "opera" (his specialty)
with the search function in the back
issues. We have more than a year of back
issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the
fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia,
and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to
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Here's the
official home page for Rockbitch
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Here's the
official fan club Rockbitch
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Here's a
picture page with some naughty ones
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Here's a
sound page
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Forbidden
Games
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Scanman has
done the best captures I've seen from
Forbidden Games, a movie which represents
Amy Weber's only screen nudity.
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more Weber
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more Weber
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more Weber
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The
Greek Passion |
A gallery of
Greek material from Zardoz and Yalos.
First, three of Zardoz' captures of Zoe
Laskari in "Under the Sign of
Virgo"
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Zoe Laskari
in "Under the Sign of Virgo"
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Zoe Laskari
in "Under the Sign of Virgo"
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Yuli
Iliopoulou in "Sapounopetra".
Sure, that's easy for you to say.
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Hugo |
Hugo hasn't
been hyperactive, but his work is always
subtle and outstanding. Today, three of
Rebecca DeMornay in "Never Talk to
Strangers"
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DeMornay in
"Never Talk to Strangers"
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DeMornay in
"Never Talk to Strangers"
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...
and ...
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Nancy LaScala
in Species 2. Excellent collages from
ABYS.
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Raquel
Gardner in Species 2. (ABYS)
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Chantal
Chevalier in "Die Redaktion
Spezial" (UnderCover 99)
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Three more of
Jessica Moore in "Top Model"
(UnderCover 99)
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Jessica Moore
in "Top Model" (UnderCover 99)
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Jessica Moore
in "Top Model" (UnderCover 99)
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Anne Laure,
courtesy of l'arapawa. Hey, l'arapawa,
please write and tell me who the rest of
these women are!
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