"Sex & the Other Woman"
Sex & the Other Woman (1980) is a British sex farce in four vignettes. Tonight, we have the second half. For continuity sake, here are the first two. Not the name change from Peggyann Clifford to Gillian Brown. I goofed the ID last night, and the corrected images are in the Tuna archive.
The subject is cheating husbands. In the first, a new husband of eight months starts a new accounting job, and immediately becomes an object of attention to the office femme fatale, who has a thing for young married men. She almost has it off with him in the lift, and finally tricks him into an office after hours. They dress hurriedly when the cleaning woman arrives. Things get dicey when his wife discovers her knickers in his jacket pocket. Gillian Brown as the wife shows breasts. Jane Cardu as the other woman shows everything, including a rather nice pair of natural breasts.
In the second installment, Maggie Wright is searching for a rich sugar daddy. She finally finds the man of her dreams, but with one small problem. He is married. The two are ultimately discovered by the wife, who divorces him. They don't live happily ever after though, as the money all belonged to the wife. Wright shows everything.
In the third segment, a school girl brings her best friend home for mid-term break. The friend is stunning Felicity Devonshire, who immediately gets the hots for daddy. Like any other woman, she gets what she wants. She has him paint a nude of her, and seduces him. She comes back for summer holiday, and they take off where they left off. Things get tense when the daughter catches on. Devonshire shows everything, including a bit of pink in a rear shot.
Installment four has a husband seeing a widow in the neighborhood, Louise Pajo. A neighborhood gossip finks to his wife, Barbara Meale. The two women end up sharing him, and the three live together. Pajo shows everything, and Meale shows breasts in a half cup bra, panties and garters.
Sex farce doesn't get much better than this. Lots of nudity and simulated sex, four short episodes so none get boring or tedious, and everything is somewhat tongue in cheek. This is a C+.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated
Naked in New York
Here's your cultural aptitude quiz for the day.
"Life is Beautiful" is to Robin Williams
as "Naked in New York" is to .....?
The answer is Woody Allen. Just as "Life is
Beautiful" is a Robin Williams movie that doesn't actually star or
have anything to do with Robin Williams, "Naked in New York" is a
Woody Allen movie that actually has nothing at all to do with Woody
Check out this summary:
A neurotic, sexually clumsy, easily embarrassed,
red-headed, Jewish New York writer (Eric Stoltz) has some raw writing talent, but
not the social skills or appearance to market himself. He also tries
to work out a relationship with a cute protestant girl (Mary-Louise
lecherous boss, competing for her favors, is as suave and unbearably
handsome as James Bond. (It is, in fact, Timothy Dalton).
The narrator tells the story in flashback while
looking directly at the camera and talking to the audience.
Throughout the movie, he has conversations with imaginary characters
in his past or elsewhere.
Woody Allen once quipped that he failed a college philosophy exam
when he looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to him. I
presume that boy was the author of this script, who returned the
favor by looking into Woody's soul to write this film.
Martin Scorsese produced this film, which is fundamentally a
pleasant and sometimes insightful story about likeable people. The
secondary cast is outstanding. Kathleen Turner, Roscoe Lee Jones,
Tony Curtis, Ralph Macchio, Whoopi Goldberg, and Jill Clayburgh fill
out the dramatis personae, and various New York celebrities
(Arthur Penn, William Styron, e.g) make cameo appearances to provide
authentic Big Apple flavor.
As Woody Allen movies go, it is a pretty good one,
but certainly not a great one, and I was having reservations about
typing "pretty good" in the previous sentence because, although I
liked most of the film, I was frustrated when it limped off into an
- Mary-Louise Parker (1,
2). She's not a beautiful woman, and sometimes
photographs poorly, and yet there is something singular about her
- something closed, and distrustful, and vulnerable, that makes
her very human and sexy in her unique way.
The Last Great Wilderness
This low budget, independent Brit-flick is a genuinely odd film.
Two men meet at a highway rest stop. One man has a car, the other
needs a ride. The garrulous, persuasive would-be hitchhiker is
unable to persuade the dour driver to give him a life, but fate
intervenes. The driver is assaulted in the parking lot by a
stranger, and the hitchhiker saves him, thrashing the stranger
thoroughly in the process. Feeling obligated, but still guarded and
suspicious, the driver invites his rescuer along as a passenger,
finally dropping him off at an airport. Things go badly for the
passenger at the airport, he has to flee some armed thugs on foot,
and the driver ends up saving his life. The two men, having now
saved each other's lives, begin to bond. It turns out that each of
them is the thing the other despises most.
The driver finally reveals that he is on his way to the Isle of Skye
to burn down the house of his wife and her new lover. The passenger
is a man who specializes in providing sexual satisfaction to
unsatisfied married women. The two men realize that under slightly
different circumstances they would be trying to kill one another
instead of saving each other's lives.
That was a fairly promising start for a movie. Unfortunately, that
movie never appeared. The Last Great Wilderness is a completely
different movie. The two men ride along together until their car
breaks down in some desolate section of Scotland, where they are
forced to take refuge at a tint countryside inn. Not long after they
arrive, it becomes apparent that the people who live and work in the
inn are harboring great secrets that they must shelter from the
outside world. Our two protagonists spot the locals engaged in
behavior which they can only interpret as cult rituals of some kind.
What have they gotten themselves into?
That also was a fairly promising premise for a movie. Are the locals
engaged in some creepy pagan rites, ala The Wicker Man? Are the
harboring some awful, murderous secret, ala The Lottery?
Unfortunately, that movie never appeared either.
The Last Great Wilderness is not the forgotten Scottish countryside,
but the human heart, and this movie finally emerged not as either of
the films it promised to be, but as a completely different movie
about unorthodox psychological therapy. There was one scene in which
it delivered upon the horror/slasher movie promise it seemed to be
making about halfway into the film, but in general it emerged as ...
well ... just a very eccentric and personal film far from the
mainstream. In the end of the film, the focus of the script returned
to the very first idea it introduced - the driver intent on killing
his wife and her lover - and brought that back full circle
until the driver found a measure of peace.
As I said, it's an odd movie, and you'll probably never figure out
where it is going at any time ...
... which is good in a way.
That's what independent film is all about, I suppose - airing new
concepts and indulging in personal experiments.
Exceptionally quirky films always produce mixed responses, and this
case was no exception. The British reviewers called it anything from
a mini-masterpiece to a woeful waste of time. The Daily Telegraph
liked it, but The Mail savaged it, and the Observer called it ...
"[a] risible Scottish fiasco, an addled cross between two cult
movies, also set in the wilder parts of Britain - The Wicker Man and
The Observer's comments were fairly accurate,
although I believe their evaluation was too harsh. At first, the
film seemed to be a cross between The Blair Witch Project (digital
hand-held look, sense of undefined mystery in the remote
countryside) and The Wicker Man (strange, possibly murderous pagan
behavior from seemingly benign sources), but when all was said and
done, The Last Great Wilderness just meandered off in its own quirky
directions, again and again. I didn't much enjoy the film, and I
can't even figure out why these guys made such a movie, but I look
forward to much better movies from the two brothers who wrote,
directed and starred. They have talent, and they did a lot here with
a micro budget.
Victoria Smurfit (1,
3). Perhaps you remember her famous
father, Papa Smurfit. Vicki doesn't do that much nudity, but she
should. She's a great looker with a very sexy figure. And, lor'
almighty has she got a great rack (check out collage #1)
Amber Frey, Scott Peterson's mistress
Four new clips from "The Final Cut", a sci-fi thriller with Robin
Miss Uni's skirt falls off (with picture) "In a
shocking scene, the bottom section of a stunning blue-and-gold
gown Hawkins was modelling for a packed crowd fell down around her
The World's largest breasts (with pic). Chelsea
Charms's measurements are ... (wait for it) ... 153-23-34
The Top Ten places in Britain to meet an outer space alien.
Two words: Downing Street
The deadliest hurricanes in the continental United States Since
Weekly World News: "IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE TONIGHT -- THE AMISH WAY
University of Nigeria - the first business school dedicated solely
to online entrepreneurs. Be sure to click on "courses
The first twins, Jenna and the other one, speak to Republican
Convention, formally declaring New York City "Massively Rad!"
"Voting and issues and whatever are, like, so totally
Ted "Theodore" Logan turns 40 - whoa!
An unexplained radio signal from deep space could -- just might be
-- contact from an alien civilization, New Scientist magazine
reported on Thursday.
KaDee Strickland and Ione Skye are signing on to play opposite
Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon in 'Fever Pitch', the new Farrelly
Four new clips from the crazy zombie comedy, Shaun of the Dead
Finally - someone who remembers George W. Bush's missing year in
Beyonce caught in a bikini
If you've always wanted to see a hot sex scene with Florence
Henderson, your chance may be coming soon.
Links to Jessica Cutler's pictures and website.
So far, none of the three major Presidential candidates is on the
ballot in North Dakota. The filing deadline is 4:00
Bush-Cheney political aides thought Barbara and Jenna's shtick was
an absolute bomb. Reliable say that the Evil Empire's
chief political mastermind, Grand Moff Rove, was among several
advisers who panned the twins' convention act. 'Whoever approved
this,' Rove moaned to a colleague, 'I'm going to put on a slow
boat to China.' "
Weekly World News: "HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN
Humorous double entrendres from various Olympics commentators.
OK, so they never said this stuff. It's still funny.
A Catholic college has complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers
which "portray fruits in sexual positions". Man, if we
banned portraying fruits in sexual positions, the lights of
Broadway would dim forever.
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Showgirls, Part 1
What can ya say? The perennial Funhouse favorite.
High camp, naked chicks and ... um ... more naked chicks. Not to
mention naked chicks.
Gina Gershon on stage. I'm sort of embarrassed to
praise this film, but this is one of the most impressive topless
scenes ever filmed. Gershon looks hot. The set is spectacular.
Berkley looks radiant offstage. (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped)
Gershon backstage (.avi zipped) (.wmv zipped)
Tomorrow: some vids of Berkley alone.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the Ghost takes a look at "The Haunting of Morella". A 1990 low budget movie adaptation of an Edgar Allan Poe short story by Legendary B-movie director Jim Wynorski....so you know that T&A are much more important to the film than anything Poe ever put on paper.
- Deborah Dutch aka Debra Dare. A babe of the "scream queen" varitey showing breasts and bum in a preparing to, then bathing scene.
- Deborah Dutch zipped .wmvs
- Gail Harris, the former Page 3 girl turned actress/producer/publisher shows breasts n' bum while getting out of bed.
- Gail Harris zipped .wmv
- Lana Clarkson...the tall, blonde B-beauty who was 'found dead' at Phil Spector's home back in February 2003. Here she is baring her big'uns in a couple of scenes.
- Lana Clarkson zipped .wmvs. Both of these feature her topless in the tub scene.
- Maria Ford, the former Vegas showgirl and long time B-movie veteran going topless.
- Lana Clarkson and Maria Ford in a mild lesbo scene.
- Lana Clarkson and Maria Ford zipped .wmvs
A few odds n' ends from this week on TV.
- Heather Graham making a cleavage-filled guest appearance on the NBC comedy "Scrubs".
- Kristy Swanson and a seriously robo-hootered unknown guest star on "CSI Miami" (episode: "Complications"). Swanson shows a little cleavage while the unknown babe bounces around wearing undies only.
- Megan Fox, the 18 year old brunette looking fantastic while washing windows (#1) and wearing a bikini in scenes from an episode of Charlie Sheen's sit-com, "Two and a Half Men".
- "Legally Blonde" star Reese Witherspoon, showing up on Tuesday night's Leno without being blonde or wearing pink clothes.
- Tyra Banks doing her best to sell Victoria's Secret bras.
|Paris wearing a see-thru dress (with nipple views) while posing for the cameras on the red carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards.
|Katie mostly showing off the reason she was cast in the movie "Busty Cops". She also gives up the other two B's (pubes in #4 and bum in #2 and #5).
|Señor Skin takes a look at the 1983 teen comedy "Private School", starring Phoebe Cates and Matthew Modine.
Here's the nudity...
Phoebe Cates, partial bum views.
Kari Lizer and Julie Payne...each has a breast pop out of their cheerleader uniform.
Busty 80's favorite Betsy Russell shows all 3 B's (pubes visible in #4).
Brinke Stevens...A B-movie babe who has had a heck of a career. Almost 90 movies so far and she's been working non-stop for over 20 years!
Lynda Wiesmeier...the former Heffer (July 1982) baring all.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
POSSIBLE SPACE ALIEN SIGNAL DETECTED
Mars Has Howard Stern! - Astronomers at the huge radio telescope in
Arecibo, Puerto Rico, think there's a chance they might have picked up the
first radio signal from extra-terrestrials. It's just a faint, oscillating
frequency, from a point in the sky where there's no known planetary system,
and they've only been able to pick it up for about a minute total. It
could be a telescope problem or a natural phenomenon, like a spinning star;
but in decades of searching for ET radio signals, this is the best
possibility they've found.
And boy, are they desperate to find SOMETHING!
There's only way to be sure: claim it's a dirty broadcast, and the FCC
will track them down and fine them.
It's E.T. talk radio, and they're arguing about the Swift Boat Veterans.
Sounds like alien radio is even more boring than most Earth radio.
LOTS OF SEX IN THE WORKPLACE
Their Sex Toys Create Office Buzz - The Wireless Flash reports that you
might want to watch where you sit at work. According to a survey by the
Adam & Eve sex toy company, 14 percent of Americans have had sex in their
workplace. 19 percent of men say they've done it at work, compared to 8
percent of women.
So the women who do it are pulling a double shift.
That must be why all the desks have blotters on them.
This is why customer service stinks: the employees are too busy
servicing each other.
WOMEN'S WAISTS ARE DISAPPEARING
Waisting Away - Britain's National Sizing Survey found that women's waists
are disappearing. The hourglass figure is being replaced by the straight
up-and-down Bridget Jones body type. Due to fast food and sedentary
lifestyles, British women's waistlines have expanded by more than six
inches in the past 50 years, while the average bust and hips have grown by
just one inch. The researchers believe men have ballooned just as much,
but lack data on it.
And the men themselves haven't noticed it.
Women's breasts aren't getting any bigger, but men's are.
There's only one way to bring back the hourglass figure: breast and butt
TOMMY LEE'S WANG WRITES BOOK
The List Is Half The Book - First, Pamela Anderson became a novelist, and
now, her rocker ex Tommy Lee has written an odd memoir called "TommyWorld."
It's dedicated to a list of "all the women I've ever loved," and it
details his life and scandals, with his own scrawled comments to his editor
reproduced in the margins. Also, portions of it are written from the point
of view of a particular part of his anatomy.
No, it's not his brain...although it is the part he does all his
That's the only point of view he has.
He wrote the entire book with it, by dipping it in an ink well.
It's subtitled, "Why Pam Left Me."
NAKED CHEF'S RESTAURANT PANNED
What Kind Of Hair Is This In My Soup?... - For two years, sexy "Naked Chef"
star Jamie Oliver's his super-hot London restaurant Fifteen has had a
three-month waiting list. But he got a shock when the new edition of
Harden's London Restaurant Guide dubbed it an "amateurish" place that
serves average food at rip-off prices. They added that one good thing
about being a celebrity chef is that you can create a demand for your food
"that's completely divorced from how good it is." Oliver's spokesman said
he's already taking action to solve the problem.
He's buying up all the restaurant guides and burning them.
He's getting a hairstyle that's even cuter.
To get women to come back, he will actually BE cooking naked.