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"Don't Look Now" revisited

Don't Look Now (1973) revisited. After more than one request, I dug deeper into the darkness of the sex scene between Southerland and Christie, and found interesting content. Images 31, 32 and 33 clearly show his face buried in her crotch, so the oral sex was not simulated. Image 35 is the smoking gun as far as actual intercourse, and 36 and 37 show his testicles resting on her anus - not proof by itself, but strong evidence of how things are lining up. The image quality is not at all good, as these frames were nearly black, but I think we have a new scene to add to the best real sex scene in a mainstream movie poll next time around.

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  • Julie Christie (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)

    "Juego de Luna"

    Juego de Luna (2001), or Luna's Game, is referring to the title character, Luna, born in a bar/poker room called Luna, and to the game she devoted all her energy to, poker. Ana Torrent, as the 30 year old Luna, shows most of one breast in a post sex scene, and a lot of cleavage shooting pool. Her father has a real bad night of cards, and loses everything they have. He is eventually killed over the debt to gangsters, and Luna is raised by his partner in the saloon. She grows up ditching school, and playing cards any chance she gets. As she grows up, poker becomes her life, even more important to her than her lifelong boyfriend, who is serving time for drug use. Her goal is to beat the man who had her father killed, but she just loves the game.

    The film plays more like a soap, and doesn't have any real statements to make, and, for that reason, seemed rather superficial to me. It is movie of the week caliber, and no more. C.

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  • Ana Torrent (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    • There are new Encyclopedia volumes for Jennifer Aniston, Marilyn Chambers,  and Julie Christie


    Other crap

    • Famous celebs without their make-up. Courtney Love and Pam Anderson are especially terrifying. Also check out that Vince Neil and Jon Lovitz are now the same guy.
    • the list of lists. This guy collects all of those "top 100" this and that. One of my favorites - the 100 most irrelevant figures of the century. Philip Michael Thomas, the Boz, Pete Best, the clapper, Chia Pets, etc.
    • what happens to advertising icons when they retire
    • who has the worst job in America?
    • Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood strikes out four in one inning - after the first guy grounds out!
    • Iraq/s official news agency says all claims made by the US against Iraq are false, that Iraq isn't even in the Middle East, but is in Latin America, somewhere near Bolivia, and their leader is not Saddam Hussein, but a very pleasant guy named Diego.
    • Hackers get to RIAA site for the third time, adding some content and a link to Kazaa!
    • The BBC has a quiz to determine how highbrow you are.
    • Bush's Middle East policy in a nutshell. It's a gas!
    • The NY Post reports - UNIVERSAL Pictures' new movie, "The Truth About Charlie," is such a stinker, the studio has pulled a scheduled Sept. 18 screening from Conde Nast Traveler's Film Forum. The picture, starring Mark Wahlberg, Thandie                Newton and Tim Robbins, is set to hit theaters Oct. 25. Spies say all previews have been canceled. A rep for Universal laughed it off: "It is a matter of scheduling. This was a promotional screening and we had a release date change, so it didn't make sense to show it so early. We have full confidence in this film and will have press screenings." Scoop's note: this film is Jonathan Demme's remake of Charade, filmed more than a year ago, with Wahlberg and Thandie replacing Cary Grant and Hepburn. I can't believe I just typed that. There have been some test screenings, and some of the reports were actually fairly positive.
    • Another from the NY Post - BRAD Pitt is turning out to be quite a handful. The star ticked off the entire east coast of Australia when he demanded that filming of "The Fountain" be moved to Sydney because the area was "too touristy" - and now he has walked off the set. "He quit," said our spy, laughing that Pitt has been sporting a scraggly beard for months for the role. His walk-off appears to have put the final nail in the coffin of Darren Aronofsky's struggling movie.



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    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Back from vacation...so today it's another look at Ahmo Hight in "Animal Attraction". Ahmo to me is one of the sexiest of the B-movie babes. With or without clothes.

    The first couple of collages are just pokies (links 1 and 2). Then she moves on to do a striptease for her best friend's husband and shows undies with awesome thong views (links 3 and 4). Finally we she her lovely robo-boobs in the remaining images.

    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    The late singer/actress showing off her 6 minute abs in scenes from "Queen of the Damned".

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Gwyneth in scenes from "Shallow Hal" (2001).

    Here's the breakdown: Link #1...In her bikini.
    Link #2...Her real rear.
    Link #3...Wearing lingerie.
    Link #4...Stunt but.
    Link #5...Upskirt views.

    Manon von Gerkan aka the girl with the long middle toe from "Shallow Hal". Very nice cleavage and some pokies.

    Milla Jovovich
    (1, 2)

    Brief toplessness in scenes from "Return to the Blue Lagoon".

    Susan Ward More great pokies from "Shallow Hal".

    Barbara Crampton The long time B-movie favorite going topless in scenes from "Prince of Bel Air" (1986). A great rare find by Brainscan.

    Asia Argento The "xXx" star looking great topless in scenes from "New Rose Hotel", by DeVo. For those who only know of Asia from the Vin Diesel action movie...she's been a very nude star for years, so don't forget to look her up in the Naked Encyclopedia and Back Issues!

    Victoria Dillard Brief breast exposure in scenes from the Laurence Fishburne/Jeff Goldblum movie "Deep Cover" (1992).

    Amanda Ooms Vidcaps by Swedeo of the Swedish actress baring all in scenes from "Sĺ vit som en snö" aka "As White as in Snow" (2001).

    Pamela Anderson Undies, pokies, breasts, bum, not as scrawny, and a more natural hair color...yup it's Old School Pam nudity in scenes from the 1994 movie "Raw Justice" aka "Good Cop Bad Cop". Thanks to Wolfey.

    Valeria Golino
    Johanna ter Steege

    Both ladies bare breasts in scnes from "Immortal Beloved", by CKRoach.

    Monica Bellucci
    (1, 2)

    The Italian mega-babe posing nude, but only showing partial or subtle exposure. Look for her in the upcoming Matrix sequels.

    Anna Kournikova

    Assorted coverage from the MTV Video Music Awards.

    Anna K. showed up with some complete loser that should make us of us computer nerds feel a lot better about the women we can get.

    Ashanti and Brandy both show some very nice cleavage.

    Valérie Donzelli
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Topless, full frontal and some gyno views in scenes from the French film, "Martha... Martha" (2001). 'Caps by Monsieur Skin.