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"Maelström" (2000)

Maelström (2000) is a French Canadian film suggested by a Fun House member. I finally located it is Canada, and one huge plus is lots of nudity including full frontal from Marie-Josée Croze. It is in French with English sub-titles. It is a very strange, artsy film. The story is narrated by a fish that is being butchered, and is about a young woman, Croze, who starts off by having a really bad day. She has an abortion, her brother ousts her from the three boutiques she runs, and she hits a fish carver with her car. The carver goes, not to the hospital, but to his apartment, where he slowly dies of his injuries.

Distraught over what she has done, Croze drives her car into the river, but survives. She ends up living happily ever after with the son of the man she killed. There is a lot of unusual photography, and some very strange plot elements. At one point, the owner of a fish market tells the future by reading fish guts. Apollo scores it 80, and IMDB readers have it at 7.5/10. It one several international awards. It saw a very limited US release, with a gross of $254,380. It is possible I would have taken more from the film if my French was better, but I found myself wondering what it was about more than once. C.

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    "Debbie Does Dallas" (1978)

    Debbie Does Dallas (1978) is one of the best selling hard core adult films of all time, and for good reason. First of all, it got tons of free publicity, because every talk show host, comedian, etc in the country used that title when referring to adult films, and in jokes. The plot (yes, this is from when even hard core films had them), is simple. Debbie (Bambi Woods), High School head cheerleader, has been offered a tryout with the Dallas Cowgirls. The only problem is that she needs to raise enough money for the trip. The entire squad decides to take odd jobs and raise enough money for them all to go and support Debbie.

    They soon find that part time unskilled jobs, such as candle store worker, record store clerk, assistant librarian, washing cars, and helping in a sporting goods store won't raise the money in time. Then Debbie discovers that men will pay much better for small sexual favors. Another reason for the popularity is that the film is full of naked girls. It also has almost every popular element of both tittie flicks and hard core, including girls shower scenes, tons of locker room nudity, girl/girl, threesomes, girl caught masturbating, wet t-shirts, spanking, and older man gets cheerleader. There is a spirit of fun about the whole film -- so much so that you forget it is supposed to be dirty. Film preservation is nearly unheard of in the hard core world, but this film was in reasonable shape, and the DVD transfer is watchable, although there is a lot of dust and noise, and the saturation and contrast vary from scene to scene. Hard core has no crossover appeal, so my grade is C+, but this is a very good classic.

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  • Arcadia Lake (1, 2)
  • Bambie Woods (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Christie Ford (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Georgette Sanders
  • Meryl Michaels (1, 2)
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    The Others (2001) is an English-language film from the same director who did the Spanish-language genre masterpiece, Open Your Eyes. It's a gothic horror tale starring Nicole Kidman. As I write this, it was the #4 film at the box office this week.  

    The Gauntlet (1986) is a Clint Eastwood film. He starred and directed. Despite the fact that I'm a hardcore Eastwood fan, that I love the Leone westerns, that I worship Dirty Harry, and that The Outlaw Josey Wales is probably one of my ten favorite films, I really didn't get into this one. If only Clint could also write his own films. The film was originally written for Steve McQueen and Barbra Streisand. Luckily for us skin fans, the nudity-shy Barbra never got the role, and Sondra Locke showed some goodies

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    Isabelle Adjani
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    The French actress looking pretty darn good and showing all three B's! Breast, Bum, and bush in these 'caps from "L'Été meurtrier" aka "One Deadly Summer" (1983).

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    Two unknown actresses and some more toplessness from "One Deadly Summer".

    Fabiana Smith Topless and bottomless (rear views only) in her only IMDb film credit, "Amazons" (1986). Executive produced by Roger Corman, this one reminds me of the almost forgotten genre that once filled video store shelves during the 80's. That's right, the low budget-Conan-rip offs like the "Deathstalker" series and "The Sword and the Sorcerer" (1982). Yup, I sure do miss all those skimpy sheep skin bikinis!

    Jennie Garth From "An Unfinished Affair". Excellent wonderbra cleavage!

    Lorali Hart She was the busty woman that Frank Drebin "assults with a concrete dildo" from "The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!" (1988). I think everyone I know agrees, not only was this the best of the Naked Gun series, but it also features OJ's best acting (pre-trial of course).

    Assorted Strippers Two of my favorite words when joined together like this. Dann put together a great collage from the latest Steven Seagal flick, "Exit Wounds". Best of all there are plenty of boobs, and no Seagal in these 'caps!

    Denise Faye and Lisa Arturo Some minor lesbo action with just a hint of nip, and a nice thong view from "American Pie 2".

    Daisy Fuentes Daisy topless! A nice collage by ZonononZor.

    Bo Derek Topless in a shower scene from "Woman of Desire" (1993).

    Tammy Sytch
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    Best known as "Sunny". Tammy and fellow Rasslin' babe Missy Hyatt get nekkid on their website Here are few that Fun House readers have sent in. If you're a fan of these, this looks like a site you will enjoy.

    Gabriella Hall

    Rebecca Ferratti

    Both ladies showing off the B's in the Skinemax tradtion, by Dracul. Gabriella shows breasts only, but does have a phony sex scene. Rebecca skips the sex, but the former hefmate does shows all 3 B's.

    Robin Tunney Great cleavage 'caps by Cambo from the movie "Montana".

    Annalise Braakensiek
    Gina Gershon
    Hilary Swank
    Louise Nurding
    Manuela Arcuri
    Sabrina Salerno
    Tyra Banks

    I was rummaging through my hard drive today and found several great paparazzi scans from Brainscan.

    Here's what we have...

  • Gina, Hilary and Louise show some see-thru nipple exposure.
  • Tyra almost has a nip slip
  • Annalise, Manuela, and Sabrina all go topless.

    The Sabrina Salerno scan is my favorite of this batch!

  • The Funnies by Number 6
  • The Mona Lisa visits America

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