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  • Humor: some default setting in Windows that you may have missed.
  • This starts Sunday's notes. A sad note for me, happy for The Realist. We are your official training ground for pornographers and now scientists as well. Realist resigned today. I knew it was coming, I guess. You all know who he is. From his first contributions short months ago, to some commission work, thence to writing the page in my absence, and usually doing the lion's share of imaging, he's made a unique contribution. He got an offer in the Northeast, and will start in about a month. Not exactly what he wanted, but close enough that he couldn't say no. He has sent in a few more images which I haven't used yet, but his imaging career is about to be suspended indefinitely during his relocation and reemployment. This is the second colleague I've lost this year, the first being my son (aka Scoopy Jr), who moved on to more lucrative pastures in porn! I don't mind so much about losing colleagues, but Realist also lives in town and he's moving, so I'm going to lose his company as well. Of course, tain't nothin' I kin do. Obviously, my throwing him some miscellaneous work doesn't quite compete with the grant he picked up to work on his life's projects, so he's gotta do what he's gotta do. He's a researcher/analyst by trade, not a pornographer. It's a gain for the Ivy League, but a loss to the world of celebrity porn. Sigh!
  • Controversial filmmaker James Toback is ticked off that his director's cut of "Black and White" was rated NC-17. In order to enlist public support and to market the movie, the producers have clips of the disputed scene on this web site. Personally, I didn't think the nc-17 version was all that different from the R, and not all that "hot", but here it all is if you want to reach your own conclusions. (Large downloads of film clips, or use streaming video.)
    • Top new bumper stickers:
    1. Axe me about ebonics
    2. CATS: the other white meat
    3. Don't be sexist: broads hate that
    4. I'm an imbecile and I vote
    5. If you lived in your car you'd be home now
    6. Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an asshole.
  • My mailbox says: in order to pump up their sagging franchise, roller derby is now showing some skin, ala rasslin'. There was some reported nipple on the season opener of Rollerjam on TNN Friday. (I thought TNN ran Crook and Chase 24/7). They will rerun the Friday show over the weekend.
  • The Princeton Review chose Florida State as "America's Number One Party School". The president of that institution disputed the choice saying "It's a bogus survey. It stands as a disparagement of a fine institution of learning, and I'll hold a press conference on the subject as soon as those kids get the dead horse out of my office". Although I made up most of that quote, he really did say it was "bogus". Wouldn't you like to go to a university where the president talks like Bill and Ted?
  • Al Gore shocked scientists Thursday by releasing a statement saying that local school boards have the right to authorize the teaching of creationism, although he personally favors teaching evolution. Although his statement was 100% correct, in that local school boards do indeed have that legal right until appropriate courts decide otherwise, people assumed he should have clarified by saying the school boards may have the right, but they have a real bad case of the dumb-ass if they exercise that right. He made it sound like he had an "I'm OK, you're OK" attitude toward it. Gore actually got himself into far more trouble with his follow-up clarification. After being savaged by science teachers, he said that he meant it should be taught in religion class, not in science class. This was obviously a bullshit cover-up, since "local school boards" don't have any religion classes within their jurisdiction in public schools. This incident could be a strategic political disaster for Gore, since educators, and especially science teachers, represent a voting bloc that he needs and expects to carry.
  • Humor: the perfect attitude for the perfect woman
  • The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes is back up and running. Click here.
    • MGM
  • MGM is one of our more unusual contrubutors. we don't hear from him for many weeks, then he sends us a treasure. If you like Heather Langenkamp, this should add to your collection. Tons of single frames from "Nickel Mountain". Scene 1
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  • Scene 2. This is the only one in this sequence where she faces the camera.
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  • There is no dedicated MGM site, but his vidcaps are introduced in the Fun House, and archived in the back issues. Search for "MGM" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
    • Tuna, assist to GR
  • Linda Fiorentino, "Gotcha"
  • Mary Stuart Masterson in "Benny and Joan". No nudity.
  • These next two are from Graphic Response. They belong here because the theme is Mary Stuart Masterson. They are not original caps, but are scanned from an old issue of Celebrity Sleuth. According to the labeling, they are from "Some Kind of Wonderful". I can't find anything in my files to corroborate this. Does anybody have some real vidcaps of this material?
  • Same deal. Sleuth pictures of Mary Stuart Masterson in "The Stepford Dad". No nudity in this one.
  • Pascale Ogier in "Full Moon in Paris". I thought Ogier was the famous fullback who was tried for killing his wife and her friend. Maybe this is his new career, post-op.
  • Paulina Porizkova in "Thursday"
    • Snowblind
  • Chained Heat 2. What more is there to say? The leadoff hitter is 'Gitte, former Red Sonja and one-time resident love-counselor to Gastineu and Stallone. Speaking of semi-related matters, I have a friend who told me that he recently was approached by a hooker with a business card, and her title was listed as "personal entertainment consultant". I like that. Last I heard about 'Gitte was the controversy over whether she sold her body for a million bucks for one night to some oil-rich dude. She denied it, and it seemed to die out. She is quite round these days. The other woman in the picture is Jana Svandova. They aren't actually naked.
  • More of Brigitte Nielsen in her corset.
  • Kimberly Kates and Lucie Benes. The rest of these do have nudity.
  • Kimberly Kates
  • Lucie Benes
    • Paparazzi
  • This section begins with a bunch of Michelle Hunziker naked, as portrayed in Interviu magazine. (I need to subscribe to that puppy). For you Americans this doesn't mean much other than she's a dishy large-breasted Swiss model stark naked. In Europe, she and her pop singin' man, Eros Ramazzotti, are well-known youthful jet setters and party dudes. I'm not sure what she's doing here. Looks like she was doing a photo shoot for some other photogs when some paparazzi slipped in and photograped the entire thing, including the other photogs. Here's a frontal
  • Michelle frontal
  • Michelle frontal
  • Here you can see her entourage
  • Rear view, and some more geeks
  • partially obscured as she runs along the beach
  • great rear view
  • not as good. topless only, from side-rear
  • On to the British tabloids. Here are three topless pictures of Philippa Foster of "Tomnorrow's World"
  • Foster
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    • FR
  • Three of Toni Collette in "Velvet Goldmine"
  • Toni Collette in "Velvet Goldmine"
  • Toni Collette in "Velvet Goldmine"
    • More
  • Three from Don Juan of Tracy Griffith in "The Finest Hour". Here she wears a wet t-shirt
  • she takes the shirt off, but her face is turned from the camera
  • she is underwater in the shirt
  • Don Juan does Jessica Lange in "Blue Sky"
  • Barbara Hershey in "Pursuit of Happiness"
  • Barbara Hershey in "Pursuit of Happiness". A great find by bfd. Old movie, never seen it capped, never seen the scenes at all, great star, nudity, and clear colorful images. Terrific combination. Take the daily MVP award, bfd.
  • Adrienne Corri in "A Clockwork Orange"
  • Emma Cunniffe in The Lakes, from The Honte
  • more Emma Cunniffe in The Lakes, from The Honte
  • if you like katya Woywood, she removed her shirt in the new episode of tatort, and Slarti was there
  • Jane Fonda in Barbarella, from The Night. See-through only.
  • Jane Fonda in Barbarella, from The Night. Just her face, but a characteristic and memorable facial expression from Hanoi Jane.
  • a lovely newspaper picture of Martina Hingis. We need to get the original of this!
    • Sunday
    PAL
  • Each of the contributors has a forte or specialty niche. PAL is the man who never repeats himself and, if he can help it, never repeats what others have done. This leads him far afield sometimes, but I add pretty much everything he does to the Encyclopedia! Here's Aure Atika in "Sam Suffit".
  • Jennifer Guthrie in "Justice in a Small Town"
  • Victoria Abril in "Tacones Lejanos"
    • Tuna
  • Four new movie collages from the fishy one. Here's Joy Harmon. The car washing scene in "Cool Hand Luke". Not really any nudity, but it doesn't matter.
  • Neith Hunter in "How I Met My Husband"
  • Raven Snow in "Naked in the Moonlight"
  • Susan George in "Straw Dogs"
    • Master Bagger
  • Alexa Fiery in "Midnight Confessions"
  • Amy Rochelle in "Midnight Confessions"
  • Anastasia Alexander in "Midnight Confessions
  • Deanne Power in "Midnight Confessions
  • Julie Strain in "Midnight Confessions
    • Realist
  • an oldie first. A few DJ's across the USA have been picking up on the pictures of Jennifer Aniston in Celebrity Skin. The topless shot is the same one that Realist sent in back in April or May, as scanned from an April issue of Eva Tremila Express. It is not possible to establish with certainty that it is indeed Aniston, but Tremila believed that it was. Back in those days, Realist was not working for our site, and he also sent them to other sites which published them around the same time. In fact, he sent in three different versions of the article, because he kept improving until he got his hands on the actual issue of the magazine. I suppose we have plenty of new readers since then, so here it is again. Realist says the Celebrity Skin picture is not only from the same source, but is probably his scan, because it is cropped exactly where he had placed the Eva Tremila logo. It would not be logical to crop it that way naturally, since doing so crops off a lot of her head. Here is Realist's third and final version, scanned directly from Tremila.
  • The rest of these pics from Realist are new-to-me, but I don't know who most of these B-list women are. I do know Lorissa McComas, of course, who appears in a wide range of "B" projects in various media.
  • more Lorissa
  • more Lorissa
  • this is Misty Mundae. Nice name, eh?
  • Jenny Wallace
  • Liz Bathory
  • Kembra Pfahler's vagina in "Sewing Circle". Hint: the sewing here was nothing like that American Quilt movie.
  • Realist also put together some frames from that Rodman/Sjoberg scene in "Simon Sez"
    • Crow
  • Ivory dukes it out at Smackdown
  • Crow's version of Tori topless from behind. Sadly for us, Crow had bad reception during the broadcast. Ain't that a kick in the head?
    • ... and
  • Slarti joins the Thomas Crown parade with some pretty decent caps of the outdoor scene.
  • Wendy Hughes in "Jock Peterson", imaging by Don Juan.
  • Wendy Hughes in "Jock Peterson", also from Don Juan.
  • A new DragonScan of dancemaster Martha Graham. I suppose this must be 50-60 years ago, or thereabouts.
  • speaking of dance, here is the legendary Margot Fonteyn, losing just enough from her blouse to keep us interested (also from Dragon)
  • very lovely GR collage of Gwyneth in Shakespeare in Love
  • another lovely GR collage of Gwyneth in "Shakespeare in Love". Note the clear image on the lower left, which is one of the the best captures I have seen from this movie.
  • The next three are from 1987's "Top Model", and feature Luciana Ottaviani, aka Gilda Germano or, as she was billed here, Jessica Moore. She was also known as Minnie the Moocher, Geraldo Rivera, and the Daughters of Liberty - all of them. Seriously, these are examples of superior video captures and collages by Undercover 99, and they include some excellent frontals, but I must warn that they are enormous. This one, for example, is 1435x1157, and includes a couple of close-up shots of Fort Bushy - shot from below, no less!
  • Jessica Moore. Full frontals, camera straight on
  • Jessica Moore. She walks naked toward the camera, and the imager has taken this opportunity to do a seamless collage of her approach. Bitchin'!
  • Christina Reali in "Une femme tres tres amoureuse" (Touch)
  • Jennifer Lauret in "Une femme tres tres amoureuse" (Touch)
  • Ornella Muti in "Un amour de Swan". Very elegant presentation format by Touch
  • Victoria Abril in "Talons aiguilles"( Touch)
    • Saturday
    Humanoids from the Deep
  • It's about time Realist stopped watching all that airy-fairy material and got down to some serious crap. A Roger Corman movie. My kind of entertainment. The name of this screen epic is "Humanoids from the Deep". Let's see if I can tell the story from memory, using Realist's caps, my memory, and plenty of outright lies when I've forgotten the details. There's a little sleepy seaside burg debating whether to add a new cannery. Life is slow there, and the fishing is dying. It turns out that the reason the salmon are disappearing is that the owners of the cannery company have been doing some DNA experiments on salmon, have accidentally released genetically altered salmon into the ocean, and those altered salmon were eaten by predator fish. This special diet turns the predator fish into - you guessed it - Humanoids from the deep. (add echo chamber in your mind). Now what do you think the looney humans do? Hint: remember that the monsters have been living on genetically altered salmon. The humans go ahead and hold the 93rd annual Salmon Festival. Well, you know that brings in the monsters by the boatload. Now there is a silly subplot, added after the fact by the filmmakers. The monsters are superintelligent and need to propagate their species. They are also humanoid (well, sort of. In the same sense that Geraldo Rivera is humanoid.). They therefore need to kill human males and mate with human females. Let's get to it. They come upon Lisa Glaser and her boyfriend camping on the beach. He is a ventriloquist, for no apparent reason. They maul the twerp, and the dummy's eyes continue to follow the action, even after the ventriloquist is dead. This apparently supernatural phenomenon is never explained. Here's Lisa in her tent, getting naked.
  • Here's more of Lisa in the pre-monster stage, and a look at the silly monsters, just for fun.
  • Now the baddie monsters are after Lisa. I'm going to let The Realist pick up a bit of the narration here. "Scoop, I saw this nighttime beach scene where the monsters chase the girl out of the tent, and I thought - no way, not in a Corman film. A nightime outdoor scene in an area not lighted by urban life? That would take a big budget and lots of technical expertise to film correctly, and those are not two of Corman's strong points. I saw the blue cast of the scene, and I reasoned that the director must have shot the scene in natural daylight, and filtered on some dark blue light in post-production. Voila! Right I was, and what is filtered can be unfiltered. Here is the nighttime chase in broad daylight with vivid reds and greens! An exclusive for your audience that even Corman has probably not seen." Ok, Dr. Realist. I knew that all that Physics and Spectrology would do you some good some day. You certainly bring a new dimension to porn.
  • Here is the nighttime chase as it appeared on screen.
  • This is Anne Turkel. She didn't get naked. I don't remember her doing any nude scenes, but correct me if I am wrong because I'd sure like to see her naked. You younger guys (like Realist) probably have no idea who she is, but she was a great, great beauty. There are some women today that "can't miss" as stars. Angelina Jolie, Denise, Aniston, Gellar, JLH. But some of them will miss the mark, and will become answers to trivia questions. That's what happened to Kathryn Harrold and Anne Turkel. Anne was gorgeous, and her body was perfect. She wasn't a great actress, but she was competent and always lent a classy presence, ala Bisset. She was married to Richard Harris, and they were the beautiful people of their own day. And somehow she just narrowly missed the mark. Here is her beautiful face, and a bit of her butt cheeks.
  • This is Lynn Theel. She is first seen in a parked car, making out. A staple of Corman movies. What will disturb them .......???
  • Later, her boyfriend is feeling her up in the water, and this makes the humanoids really horny, so they kill another twerp, and rape another girl.
  • She is seen twice more. First, she washes up on the beach, remarkably still alive, albeit slimy, seen here. In the movie's final scene, she is giving birth, and ...... I think you can probably figure it out.
  • Now we come to my favorite part of the movie - the Salmon Festival, a carnival where humans and humanoids alike meet to share a few memories. The humanoids show that, while they are not smarter than average humans, they are quite a bit smarter than carny folk, and smell a lot better as well. Here is the festival's Salmon Queen, before and after seeing the monsters. The monsters rip off her bra before chasing her through the midway! The actress is Linda Shayne.
  • Before tracking down the Salmon Queen, the monsters stop to ride some of the midway rides (say, they are genetically advanced), and of course slaughter the humans on the rides. I believe this lucky guy won the brass ring. (no nudity)
  • The monsters stop for some cotton candy. Not by salmon alone does man live. Then they head over to the midway to play some carny games. One of the monsters is really pissed that he can't knock down the bowling pins and win an Eeyore for the Salmon Queen, especially since he sees other monsters with Eeyore's and even one with a Tigger! He really gets pissed off when he realizes that those other monsters were audience plants, allowed to win by the carny barkers in order to sucker in the players. Of course, when he finds this out, he rips the carny geek limb from limb and resumes chasing the Salmon Queen, intending to take her by force if he cannot woo her. (no nudity)
  • But, by god, we humans are not defenseless, you know. Our salmon queens can take care of themselves, thank you very much. This gal squares off and dukes it out with the big guy. The human spirit endures. So if you evil superintelligent movie humanoids are out there reading this page, listen to your Uncle Scoopy. You'll never take us. If you think you can just come here and rape our salmon queens, Mr. Johnny Monster, you've got another think coming. We've got mighty tough Salmon Queens and Van Damme and Bruce Willis, and no movie monster or asteroid is going to crush this race, nosireebob.
  • There is no dedicated Realist site, but his vidcap collages and scans are introduced in the Fun House, and archived in the back issues. Search for "Realist" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
    • RDO
  • I like this. RDO has done a whole new set of Nicole Kidman in Billy Bathgate! Too bad this isn't on DVD yet. Here's the mirror scene, so complementary to the one in Eyes Wide Shut
  • mirror scene, single frame enlargement
  • Kidman underwater. I have never seen this capped before.
  • Kidman gets out of the water.
  • getting out of the water, single frame enlargement
  • Jesica Lange, stark naked in "Everybody's All-American"
  • more of the above. These particular frames were too dark, and Lange had too much on!
  • Lange's towel scene
  • Lange in the see-through nightie, sexier than the nude scenes!
  • good for RDO - he brought us a look at those controversial grinding scenes in Broken English. Here's Sashka Vujcic.
  • one more of Vujcic. The colors in this scene are beautiful, but the actors are just not visible enough for my taste!
    • Tuna
  • Angela Cornell in Jake's Story
  • Sheryl Lee in Jake's Story
  • Caitlin Dulany in Auto Erotica
  • Marina Cavalli in Accidents Happen
    • AP
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady. If you only view one, here's the frontal.
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady
  • Anita Blond in The Shameless Lady
  • The other babes in The Shameless Lady. Please ID if you know them. Babe A
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  • babe c
  • babe d
  • There is no dedicated AP site, but his vidcap collages and scans are introduced in the Fun House, and archived in the back issues. Search for "AP" and "Cologne" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info