I'm waiting for my copies of The Portrait of a Lady and Bangkok
Hilton to arrive. I thought they'd be here by now. Those will
finish off the Kidman nudity, and I'll get to them as soon as the
mailman gets off his duff.
Assorted Video Clips:
Irene Cara in Fame. I have always thought this to be a
very effective scene. Here it is in high definition. (Zipped
.avi)
Nicolette Sheridan in Raw Nerve. (Movie
House Review). If you like Nicolette, this is a great
rental for you. Some very sexy nudity, and a decent little
low-budget noir thriller which is a tetch better than its
4.6 at IMDb. (Two
avis zipped together.)
Cynda Williams in Relax, It's Just Sex. (Two
avis zipped together.) I've never seen this movie, but
I'm going to soon, because I really like Cynda. Been hot for
her since Mo' Better Blues.
Lauren Lee Smith in The L Word, Season 2, Ep 2 - the
famous bubble bath in HD. Sample capture below
Mailbox:
The question:
Hi, I have been a longtime subscriber
and I think the website is great. I have a question about one
of the deleted scenes from Not Another Teen Movie. The scene in
question is the one with Areola and Janie walking down the hall
to class. In the Encyclopedia of Film Nudity, under Cerina
Vincent, there are two pictures that show Cerina Vincent's butt
while walking down the hall with Chyler Leigh. I am wondering
where to find a video of this scene. I have the unrated DVD of
this film and in this deleted scene on my DVD her butt is not
visible. I have searched the internet and can not find any
answers on this. I figured if anyone knew or could find the
answer it would be you. I hope you can help. Thanks in
advance.
Scoop's Reply:
The answer is that it's not in the
deleted scenes, but in the movie itself.
But there's a trick!
The DVD producers double-dipped on this
one and issued a second DVD - the "uncensored unrated extended
director's cut." Those are normally rip-offs, but not in this
case. There were ten minutes of never-seen-before footage not
covered in the first DVD, either in the movie or the deleted
scenes. You will find this scene in the main movie, at 13m57s,
extending for six seconds.
This is funny and right on target. Defying all logic, and overcoming all negative preconceptions associated with the magazine, Cracked.com has become one of the internet's best humor sites
"A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints" is a coming-of-age drama about a boy growing up in Astoria, N.Y., during the 1980s. As his friends end up dead, on drugs or in prison, he comes to believe he has been saved from their fate by various so-called saints.
Get this - a sign of changing times. Keef is in trouble for smoking - a regular old cigarette - during a concert. Hell, he probably used to mainline on stage in the old days.
It's not only times that change, but people as well. T'was a time when the Scots were the least pussified people and Glasgow probably was the toughest-ass city in the English-speaking world. Now they want to arrest one of the Rolling Stones for firing up a Marlboro. Oh, man, I can't wait to cast my vote for Kinky Friedman as governor. (His platform is the de-pussification of Texas.)
Now THAT's some manly shit, but he only needs one hand to shoot, and he could steer with his knees, so where's the glass of scotch that should be in his other hand? I guess we'll have to wait for the Will Ferrell version.
"It's 3:00 a.m. in Manhattan, the hour of rumbling garbage trucks, glaring headlights, and the bluish florescent glow of the all-night delis. Trudging alongside the honking traffic, Ahmad drags a coffee and bagel cart to a busy midtown corner. Hours later, he is swiftly and efficiently selling steaming cups of 'coffee regular' to rushing New Yorkers. In the afternoons, he battles traffic to return the cart to a warehouse, occasionally peddling bootleg DVDs for extra cash along the way. A solitary, quiet loner, Ahmad strikes up slightly awkward friendships with Noemi, a young Spanish woman who works at a newsstand, and wealthy, jovial Mohammad, who is shocked when he realizes Ahmad was a famous singer in South Asia. Through Ahmad's relationships with both his new friends, and his estranged family, we come to understand that he is haunted by a tragedy in his past. A beautifully crafted character study that captures the textures of a very specific New York experience, Ramin Bahrani's 'Man Push Cart' is a subtle, insightful portrait of a man struggling with issues of identity, self-worth, and the harsh realities of finding a place to belong in a vast, often-unfriendly American metropolis."
Refresher course: "bande annonce" is a trailer, and "haute res" means high resolution
Description: On the day of his graduation from the police academy, Antoine (Lespert) learns that his request for assignment in Paris has been granted. While his wife remains in the country, Antoine finds a place in town and starts working in the criminal unit run by Inspector Caroline Vaudieu (Baye), who's recovering from a long battle with alcoholism brought on by the death of her son. The police unit becomes a kind of refuge for them both, as Antoine pours himself into his work and Caroline fights to regain the respect she'd lost. Investigating a series of brutal attacks along the banks of the Seine, they begin to form a unique bond - until tragedy strikes and sends them both hurtling to the edge.
The head of the illegal operation, Mr. Yung-Ho Zhaoye, said that the decision brings down the curtain on over two decades of illegally copying and selling Mr. Cruise's films on the streets of the Far East.
By the time anybody got around to making that decision, the record would be broken. The presumably steroid-free Ortiz and Howard are on pace for 59 and 58 this year! One spurt for either of them, and 62 is well within reach.
Baseball is a game contingent on the competitive balance between pitching and batting, and that balance is determined by small rule changes. You want batters to hit more homers? Legalize aluminum bats. You want fewer homers? Enlarge the strike zone and/or raise the mound. Baseball's run production in the 20s and 30s was as high or higher than now, but it was down to deadball levels by the late 60s. There is as much offense as baseball's rulers allow, and they allow as much as the fans respond to. Offense is currently dominating the game, as it did in the 20s and 30s, because the current philosophy says that offense fills the seats, and record-chases are good for the game. (Remember the excitment over Sosa-McGwire.)
Plus, look at the size of those mofos. Stan Musial weighed 175 pounds, Willie Mays 180, Yaz 182. Those guys would be anemic shortstops in today's world. Ryan Howard admits to 252 pounds (up 22 pounds from what his card originally said). Ortiz still claims 230, but I suppose he weighed more than that in eighth grade. I'm thinkin' he's pretty damned close to 300. Is it surprising that they can hit the ball farther than Mays could.
The weights of the biggest baseball and basketball players are always understated for some reason. Do you remember when the Lakers used to claim that Shaq weighed 299? He now freely admits to 338 in interviews, and that is probably when he's in his best mid-season shape. And that's now, when he's in comparatively good shape, gets back on defense consistently, and looks slim compared to a few years ago. I suppose he's now 350-360 in the off-season. In his last year with the Lakers he was about 370 in the season, and had to get very close to four bills in the off-season. Ortiz can't match that of course, but get that lad on the scale in December, after Christmas dinner, and my over/under is three bills.
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Rome (2005) - Day 3. Episodes 6 and 7.
Episode 6. Mark Anthony rules Rome as Caesar chases off to Greece after
Pompey. Pompey eludes him, all the while gathering forces, until he has a 10
to one advantage over Caesar. Lucius's wife learns that the father of her baby
is dead. Attia, as a member of the Julii, sees trouble ahead for her family. She gets her
son laid and trained in fighting. When she proposes a marriage to Mark
Anthony, she is mocked. Caesar sends for Mark Anthony, but he takes his time
deciding to remain loyal to Caesar, but eventually sets sail with the 13
legion to Greece.
Francesca Berrettini shows breasts in a topless sword fight with another
woman. Polly Walker again shows breasts. Francesca Fowler shows breasts and
buns as the hooker chosen by Attia's son. Several other hookers show body
parts while he is choosing. An unknown shows breasts as a fertility priestess.
Episode 7 has Mark Anthony sailing to Greece to reinforce Caesar, only to
be shipwrecked in a storm. Lucius and Pullo survive, make it to Greece, and
run into the fleeing Pompey. Lucius lets him and his family go, but, at the
end of the episode, Pompey reaches Egypt, and is killed on the shore.
No nudity in this episode.
Episode 6 nudity
Francesca Berrettini shows
breasts in a topless sword fight with another woman.
Polly Walker again shows
breasts.
Francesca Fowler shows
breasts and buns as the hooker chosen by Attia's son.
Other hookers show body parts while he is choosing; another unknown as a fertility priestess.
Dann reports on Kisses and Caroms:
This 2006 comedy is amusing if not hilarious, but you probably won't
notice. Your full attention will be on Nicole Rayburn, who is smokin' hot
in this. From the beginning, where she's topless, to the rest of the
movie, which she spends in a tight little see-through top and low-cut
jeans that show her thong top, she commands the most attention.
As for the movie's plot, it's about employees of a billiard shop. The
boss has broken up with his girlfriend of two years, who is also an
employee. He wants to be "just friends". In an effort to get back
together, she arranges a three-way with Tara (Nicole Rayburn), who is the
shop's Pro.
Complications abound, naturally, but there is a happy ending. However,
it's not the ending you'll like. It's getting there that's all the fun.
Nicole Rayburn
Patty Souza
Debralee Scott in 1971's Dirty Harry. She started off
her acting resumé with full frontal nudity, then
would never get naked again in a fairly solid career. Some years later
she demonstrated a gift for comedy, and she's probably best remembered for her
work on Mary Hartman, or as I always remember her - as "Hotzi" Totzi on Welcome Back, Kotter. In
Dirty Harry,
however, she had just turned 18 and the best work she could get was as a
naked corpse.
Many years later, her fiancé died in the 9/11 attacks.
Debralee died last year,
aged 52, under rather strange circumstances. Her cause of death was never
really understood (see
her Wikipedia page).
Brittany Daniel in Rampage
Melissa George in Two Twisted (non-nude ...
well ... unrevealing, anyway)
