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"2 Seconds" (1998)

Deux Secondes is a beautiful little film from Canadian writer/director Manon Briand. It is a simple story of a girl (Charlotte Laurier) who looses her place on a downhill bicycle racing team after hesitating for 2 seconds leaving the starting gate. She moves in with her socially inept brother, and takes a job as a bicycle messenger so she can continue to do the only thing she loves -- ride bikes. On one level, this film is a portrait of what it takes to be a bicycle courier in Montreal, where someone can open a car door in front of you, and destroy your bike and portions of your anatomy, or a client can refuse to sign for a delivery so you don't get paid. On another level, it is about Charlotte's character learning to cope with being an ordinary citizen. She discovers a bike shop run by a crusty old Italian who is a former bicycle street racer. Eventually, they become close. One of the most effective scenes occurs when they share a bottle of grappa, and compare war stories to decide who has sacrificed the most for cycling.

The exposure is all from Laurier. First, we see her buns as she lowers them into a bowl of ice water to cool off from a full day on her bicycle. Later, we see her undressing and taking a shower. Finally, we see her in a flashback making love with another woman. Laurier's project that is probably best-known to American audiences was Agnes of God, and she is credited with a TV show Called "Scoop." Laurier is brilliant in this role, as is Dino Tavaroni as the old Italian bike shop owner. The art direction and cinematography are top notch. I highly recommend this film to anyone who enjoys character driven drama.

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  • Charlotte Laurier (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    "Alien Resurrection" (1997)

    Alien Resurrection is 200 years after Alien 3. Sigourney Weaver has been cloned from an old blood sample, and has traces of Alien in her genetic makeup. She is aboard a research vessel in deep space. The crew of a pirate spaceship delivers a shipment of humans to the station to use for creating more Aliens. An Alien Queen has been planted in Sigourney, and is removed at the beginning of the film. The military researchers who run the space station hope to train the aliens as soldiers, and also hope to train Sigourney.

    From there, and this is the flaw of this film, it is just another Alien vs. pissed off Sigourney on a spaceship story. The cinematography is better than ever, probably as a result of having a European director (Jean-Pierre Jeunet), the special effects are good, and there is one underwater sequence that is memorable, but this series has just run out of new ideas. In the first few images, we see Sigourney is various see-through outfits. Images 10 through 13 show breasts, but are more than likely prosthetic.

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  • Sigourney Weaver (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Oz
    Elsa Zylberstein
    (1, 2, 3)

    Élisabeth Vitali
    (1, 2, 3)

    (1, 2)

    "Lautrec" is the story of Toulouse-Lautrec, a well-known artist from the end of last century. I don't know how accurate it is, however, as with all artist life-stories, there are plenty of nude women.

    Elsa Zylberstein played his main love interest in the film. Élisabeth Vitali was a nude model who was Lautrec's first sexual encounter. (Note, I am assuming the actress pictured is in fact Élisabeth. Her character name is Marie but there is no Marie listed in the IMDb. The only picture I could find of her seems to agree with my assumption. Like many European films, the film's credits did not give the character names with the relevant actor.)

    The other collages show some of the prostitutes at one of the parties.

    Hélène de Fougeralles Comments by Oz:
    The delightful Hélène is pictured in "Let There Be Light", one of those weirdo films the Europeans do so well.
    Stacy and Terri
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Lisa Marie Faren a.k.a. 'Victoria'

    Rasslin coverage from WWF Summerslam '00. Lots of thong coverage in these!
    Uschi Digard
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
    11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

    Misc. Babes

    Miscellaneous bum

    Comments by Sasquatch:
    I know these don't exactly push the envelope of vidcapping, but it was a great movie! Besides...as you can probably guess by the quality....I've been under the weather today, and needed to pass the time. After all, there is only so much sleep one man can take, even when ill!

    Of particular interest is Uschi #1...It's actually a production still from the photo gallery on the DVD. Even though it is the same as the other images from the shower scene, I've never seen this on the web before. Plus as you can see in my images, the B&W doesn't have all of the glare found in the vidcaps. It was shot from a different angle, and offers an even better view of Uschi's tremendous breasts! On a side note...just try to imagine it's 1978 again, and Uschi is filling up and entire screen with those puppies! Sometimes I really miss the Drive-In!

    As for the rest, there are a lot of similar frames here. I ended up using pretty much everything I captured guessing that someone will prefer one pose over another.

    Here is a quick reference to the Uschi pics:

  • #2-9, Uschi playing with her breasts from the opening to "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble"
  • #10-13 Some very lucky guy playing with Uschi's breasts
  • #14-16 The famous breasts against the glass scene. The only real difference with these are her facial expressions.

    Once again, I'm happy with the file size! The largest is 125k, but the average is only a hair over 100k! Enjoy!

  • Pichound
    Terri and Miss Kitty
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    HUGE 'caps from WWF Summerslam '00. (huge dimensions, file size around 150k)

    As always, PicHound invites you to pay him a visit. Click here to visit his site.

    and ...
    Gail Harris Full frontal nudity from "Virtual Desire", by Uco. I met Gail about a year and a half ago, and while I was working in the porn world, I did some business with her. Trust me, she is lovely, and these 'caps really don't do her justice.
    Louise Comments by Chumba:
    The stunning Louise from Saturday's CD:UK. Once again I am experimenting with vidcap styles and formats to see what works best.
    Monica Bellucci A very sexy B&W of the Italian babe. She is nude, but doing the "arms over the good routine".
    Jessica Alba She only wore undies for a large part of her screen time in "Idle Hands"...so naturally she now has a show starting this fall on Fox! Here is a pretty sexy scan of the hot, young actress by PicCap.
    Mimi Rogers 'Caps from "Full Body Massage", by Flurk.
    Jo Guest
    (1, 2)
    Two great images of the popular Brit. #1 is a full frontal, and #2 are excellent 'caps Bobdfish.
    The Funnies
    Gangsta Aptitude test II - East LA - Math Proficiency

    Name:____________________ Gang:_____________ Date:_________

    Jose has an AK47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

    Manny has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

    Oscar is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

    Carlos wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

    Roberto gets $500 for stealing a BMW, $275 for a Chevy, and $125 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs and 3 4x4s, how many chevy's will he have to steal to make $1925?

    Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

    If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

    Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

    Maria can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?

    Salvator was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12%% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?

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