Piranha 3D


It's Spring Break on a beautiful lake in Arizona, but a recent seismic eruption has opened a fissure between the surface lake and another lake beneath it. The lower lake is filled with an ancient creature thought extinct for millions of years, a predecessor to the modern ... well, I guess you know that from the title.

Drunken, undressed college kids and vicious primitive carnivores! What better combination is there?  And now it's in 3D.

Jerry O'Connell is funny in a parody of Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild entrepreneur and Gawker's choice as douchebag of the decade. Elisabeth Shue takes the plot seriously as the sheriff. Ving Rhames uses an outboard motor to kick some Piranha ass, or gill, or something. Kelly Brook and Riley Steele do a naked underwater ballet. College kids get sliced and diced en masse. Christopher Lloyd plays a sort of eccentric professor. Richard Dreyfuss needs a bigger boat.

Piranha is exactly what a genre film ought to be. It neither cuts corners nor pulls punches on the violence and nudity and humor. It's very silly when it tries to be, and very intense when it wants to be. Given the existence of Troma, I don't know how many campy ultra-gore movies we need, but if you would like one movie this year in which all the human flesh is either fully exposed or ripped from human bones, I reckon this is it.

Well, by God, if ya gotta do something, do it right.



Kelly Brook and Riley Steele stark naked. This may end up as the nude scene of the year once we get it in Blu-Ray. This version appears to be a cam. Sorry. It's the best currently available.

Gianna Michaels

Nancy Walters

There are also some random topless college girls, but I figure we may as well wait for a good version.


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








"Big Love"

s1, e9 this time

in extreme HD! (1920x1080)

More of Chloe Sevigny




(2009; Aussie TV series)

Amy Beth Hayes film clip (collages below)



Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


Michelle Monaghan collages





The drama-thriller Chloe (2009), directed by Atom Egoyan, features Julianne Moore as Catherine, a woman who is happily married but who suspects her husband is having an affair. To prove it, she hires prostitute Chloe (Amanda Seyfried) to seduce her husband and report back with a detailed description of their sexual encounters.

The upshot of all this is not only does Catherine finds herself "directing" Chloe's efforts with her husband, but she winds up having a lesbian affair with her as well. Before long, even Catherine's teen-age son gets into the act, as Chloe gets obsessed with the entire family, and adds him to her conquests.

For the last third of the movie, Chloe turns one against the other as she plays with the emotions of all three, leading up to a surprise ending. The caps are from the Blu-ray version.

Amanda Seyfried Julianne Moore


Jessica Alba upskirt

Lohan in a semi-transparent blouse

Another recent Lohan adventure

More of Gemma Arterton in The Disappearance of Alice Creed

Jacqueline Laurent in Bel Ami


Pia Rydberg in Bel Ami

Buffy in I Know What You Did ...

Britney hanging out in Hawaii



Alexandra Paul in American Flyers (samples below)

Emma Sjoberg does a crazy-ass sex scene with Dennis Rodman in Simon Sez (sample below)

Gwyneth Paltrow in Sylvia (samples below)

Heather Graham in Hope Springs (non-nude, but must-see; samples below)

Lara Joy Koerner in Das Herz meines Vaters (HD; sample below)

Juno Temple in the French trailer for Kaboom (sample below)

Marijana Jankovic in Alting bliver godt igen (sample below)

Mila Kunis in Moving McAllister (non-nude from three years ago; sample below)

Noomi Rapace and Yasmine Garbi in Flickan som lekte med elden (samples below)

Nora Tschirner in Zweiohrkueen (sample below)

Paz Vega in The Human Contact (sample below)

Philene Roggan in Soul Kitchen (sample below)

Stephanie Kellner in Das Familiengeheimnis (HD; sample below)

Cassandra Harris in For Your Eyes Only

Valentina Forte in Cut and Run