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  • Amanda Plummer, nude scenes from "American Perfekt".

    Plummer nude? -not a pretty thought. She is one of my absolute least favorite actresses of all time. Yet ironically she actually puts in performances that I like.

    I guess the secret is that I think she is so friggin' weird that, the roles I like her in couldn't be done by anyone else because no one else is that weird! I know, sounds like some Kirk logic used to fool computers and supreme beings, but what else can I say?

    Incase you are wondering which roles I liked, here is the list....

  • "So I Married an Axe Murderer"- no explanation needed. She was the perfect psycho!
  • "Freejack"- Horrible movie, but she played a gun-toting, foul mouthed, nun-of-the-future. A fun part to watch in an otherwise terrible flick (even by my lower movie standards)
  • "Joe Versus The Volcano"- put aside the fact that I am one of 6 people in the known universe that actually loves this movie...I doubt any other actress could have played Amanda's character better.
  • Brainscan
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    Comments by Brainscan:
    Here is the last of the Samba Patrol scans, complete with some indication of which is Glaucia and which Rubia. You gotta love Brazilian society if these and the host of other pictures in Sexy magazine are any indication.
    Anna Falchi Once again, PicCap's paparazzi report....Here is the gorgeous Anna topless at the beach.
    Alba Parietta More topless beach pics. With summer coming to close, I guess we better enjoy these while they last!
    Claire Forlani
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    Switching gears from paparazzi to the pros. Here are 3 non-nudes, but great stuff for her fans. #1 has great leg exposure.
    Misc. Ladies
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    Continued non-nude coverage from the world of fashion.
    Heidi Klum
    Kira Reed
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    Yup, they're big, they're real, and she loves to show 'em off on Skinemax! Here she is doing what she does best in these 'caps from "Losing Control".
    Jennifer Ludlow Also going topless in "Losing Control".
    and ...
    Heather Donahue You know her as the chick from "The Blair Witch Project". Now you can call her the chick from "The Blair Witch Project" with great cleavage.
    "Survivor" babes
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    #1 is Colleenn, #2 is Jenna. Both appearing on VH-1's "The List".
    Tracy Shaw
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    Co-star of the long running UK soap, "Coronation Street" caught topless by the paparazzi.
    Manuela Arcuri
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    Very nice scans of the beautiful Italian actress. All except #4 are topless, and all but #5 are B&W. (#4 is a nice view from the other side)
    Barbara Ricci A fantastic topless image.
    Susan Sarandon Vidcaps from "Pretty Baby", by HBS. We ran some similar 'caps about a month ago. So what's the big deal you ask? Well first of all, Sarandon is topless. Second, she's playing with breasts.
    Cindy Morgan Topless 'caps by HBS from the best golf movie, as well as one of the best comedies of all time..."Cadyshack"!
    Sarah Michelle Gellar 'Classic' Gellar by NMD. Swimsuit 'caps from "I Know What You Did Last Summer".
    Buffy From the current issue of Sky magazine, by Chumba
    Mystery bum But who is the owner?
    Blake Pickett and Lisa Comshaw
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    Some late night, lesbo action from "Confessions of a Lapdancer" a.k.a "Illicit Confessions". The movie isn't the only one here with an alias. In fact Blake can be seen fairly often on Skinemax, but often uses several different names, most notably 'Josie Hunter'. Thanks to Scorpion for the 'caps.
    Randi Brooks One more from Scorpion. I found these to be really interesting for a couple of reasons.
  • I was introduced to Randi with this movie, and for a 14 year old dude...she was pretty hot blonde with big boobs! Pretty much all you can ask for at that age.
  • "Hamburger... The Motion Picture"! A perfect example of mid an 80's grade B comedy classic!
  • These 'caps are in black and white...the movie wasn't. Artist's discretion I suppose.
  • The Funnies by Number 6
    What really caused the Concorde crash. Fair warning...this one is funny, but in extremely poor taste!
    NASA humor
    Supposedly a True Story...
    Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

    British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made, and the gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

    The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the US scientists for suggestions. NASA responded with a one-line memo:

    "Thaw the chicken."

    Noah and the Ark
    The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet.

    "I am ordering you to build an ark." And, in a flash of lightning, he delivered the specifications for the ark.

    "OK," Noah said, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints, "I'm your man."

    "Six months and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You better have my ark completed or learn to swim for a long, long time!"

    Six months passed, the sky began to cloud up, and the rain began to fall in torrents. The Lord looked down and saw Noah sitting in his yard, weeping, and there was no ark.

    "Noah!" shouted the Lord, "where is My ark?" A lightning bolt crashed into the ground right beside Noah.

    "Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best, but there were some big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the ark's construction, but your plans did not meet their code. So, I had to hire an engineer to redo the plans, only to get into a long argument with him a bout whether to include a fire-sprinkler system."

    "My neighbors objected, claiming that I was violating zoning ordinances by building the ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning board."

    "Then, I had a big problem getting enough wood for the ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service that I needed the wood to save the owls, but they wouldn't let me catch them, so no owls."

    "Next, I started gathering up the animals but got sued by an animal rights group that objected to me taking along only two of each kind." "Just when the suit got dismissed, the EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."

    "Then, the Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed flood plan. I sent them a globe!"

    "Right now, I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission over how many minorities I'm supposed to hire."

    "The IRS has seized all my assets claiming that I am trying to leave the country, and I just got a notice from the state that I owe some kind of use tax. Really, I don't think I can finish the ark in less than five years."

    With that, the sky cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow arched across the sky.

    Noah looked up and smiled. "You mean you are not going to destroy the world?" he asked hopefully.

    "No," said the Lord, "the government already has."

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