In terms of sheer up/downloading size, this is the largest Fun House ever, at 671 meg! Johnny Moronic contributed almost half of that with his tribute to Monet Mazur. The Sharon Stone footage from Blood and Sand chipped in with another 100 meg. Even with a fast cable connection I needed about three hours just to upload the page!



  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.







Silent Night, Deadly Night


From the notorious and much maligned "Silent Night, Deadly Night," which has Santa as a serial killer, we have three B-movie babes from that era.

Tara Buckman shows breasts as she gets her throat slashed.


Toni Nero also runs afoul of Santa and shows her tits.


A young Linnea Quigley shows her rack before meeting her demise. Caution, that last cap is bloody.


Notes and collages

The Sentinel


Beverly D'Angelo








B. Monkey


Asia Argento film clips. Collages below.







Monet Mazur

(WARNING: the film clips are large downloads. Stoned is about 100 meg. Whirlygirl is about 200 meg.)

Monet Mazur clips from Stoned (2005). Collages below.

Monet Mazur clips from Whirlygirl (2006). Collages below.








This section will present film clips to accompany Charlie's collages (which are found in his own site).







A better version of one of the Zeta-Jones paparazzi shots from the yacht

A better version of the escaped breast from Elsa Zylberstein

Layla Nielson did a brief full-frontal in Y.M.I.

Kate Moss, nekkid as usual


Film clips

Gemma Doorly in A Song for Rebecca

The women of Looker (1981): Kathryn Witt, Susan Dey (Laurie Partridge from the Partridge Family in the early 1970s), Randi Brooks, and Teri Welles

Curvaceous Laetitia Casta in The Blue Bicycle

Liza Walker in El Sueo del Mono Loco (1989). "The Dream of the Mad Monkey" is a Fernando Trueba film made when he was 34. In the nineties he would go on to direct Belle Epoque and The Girl of Your Dreams, two of my favorite Spanish films, both starring Penelope Cruz. For reasons unknown to me, Trueba has not directed a film in years, but IMDb says he currently has three in the pipeline.

Sharon Stone in Blood and Sand (1989). Say what you like about Ms Stone, but it's difficult to deny that she was hot in the eighties.

Penelope Cruz and Patricia Clarkson in Elegy. I hope to cover this film tomorrow. Lovely nudity from Cruz (well-lit samples to the right), and a welcome short flash from Clarkson, who's one of the sexiest "older women" anywhere. (She turns 50 next year. Can you believe it?)

I suppose Cruz is an early front-runner for the best nude scene of 2008.