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Tuna
"Space Thing" (1968)

Space Thing was just released by Something Weird Video/Image Entertainment on DVD. This is the latest in a project that will see 100 of SWV's most popular titles remastered on DVD, and is another fantastic job. Although, as the images show, this is a soft-core, it is an important one for several reasons.

This was the last low budget exploitation film produced by David F. Friedman. The Pussycat theaters were no longer his only outlet, as mainstream theaters and drive-ins started showing exploitation, which meant that he could afford a bigger budget. Shot in 4 days on a total budget of $18K, Friedman saw the final cut, and decided it needed more, so he shot a 10 minute opening scene in one evening. The rest of the film was shot in 4 days. I have included the credits ( 1, 2) not only because of the fact that they are written on a naked woman, but also because, as you will see, all of the names are fictitious. Friedman explained in the commentary that he didn't want the actresses to become known by name, because the fame would cause them to charge more for a film. All of the id's are based on the feature length commentary -- unfortunately, Friedman couldn't remember two of the names. The actress I called Mercy Montello eventually married Mickey Rooney Jr. IMDB calls her Mercy Rooney, although none of her modeling or this film was done under her married name.

The two space ships used in the film were Ravelle models, one of the Enterprise, and one of the flying saucer in the TV show "The Invaders." The Enterprise was used without the saucer, and upside-down. Friedman thinks of this as his worst film ever, but it has been popular with the public from its first release to the present day. It leads all Friedman films in sales at SWV. I think there are several reasons. In 1968, full frontal was still a novelty. The production values were up to usual Friedman standards. It was a sexy Sci Fi -- probably the first. All of the actresses were attractive. All of the cast had some acting ability. He had something for everyone -- hetero sex, lesbian sex, and B & D.

As to plot, a man is in bed reading Sci Fi mags, and his wife seduces him. (This is the added footage shot after the first edit). He then falls asleep, and the rest is his dream. He is from an alternate world, and disguises himself as an alien, then boards their ship, to keep them from attacking his planet. The captain is a woman, who has two lesbian encounters with her crew, and whips one of them for trying to have sex with our hero. All of the women are anxious to seduce our hero, as the other two men on the ship are not very exciting. Our hero forces a landing on an asetroid (actually the outskirts of Palmdale, California) and everyone runs around topless and has sex. He then blows up the alien ship in the worst special effects explosion I have ever seen.

If you are a fan of exploitation, buy this one, both because it is a worthy addition to your collection, and because SWV deserves the support.

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  • Carla Peterson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Marsha Jordan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Mercy Montello (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29)
  • Unknown #1 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Unknown #2 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Johnny Web
    "Femmina" by Tom Cat and Johnny Web

    Well, brand new caps from a 1998 movie, never seen before on the web to my knowledge. Sounds good, eh?

    Sorry to say it isn't all that good. These are TomCat's caps from a 1998 Italian film. I don't know anything about the movie, IMDb doesn't have any info, TomCat didn't tell me anything.

    I don't think the director's mother has even seen it.

    Might be a masterpiece. Might be Plan 9 II - The Wrath of Criswell. I don't know. I do know that somebody named Monica Guerritore exposed some flesh at various times. No, I don't even know that. I know that TomCat labeled these "Monica Guerritore", but I don't actually know the lady.

    I love the IMDb recommendations. They say if you like Femmina, you'll really like a whole bunch of other obscure Italian movies, on the theory that all obscure Italian movies appeal to the same target audience. Obscure Italian movies about the orgies of ancient Rome, or obscure Italian movies about kids and their puppies - you obscure Italian movie lovers have some far-ranging tastes.

    If you look up the recommendations for Plan 9, it tells you that if you like Plan 9 you'll also like Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Maybe that's a planted ad by Spielberg. Maybe no matter what movie you look up, it says you'll like Close Encounters. It's a pretty safe recommendation, since most people do like Close Encounters, after all. Except a few loonies who like Plan 9. But I digress.

    OK, not one of my better days, I admit it. I hope you liked Titus enough yesterday to forgive me for this one.

  • "Femmina" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Oz
    "Keiko"
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "Megumi"
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Comments by Oz:
    "The Weatherwoman Returns" is the sequel to the film The Weatherwoman. Caps from this film appeared a while ago in the Fun House. Unfortunately, in this film I don't actually know the names of the actresses. Three names were given in English: Ryoko Kato, Misa Aiki and Ryo Kurihara. However, who is who I have no idea. The IMDB has no details whatsoever. I have used the character names, Keiko Nakadai and Megumi Hayashibara.

    If you've seen the first film you'll know what this film is about. Keiko inherits a TV station and Megumi wants it. The TV station is performing badly with low ratings. Keiko decides that the way to improve ratings is to lift her dress during the weather report. This is not entirely successful and the film ends up with Keiko and Megumi fighting a winner takes all duel. It's not a film that will strain the grey matter but it is enjoyable, and easy on the eye.

    Brainscan
    Leandra Forrester
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
    Comments by Brainscan:
    She bopped around on the pages of Penthouse for a while in the late 80's and showed up here and there for a while longer but it seems that Hollywood of that time had no interest in a woman with a face and a figure such as Leandra Forrester. Where was direct to video when we needed it most?
    Blackshine
    Angelina Jolie
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    A truck load of great, non-nude scans from Blackshine's fashion series. These first scans of Jolie are my favorites.
    Rachel Creek
    (1, 2, 3)
    Heather Stohler
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Unknown Babe
    Lisa Ratliffe
    Julia Roberts
    Tatjana Zavialova
    Chumba
    Ali Landry Once again taking a break from his "retirement", Chumba scores big with these scans. Especially these images of Ali from from Maxim!
    Holly McGuire Here's the stunning British model also from the new issue of Maxim.
    Andrea Corr Comments by Chumba: My favourite of the three Corr sisters - from the CD sleeve of The Corrs new album, In Blue.
    Schmutzfink
    Stefania Barca Italian babes is the theme from Schmutzfink this week. First up, vidcaps from "Unter Der Sonne Afrikas"
    Vittoria Belvedere Topless images from "Die Abenteuer des Arsene Lupin"
    Margherita Buy From "Va' dove ti porta il cuore".
    Eva Grimaldi Vidcaps from "Abbronzatissimi".
    Lisa Gastoni Full frontal 'caps from 1974's "Amore amaro".
    Isabel Russinova In "Alto rischio".
    Manuela Arcuri
    (1, 2)
    Topless, and bottomless images from "Pepe Carvalho - Shéhérazade"
    Valeria Marini Let's see...in these 'caps from " Bámbola" we have topless images, bottomless images, pubes, hairy arm pits, and what looks like a fish being used as a sex toy.
    Marina Suma Shower scene nudity from "Sing Sing".
    Sylvia Dionisio Vidcaps from "Aragosta a colazione".
    The Funnies by Number 6
    Bumper stickers for women
    (Sorry about the CAPS. This is how the email came, and I was way too lazy to retype it all)

  • SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
  • GOD MADE US SISTERS. PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
  • IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
  • MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
  • PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
  • COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
  • DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
  • IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
  • DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
  • I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
  • GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
  • NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
  • AND YOUR POINT IS?
  • WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
  • OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
  • DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
  • ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
  • I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
  • HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
  • SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
  • IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
  • DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.



    More things you'd never know if it weren't for the movies:

    When you belong to a super-secret government agency nobody's ever heard of, the local police will defer to you just because you flash a badge at them and sound important. The military will even let you steal a Harrier Jump Jet, as long as your partner promises he'll take responsibility.

    If you are a police officer and your superior officer tells you that you are absolutely, positively off a particular case, he doesn't really mean it.

    All computers in the universe are basically the same. If you are on the spaceship of alien insects from another time and dimension, you will have no problem doing a wireless data exchange between your laptop and their mainframe.

    So you're a cop chasing a suspect and you suddenly need a car? Just flag down the nearest citizen, flash your badge at him and say, "Police business!" and he will give his car to you without argument - even though there's a 98 percent chance you won't return it in one piece.

    Would the pursuit be easier if you had a motorcycle? Just grab the nearest cop motorcycle you see. The officer assigned to the motorcycle may shout, "Hey, that's my bike!" but he won't get his fellow officers to chase you down and give it back.

    The human body is capable of taking an incredible amount of abuse. You can get blasted 30 feet in the air, or pushed out of a jet aircraft, and still walk away from it without even a limp or the need to comb your hair.

    Bullets are magnetic. If you stand behind a skinny metal pole when you're being fired upon, the bullets will be attracted to the pole.

    In a high speed car chase, you will always hit fruit stands and shopping carts full of groceries, but never people, and most vehicles will get out of your way as you approach.

    All semi trailers are built so high that if you hit one from the side, it will cleanly tear off the roof of your car. If you duck down before you hit, you'll be okay.

    If you have been shot, trying to tell the police who shot you will cause you to die in midsentence.

    Most cities have underground tunnels with secret passages and caverns that nobody knows about except demented criminals. These caverns always have electric lighting and usually are warm, if not completely dry.

    Back in frontier days, everybody except the town drunk had good teeth and clear skin.

    Many buildings have secret rooms or even entire sub-basements that are unknown to anyone, including the architect.

    If a criminal is fleeing the police on foot, and happens upon an old warehouse, or even a public works project such as a major dam, he will have no problem getting inside. Nobody locks the doors on those things.

    Telephone call tracing always involves having a computer set up at the call recipient's home. It is not done at the telephone company, and it still takes several minutes to trace a call. Electronic switching and caller I.D. are just myths.

    Anyone who has ever used a computer can break into any other strange computer they've never seen before, if you give them a little time. It may take a few seconds longer if they have to guess a password.

    A 12-year-old brat with a computer can solve crimes that have baffled the cops for 15 years.


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