"Behind Locked Doors"
Behind Locked Doors (1968) is a horror film of uncertain parentage, and has also been known as Any Time ... Anywhere and Behind Closed Doors. It was distributed in the US by Harry Novak's Box Office International. It is being released as half of a double bill by Something Weird Video along with The Beautiful, the Bare and the Bloody, which is full of nude models, none of whom are identified. Eve Reeves and coworker and new friend Joyce Danner are at a party in a barn in the middle of nowhere. Someone attempts to rape Reeves in a hayloft, and a strange older party crasher stops him. When the girls leave, their car is mysteriously out of gas, and the nearest phone happens to belong to ... everyone who guessed the strange party crasher, mark that answer right. Seems he is conducting research to find out what type of girls is the best sex partner, aided by is sister, who keeps house for him, and a muscular but simple-minded handyman.
Just to add to the fun, Danner is secretly a carpet muncher, and has the hots for Reeves. Through in a little whipping from the weird sister, a long history of previous victims of the experiments, and an ending that makes absolutely no sense, and what we have is an unknown film that could well become a cult favorite. It is not just bad, it is impossibly bad, with bad acting, a stupid plot, the aforementioned nonsensical ending, and a terrible transfer from a scratched work print. Reeves shows all three Bs, Danner shows breasts and buns, and five other women show breasts. IMDb readers have this at 3.0 of 10, but a small cult following has written very positive comments there. In the right mood, I could appreciate the strangeness of the film, making it a C-.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Four free short videos from Playboy's Spice Uncensored, stuff too
hot for Spice TV
Playmate Gallery - Kelly Monaco, April 1997 - Courtesy of
The law-enforcement officers who cuffed Michael Jackson have been
Here is the trailer for Goldfish Memory. ""Goldfish
Memory" is a light-hearted look at the dangers and delights of
dating in contemporary Dublin. When Clara sees her boyfriend Tom
kissing Isolde, it sets off a chain reaction of romances and
heartbreaks until the entire cycle has turned full circle, each
character trying to solve the pressing question of what is the
perfect relationship! Some favour marriage, others a
week-at-a-time arrangement. The only thing they can all agree on
is that love is the one thing we can't live without."
Here's the trailer for The Downfall: Hitler and the End of the
Here is an R-rated trailer for The Boys From County Claire.
"This heartwarming comedy centers on two brothers, John Joe and
Jimmy, who haven't seen each other in twenty years. Having parted
on bad terms, they meet at the All Ireland traditional music
finals as leaders of rival Irish dance bands. Romance ensues
between Anne (Andrea Corr), a beautiful fiddle player, and Teddy,
a brilliant young flute player, members of the rival bands leading
to more than just a musical rivalry."
A bunch of new clips from Hero. "At the end of China's
Warring States, the Kingdom of Qin is the most ruthless and
ambitious of the seven states. It's King is the target of
assassins from all over China. Of all the would-be assassins,
Broken Sword, Flying Snow and Sky are the most dangerous. When
Nameless kills all three, he is offered a chance to meet the King.
Namesless explains to the King that how he used their personal
relationships to expose and attack their weaknesses, but the King
tells a different version of the same story."
The trailer for Kung Fu Hustle. "Set in Canton, China
in the 1940s, the story revolves around a hapless wannabe gangster
who aspires to become a member of the notorious "Axe Gang." Other
characters include an obnoxious landlady and her apparently frail
husband who exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.
A new clip from Wicker Park. "Intricately moving back
and forth in time and revealing the story from each character's
perspective, Wicker Park is an intense psychological drama about a
man (Hartnett) caught in an obsessive search for a woman he fell
deeply in love with - a woman who then vanished without a trace.
Two years after her disappearance, he catches a fleeting glimpse
of her in a local bar and begins a twisting search to find her and
discover what really happened."
Judge bans cameras from most of the Kobe Bryant trial.
- Boring story. Great headline.
Cardinals reliever suspended 10 days for putting a foreign
substance on his balls.
Best Women's Olympic Volleyball picture yet. Howard
Stern should sponsor their tour.
It's cleavage week at The Sun
BBC NEWS: the funniest Briton of all time.
- Here's something scary about the once-proud British Empire.
In the entire history of their country, only 12 men have been
funnier than Mr Bean. I don't believe I can name an American
less funny than Rowan Atkinson. Not even Pauly Shore. Maybe Dick
- Amazingly, the guy I would have picked, Peter Cook, didn't
even make the list, nor did Eric Idle, or Michael Palin.
Weekly World News: "10 TIPS FOR SEDUCING YOUR TEACHER"
Time Writer Gives Statement in Leak Case. It looks like
Scooter Libby will fall on his sword and take all the blame.
Drawn Together - an animated reality show from Comedy Central
NBC finds their own secret to Olympic Gold - breasts and buns.
The sacrosanct Olympics provide NBC nearly complete immunity from
the complaints of the usual wacko groups who would be attacking
like wolves in a henhouse if the same thing happened on an
The Wackier World of Japanese Ice Cream
The trailer for Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Viet Cong Veterans Denounce Kerry"Sampan Veterans For
Truth" Call Kerry Unfit For Command
"THE SCREAM" FOUND IN FLORIDA STATE DORM "The Campus
Store Was Out of Posters", a Freshman/Robber Explains
Monica Lewinsky likes a large sausage
- This is pretty cool.
A short comedy called "Always Late". The 48 Hour Film
Project is an international competition where at 7:PM on Friday
night, teams of filmmakers are handed a GENRE, CHARACTER NAME,
LINE OF DIALOGUE, and a PROP. All 4 must appear in their film and
it must be written, shot, edited and rurned in by 7:PM on Sunday.
Check out the parameters they were given, then watch their film
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
The Dreamers, Part 2
Here's the second part of. Eva Green in Bertolucci's
film. Great nudity. Great body.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Here are couple of scenes from the Anthony Hopkins/Nicole Kidman movie, "The Human Stain" (2003)...
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Some more clips (divx .avis), this time from "Embrace the Darkness
II". It's a vampire movie, so it really sucks. But
there are more nekkid gals than you can shake a wooden
Catalina Larranga plays one of the vamps. Take a
careful look at the second clip; looks
to me like Cat and her friend were do the true nasty,
no tricks or fakes.
Jr's Note...I agree with Brain about vid #2. I watched it about 8 times, and if they aren't really doing the deed, it's probably the best pseudo sex ever filmed.
Diana Espen, aka pornster April Flowers, does the
gynocam boogie. She serves as a late-night snack for
- Diana Espen (April Flowers)
Crossover adult film star, Jezebelle Bond, plays half
of the first meal this movie's vampires consume on
screen. The vamps have the habit of either boffing
someone before they eat em or watching a couple boff
one another before both get eaten. Sex and a snack,
all in one handy package.
In the first clip Jezebelle's topless, in the second
she gives up major rear goodies. You will want to see
that one for sure.
Katie Lohmann, Hefmate for April 2001, plays a Goth
girl treat for the three vampires. She strips in clip
1 and gives us a good look at her cooch in the second
clip. By my count, Katie's appeared topless or naked
in 14 movies, including the recent, well-captured Dorm
Last up is the best of the batch, Renee Rea. She has
four nude scenes, lasting a total of 15 minutes in
this movie. These four clips follow some order: 1)
topless; 2) gyno; 3) topless; 4) marvo-bum. Gotta
love this gal.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...'caps and clips from a very early Troma film called "Squeeze Play" (1980).
- Jennifer Hetrick, topless. Unlike many Troma babes, Hetrick went on to do many non-Troma things (including A-List TV) and still works a little today.
- Jennifer Hetrick zipped .wmvs
|The German actress going full frontal (#1) and topless (#2) in scenes from the Canadian movie "Desire" (2000).
||The long time star of Italian cinema mostly topless (the only thing covering her nipples are sea shells) in scenes from one of her early movies "Io la conoscevo bene" (1965).
||The South African born actress bares a breast in a scene from the 1982 movie "The Draughtsman's Contract", written and directed by Peter Greenaway.
|The beautiful Czech Model showing off her big'uns. There is also a hint of a thong view in #2.
|The Indian actress looking very sexy, but not nude in scenes from "Julie" (2004).
|The youngest member of the Phoenix siblings topless in scenes from the indie film (and Grand Jury Prize winner at Sundance 2001) "The Believer" (2001).
'Caps and comments by Dann:
"The Brown Bunny" (Trailer)
I don't usually cap movie trailers, but this one is kind of interesting.
The movie has gotten a ton of publicity, mainly because of an oral sex scene which the participants say was not simulated. ChloŽ Sevigny said in an interview that she did the deed. The trailer doesn't show that, of course, but it does have nudity, which is different than a lot of trailers. They often cut the trailers just before anything shows.
Aside from that, it's a movie about a professional motorcycle racer traveling across the country to race again. Opinions of people who have seen it are all over the place, but provided the oral scene stays in, it should do a heavy boxoffice.
||Very lovely breast exposure from the Euro-actress in scenes from the Italian film "Gialloparma" aka "Scandalous Crimes" (1999).
|The French actress topless in scenes from the 1974 Gťrard Depardieu movie "Les Valseuses" aka "Going Places". 'Caps by Dragonscan.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the Argentina-born actress briefly baring all 3 B's in scenes from the Spanish movie "El Otro lado de la cama" aka "The Other Side of the Bed" (2002).
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
PANTY PROTEST PLANNED FOR GOP
A Piece Rally - Some of the protests at the GOP Convention may be more
entertaining than the main event. A group called "Axis of Eve" sent out
e-mails depicting the torso of a young woman lifting her skirt to reveal
red panties that read "Weapons of Mass Seduction." It was an invitation to
their rally, the "Mass Flash," in which more than 100 women will show their
opposition to Bush by simultaneously showing their underpants.
Sharon Stone may forget her panties, which could send the
message she's pro-Bush.
Don't get too excited: the women include Whoopi Goldberg, Camryn
Manheim, Janeane Garafalo and Barbra Streisand.
Was this Bill Clinton's idea?
JANET JACKSON BLAMES BUSH FOR BOOB BROUHAHA
A Mass Of Weapon Distraction - Janet Jackson accused President Bush of
using the breast she exposed at the Super Bowl to distract Americans from
the Iraq War. Jackson told Genre magazine, "When you see 'Fahrenheit
9/11," it just confirms it."
No, the only big, bouncy boobs in that movie were Michael Moore's.
Janet's boob is only supposed to be used to distract the American people
from noticing that she can't sing.
She can't believe someone would exploit and degrade her body like that!
And she's supposed to be the sane Jackson.
JACKSON'S EAR SAVES HIS NOSE
It Took Both Ears - Top plastic surgeon Prof. Werner Mang of the Bodensee
Hospital in Lindau on the German-Swiss border told American TV documentary
maker Daphne Barak that he flew to California in 1998 to save Michael
Jackson's nose. Mang said Jackson's skin was stretched as thin as
parchment and his nose was falling apart, and Mang thinks he had wanted "to
change from a black man to a white woman." Mang said he repaired the nose
with some cartilage from Jackson's ear and it's fine now, but he warned him
it would be dangerous to have more facial surgery.
Or to sneeze...or to breathe.
And if he sticks a Q-Tip in his ear, his head will fall off.
He also refused Michael's request for breast implants.
If you see Michael wearing a nose-ring, look closely: it used to be an
DATE A MAXIM CHICK
Show Me Your Staple! - Greg Gutfeld, the new American editor of Maxim UK,
has a novel idea for snaring readers: offer them dates with Maxim's
scantily-clad models. He found beautiful women who wanted the opportunity
to model so much that they agreed to date readers in return. There will
also be a new section called "Little Black Book," featuring 101 women
willing to date Maxim readers. Gutfeld said, "It's a nice counter effect
to what men's mags normally do, which is to show some incredibly beautiful
woman who would never look at you."
Some magazines show you ugly naked chicks with tattoos who still
wouldn't look at you.
These women are so desperate to model, they'll force themselves to look
It wasn't easy finding women who are beautiful, stupid and nearsighted.
To make Maxim readers feel more at home, their dates will charge them
$3.99 a minute.