TV Recap

Caitriona Balfe was again topless in episode three of Outlander, but it wasn't a very satisfying scene

Hot Off The Presses

There are several problems with the clip of Eva Green in Sin City 2. It's a cam, and not just any cam, but a 2D cam of a 3D movie. To make matters even worse, it's dubbed. Sure, we'll eventually see a thousand more images of Eva in this movie, and many of those will be spectacular. But for now, this is what we have - and even at this quality it is pretty fuckin' great!

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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"The Girls Guide to Depravity"

  (season two)


today: the second part of episode nine

Tessa Harnetiaux

Katie Bookless

SwearNet: The Movie

(2014; redband trailer)

Unofficial Trailer Park Boys sequel where the TPB actors play themselves thrown out of work after the series ended. Opening this weekend in various hoser theatres. (Warning: this trailer features male frontal nudity by the most unattractive castmember, Randy.)

unknown: topless.

Jessica Rimmer aka Jessica Phillips: sexy as Sunshine Girl.

Tanya Feifel: sexy as Sunshine Girl.

Shannon Leroux: sexy.

  various: sexy.

Carly Marie: she plays a Racecar Girl/Navigator.


Carly Marie: nudie model has arms-over-boobs.

Tanya Feifel: sexy in modeling photos. She seems to do more squats then an Olympics heavyweight powerlifter.

John John's Next Big Scene Partner

(2010 short)

Comedy about a bunch of girls who audition for what turns out to be some sleazy porn producers.

Edna Rojas: very nice cleavage with huge rack.

Melody Ziko: cleavage.

Thabi Maphoso: sexy.

Kendra Penner: upskirt, then licking someone's knob in porn shoot.

Nora Jamal: sexy.

Kayla Anne Thomas: sexy.

Ana Paolo: she’s the only one to show off her puppies.

catfight: Melody Ziko, Nora Jamal and Kayla Anne Thomas, 

pillowfight: Anneliese Washington and Tricia Collins.

Kids Dot World

(2012 short)

Rya Lefevre: doing stripper act on stairs, fully clothed sex, then getting lesbian raped.

  Annelise Washington: very nice cleavage violating  Rya.

Disorderly Conduct

(2012 short)

Rya Lefevre: very sexy in tight jeans and halter top a few sizes too small.

A Forest

(2010 short)

Edna Rojas: very sexy as hooker with large rack.

Gone for Two Days


Edna Rojas: large rack again.

Bad Building

(2014; trailer)

Edna Rojas: large rack again.

unknown: topless but dead.


(2013 short; trailer)

Kayla Lynn Lewis (also in Bad Building): very sexy in skivvies.

Stones in a Cathouse

(2008 short)

Courtney Kuroyama: sexy as hooker.

  Karissa Tynes: cleavage.

Rebekah Cohen: a ton of cleavage.

Bikini Madness

(2008 short)

Rebekah Cohen: large rack again.

Anna Burlik: bikini top.

Neon Rider: The Lost Episode

(2008 short)

Anna Burlik: sexy.

Lit Up

(2008 short)

Rebekah Cohen: large rack again.

Humano Tartar

(2009 short)

Another cannibal comedy horror where "tartar" may refer to diced raw meat or a sauce put on fish.

Rebekah Cohen: large rack again.

Amy Dallin: very nice cleavage.

Lindsey Campbell: very nice cleavage.

The Motel Room

(2014 short)

Nadya Debogorski: cleavage.

Karin Buencamino: very large rack.

  Meili Looi: sexy in party dress.

Sh!t Talker - The Last Days of Chip Chambers

(2013 short)

Karin Buencamino: large rack again.

Meili Looi: sexy as an el loco señorita.

Two Dreams

(2011 short; trailer)

Katelyn Wallace: fully clothed sex.

The Fight

(2011 short; trailer)

Meredith Hama-Brown: panties upskirt.

Room Service

(2013 short)

Olena Venidiktova: very nice buns in bra and panties.


Olena Venidiktova: ...eww! Wearing same brassiere again. Starring in a TV commercial warning about a party slut spreading STDs is not something you should put on your demo reel.


(2007 short)

Karly Palmer: sort of nude in bathtub.

Drunk Visions of the Future

(2014 short; promo)

Katie Buitendyk: showing off her nice rack.



Mia Kirshner returns for only for a couple of episodes.

Mia Kirshner: in clingy wet gown, then interrupted sex scene.

Anna Hopkins: very sexy showing off her back tattoo.

Never Back Down


Amber Heard collages (no nudity)

Film and TV Clips

Mariah Bonner in Haunting of the Innocent (2014) in 1080p

Dena Kollar and Sheila Platte in Costa Rican Summer (2010)

Adriana Dominguez, Nuria Gago and Ingrid Rubio in Noviembre (2003)


Billie Piper in Penny Dreadful, e3

Billie Piper in Penny Dreadful, e8

Eva Green in Penny Dreadful,e5

Eva Green in Penny Dreadful,e6

Hanna New in Black Sails, e2

Hanna New in Black Sails, e3

Jessica Parker Kennedy in Black Sails, e1

Jessica Parker Kennedy in Black Sails, e2

Jessica Parker Kennedy in Black Sails, e3

Jessica Parker Kennedy in Black Sails, e8

Louise Barnes in Black Sails, e4

Louise Barnes in Black Sails, e6

Darcy Fowers in The Messenger 2

Bijou Phillips in Havoc

Anne Hathaway in Havoc

Laura Antonelli in Porca Vacca

Adriana Russo in Porca Vacca

Nina Axelrod in Motel Hell