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"H.O.T.S." (1979)
H.O.T.S. is from the classic era of "tit" movies. Other examples are Hard Bodies, Lunch Wagon and Hollywood Hot Tubs. This particular genre actually has a plot, is generally played for humor, and features at least some cast members who can act. The story occurs at a University, where several coeds who were refused by the PI Sorority and insulted in the process get together and open their own house to seek revenge. Among the highlights are Angela Aames parachuting topless into the deans pool, a pool seduction by Susan Lynn Kiger, sex in a van that is sealed, decorated and towed while K. C. Winkler and Steve Bond are going at it, pie throwing from a hot air balloon, a drunken bear and a strip touch football game.
The DVD reflects poor film quality with a little graininess, but is probably the best that could be done from the original. I love this genre, and this is one of the better ones.
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"Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS"
What can you say about a movie called "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS"? Actually, this film has gathered some cult status over the years within the exploitation community. It includes graphic scenes of medical experiments, nudity, soft core sex, castration. Well, you name it. It's about a Nazi medical experimenter - a female Mengele, so you can imagine that it's not in perfect taste, and that it may offend many of you with its crassness
The rest of you can simply expect to be offended for the other usual reasons.
One of the strangest things about this movie is that I never heard any reference to Jewish people in any way, although I can't say that I listened that closely. I mean, let's be real, this ain't exactly "Murder in the Cathedral" or "Henry V". But I never heard anything in the parts I actually listened to. I guess they pointedly avoided the J word, although I'm not sure why.
So what did I hear in the parts I listened to? Well, there was the "oooh, no lower, that's it, now faster" dialogue, and the heartfelt "ve haf ways uf makink you talk" soliliquy, which must be the second most popular line for actors to learn, right after "to be and not to be".
The nudity came from the star, Dyanne Thorne, her trusted blonde amazon assistants, some random prisoners, and (perhaps most interestingly) from the legendary queen of the large breast model/actresses, Uschi Digard, as one of the torture victims.
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Comments by Sasquatch:
Today's movie is nothing new, it's 1993's "Rising Sun". In fact Johnny Web did some amazing captures from this one a month or so ago. But, it is in my home movie collection, and I need the vidcapping practice. So here you go!
My thoughts:
Tatjana: I'm very pleased with these on one level, and hate them on another. For only my third time at bat vidcapping, I even shocked myself a little with the color correction I did. In my opinion, I think these look better than the actual movie! But on the other hand, artistically these almost legitimize the "modern art" that was so popular a few years ago. You know, all those exhibits of toilet seats, basketballs in fish tanks and the like. I'll be the first to admit that there is way too much wasted space, plus the first 3 are pretty much the same view.
Eddie's Girls: This scene quite frankly was a bitch to capture! The light source is a fireplace so every frame varies! #2 I couldn't do a thing with so I left it as the raw screen shot. I did what I could with the others, I'll probably take another crack at it later.
By the way for anyone who is interested...if your browser background is set as white, it will appear as if the vidcaps are too dark. Try viewing it against a darker color (black is recommended). This is a dark film, and the white from IE or Netscape will overwhelm the images.
Enjoy!
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| Gwyneth Paltrow
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Vidcaps not from Skinemax! In fact the exact opposite. Here is Gwyneth showing a glimpse of the goods from "Shakespeare in Love". I believe Scoop once called this the ultimate date movie. Actually if I recall correctly...he once told me that if you watch this movie with a chick and don't get laid, you're never getting any from that girl!
| Robin Tunney
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Topless 'caps of Robin from "Supernova". I had forgotten that this movie was even made! It was a big budget, sci-fi movie with a decent cast. Including James Spader, Peter Facinelli, Robert Forster, Lou Diamond Phillips and Angela Bassett. The IMDb shows that director Walter Hill actually left during post production due to "creative difference". I remember the ads all over TV around Christmas time, but this puppy flopped at the box office, grossing only 14.2 million (the budget was 60!).
Going by the numbers...either sci-fi is dead, or this thing stunk. I still rent it either way.
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Basset showing some skin....Or is she? I smell body double, can anyone verify that?
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In the world of B movies, one genre is completely 80's...the sword adventure! (for lack of better name) "Conan the Barbarian" is more or less an A movie, but it spawned a whole slew of movies that died with the 80's. Like the "Deathstalker" series, etc. Movies that all involve a muscle bound hero with a really big sword. Sometimes our herp had a side kick, but he always has a scantily clad woman that he 'has to take with him' for whatever reason. Of course he always ends up having sex with her. All of the movies are exactly the same. I think some were shot on the same days with the same sets, costumes, and actors. What's my favorite thing about those movies...definitely the furry boots!
Anyway...Sandahl topless from Conan.
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Also topless from "Conan the Barbarian". Has Arnold ever been better on screen? He was big, he was tough, he was even crucified! but that didn't stop him! Maybe the first "Terminator" movie is a good rival for best Arnold movie. I think that would be a good poll for Lawdog.
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Gettin' it on with Conan.
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Topless, frontal, and a bum shot from the movie "Suckers"
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Speaking of the 80's...It pretty much goes without saying that "The Big Chill" is the official movie of yuppies. Not neo-yuppies or net-yuppies...but the real thing! The "I was at Woodstock, I smoked pot in college, but now I have a career, a BMW, shoes without socks, shirts with animals on the left breast, and a lot of gadgets from the Sharper Image". Real Yuppies! Actually, I guess you can call them Old School Yuppies nowadays. Even though they will deny being old! They probably refer to it as youth impaired, or wisdom enhanced.
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What a fantastic find! Naturally, for me Kari is all I need. But there's more! NMD has lesbo scenes with Kari and Farrah Forke (best known as Alex from the TV show "Wings")! Plus Farrah shows the goods! Only one breast, but that's a start! (link #1).
Actually Farrah shows more skin than Kari in these 'caps from "Kate's Addiction" (a.k.a. "Circle of Deception" for the Euro gang).
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PicCap is at it again with more topless paparazzi pics of another Italian actress!
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What a surprise...She's topless! As always, great stuff by Donbun. These 'caps from "Night Fire"
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I think is the most skin she's ever shown on "Sex and the City". Although I've noticed on the show lately that even Sarah Jessica Parker, a long time member of the no nudity club, is starting to show more skin. Could there be a Kristen or Sarah nude scene in the future? Let's hope so. But for now...these 'caps have Kristen topless, but covered by arm.
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See-thru nipple exposure from Bardot and Girardot from 1970's "Les Novices".
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Still more topless paparazzi pics of an Italian babe.
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Words of wisdom
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
9. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
10. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
11. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
12. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".
13. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore!
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