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"Eyes of Laura Mars" (1978)

Faye Dunaway plays the title role in Eyes of Laura Mars, a thriller about a fashion photographer who starts seeing visions through the eyes of a serial killer, and those around her start dropping like flies. This is watchable, though marred by too many red herrings, and a hurried ending. Actual fashion models were used in the roles of the models, and they carried it off well for having never been on screen before. The models gave us all of the actual exposure, although Faye was braless throughout, which provided some nice pokies.

The editing was good, creating an eerie mood and a pace that held my attention, and the art direction was above average. The DVD transfer is very good, and it also features a director's commentary.

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  • Darlanne Fluegel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Faye Dunaway (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Lisa Taylor (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Models (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • WhyScan's UK Celebrity Report
    From the Sun
    WONDER where Magdalena's bra is? The curvaceous new Wonderbra girl looks wonderful WITHOUT it. The Polish stunner, 24, dyed her hair gold and posed nude on a beach early in her career. She later feared the raunchy pics might stop her becoming the Wonderbra model.
    Thankfully, bosses DID give her the job! (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Also today....
    Posh Spice paparazzi pics. Nothing too revealing, unfortunately.

    Jr. here....I've always been a big fan of all things British. Scoop even had me watching Monty Python by the time I was 5! But one thing in particular has always amazed me about the UK...their tabloids! On one hand you have their topics...like this story of about the Wonderbra model. These pictures are great, but this is hardly headline news.

    Second, you have the writing style. Honestly, my high school news paper had better reporting...and I had the unfortunate pleasure of attending high school in a small town in rural Kentucky!

    Third and most amazing to me is that they flat out lie! Granted, American tabloids are chock full of half truths, gossip, and tales of 53 pound new born babies that are mutant vampire bat/alien crossbreeds....but to my knowledge The Enquirer has never been so bold as to say stuff like Britney Spears and Prince William are getting married! This of course two days after they say Britney is getting hitched to one of the N Sync dudes!

    But to their credit...they do have things like National Cleavage week, and of course the Page 3 tradition. So I guess there are some redeeming qualities!

    Samantha Janus
    (1, 2)
    Comments by Oz:
    Up 'n' Under is an English film about the rivalry between two pubs. They are to hold a rugby match in a few weeks between the regulars in the pubs. One pub has a group of over-weight men who would have a heart attack if they even had to walk the length of the field (think 'Norm' from Cheers).

    Samantha Janus is a fitness instructor. She is roped in to get the men in shape. Fortunately for us, they had a completely gratuitous shower scene that I have capped. It was an enjoyable film, although the ending is fairly predictable.

    Rona Hartner
    (1, 2, 3)
    Comments by Oz:
    Rona has done a few movies and this European co-production shows her in all her glory. Gadjo Dilo is about a Belgian man who goes to a small Romanian village to find out about his heritage. There's all sorts of misunderstandings and misgivings on the part of the villagers. Rona is one of the villagers who had previously left her husband in Belgium. She is initially used as a translator.

    This was capped a couple of years ago in the Fun House. I've added a couple more caps. Also, some caps from the original post were, for some reason, reversed.

    Rosey Jones
    (1, 2, 3)
    Comments by Oz:
    Rosey is in an Australian movie called Afraid to Dance. These caps are more for interest than anything else. I can't recall anything else Rosey has done.
    and ...
    Georgina Cates Excellent topless 'caps from "An Awfully Big Adventure".
    Jennifer Lopez Jennifer out on the town showing her usual cleavage.
    Mariah Carey In a swimsuit from CD:UK, by Bobdfish.
    Ana Belén Another great find by UC99. Here is the Spanish pop singer and actress in topless 'caps from "La Pasión turca" ("Turkish Passion")
    Josie Maran
    (1, 2)
    In the Scoopy Jr. book...Josie is one of the babes that ranks pretty close to perfect! Both of these are topless scans from Max.
    Maria Ford
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Jacqueline Lovell

    Monique Parent

    Tuna brought the movie "The Key to Sex" to our attention a couple of days ago. Basically it's a high quality softcore porno. I for one was particularly surprised because it doesn't look like a typical skinemax skin flick. Instead of the usual really fake, simulated sex; the sex scenes look real enough that I would not be surprised if a hardcore version exists somewhere!

    If you have a look at the Maria Ford links #2, #3, and especially #7, I think you'll see what I'm talking about.

    I'm not sure if Tuna 'capped this or not, but for the bondage and S&M fans...Jacqueline Lovell is decked out in a pretty unusual dominatrix outfit.

    Jenny Agutter
    (1, 2, 3)
    Vidcaps of the British actress from 2 movies...#1 features topless images and a shower scene from "An American Werewolf in London". #2 and #3 are more topless 'caps by Watty from 1978's "China 9, Liberty 37".
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    (1, 2)
    Here are some excellent 'new to me' collages by Akira of JLH from her new show "Time of your life". As we can always expect from Jen, plenty of skin tight tops busting with cleavage. Plus...#1 has a very sexy image of Jen slipping off her dress, and #2 has her in a bra. No real exposure of course, but it does make you want to see more!
    Katja Woywood
    (1, 2)
    A little something for the Euro audience. Vidcaps from "Verführt - Eine gefährliche Affäre".
    The Funnies
    You know how they say that people and their dogs often look alike? Well a dog food company held a contest asking for pictures to prove the theory.

  • Here are some of the "winners". (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • A funny cigar story
    An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever.
    Someone out there either has far too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Scroll to the end. Wait till you see the last one!

    When you rearrange the letters:
    Dirty Room

    When you rearrange the letters:
    Evil's Agent

    When you rearrange the letters:
    A Rope Ends It

    The Morse Code
    When you rearrange the letters:
    Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines
    When you rearrange the letters:
    Cash Lost in 'em

    When you rearrange the letters:
    Is No Amity

    When you rearrange the letters:
    Woman Hitler

    Snooze Alarms
    When you rearrange the letters:
    Alas! No More Z's

    A Decimal Point
    When you rearrange the letters:
    I'm a Dot in Place

    The Earthquakes
    When you rearrange the letters:
    That Queer Shake

    Eleven plus two
    When you rearrange the letters:
    Twelve plus one

    And for the grand finale:

    When you rearrange the letters:

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