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"Daniella by Night" (1962)

Daniella by Night (1962), aka Zarte Haut in schwarzer Seide, stars Elke Sommer as a German fashion model who goes to Rome to replace a model who was murdered, and gets involved with her boss and a secret information smuggling caper. The film is B & W and in terrible shape, but does feature a nude Sommer on stage, when she is strip-searched, but the club makes it seem like part of the show. A group of strippers are also shown topless.

Good old Apollo chimes in with a 53 in the only on-line review. This is the last European appearance from Elke before she came to the US. The story is lame and dated, and the DVD quality worse than most VHS tapes. The sub-titles can't be turned off, and are not very accurate. D-.

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    "South of Heaven, West of Hell" (2000)

    Dwight Yoakam is purportedly a huge country star, and is an accomplished performer in the music field. Unfortunately, he directed this 139 minute Western epic, which takes place in the Tucson territory in the early 1900's. The film had huge fan support even before the screenplay was finished, and you can see each cast member announcement on the unofficial site. There is also an official site loaded with glitz and flash. It is the story of Valentine Casey (Yoakam) as a former Cuban war hero who was raised by an outlaw family, but came back from the War (and death) to become a marshal. Naturally, his old "family" robs his town, and he must spend 139 minutes exacting revenge, with isn't easy considering that nobody hits more than 1 in 10 things they shoot at.

    As to exposure, we see maybe a nipple peak from Natalie Canerday. daughter of the family, who has a crush on Yoakam, and extended breasts and buns from Marta Santamaria, as a Mexican prostitute. Note that this ID was by process of elimination, but I am 99% sure. Proponents praise the gritty realism, but I can't imagine three people in old Tucson who died and came back to life, all suffering from olfactory amnesia, much less having all three end up in the same dining room. I also wonder about Yoacham's sidekick who wore a dress because a dress saved him from Indians when he was younger.

    IMDB readers say 2.9/10, which might be a little harsh. No major critics have as yet spoken. The DVD is full of extras, but the transfer is grainy and dark. D+

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  • Natalie Canerday (1, 2, 3)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    A Better Place (1997) is a very serious film (which can accurately be called a tragedy), despite having come from View Askew productions, Kevin Smith's production company that normally produces intelligent but wacky films with Jay and Silent Bob. I don't like many micro-brewery films, and this one was produced for a micro-mini $40,000, but....

    Notwithstanding some obviously amateurish elements, it's a helluva powerful film with a great script. The writer/director/editor is Kevin Smith's colleague, Vincent Pereira. 

    No nudity.

     


    Never 2 Big is a film with a nearly 100% black cast. It seems to me that it was an attempt to create a starring vehicle for the handsome soap opera hunk, Shemar Moore, but it's one of those movies where you don't need to be the Amazing Fucking Kreskin to foresee what will happen. 

    Despite the lurid, unimaginative story about the music business and the predictable murder mystery, it does feature some of the most charismatic black actors in the biz. Tony Todd (Candyman) is completely creepy as a hit man, former Ghostbuster Ernie Hudson plays some kind of a cross between Barry White and Don King (if you can imagine such a thing), and Nia Long provides some fully-dressed eye candy. 

    Marky Mark's brother, Donny Don Wahlberg plays the token evil white guy. The only nudity comes from some bimbonic white chick who is only briefly seen in focus. Most of the time she's out of focus in the background while somebody else talks.

     


    Out-Of-Sync (1995) is a noir crime and passion story produced by Black Entertainment Television, which stars LL Cool J, and  features a reunion of WKRP DJ's Venus Flytrap and Dr Johnny Fever as two cops, the latter also subbing as the token evil white guy. Actually, this movie had two white guys, both of them evil. Not a great movie, but watchable. Comparable to a good episode of a TV crime show. It was directed by Debbie Allen, best known from the cast of Fame, and was produced by Tim Reid, who is best known as the aforementioned Venus Flytrap.

    Spaz
    "Ladies of the Lotus" (1986) is a very early sexplotiation flick by Lloyd Simandl about white slavery in the international modeling industry. Much nudity by a no-name cast and tons of lingerie shots by the female extras.

    The Nudity:

  • Darcia Carnie:
    1) topless in a love scene
    2) topless in lesbo scene.

  • Lisanne Burk: sexy camisole, skimpy t-shirt and shorts as kidnapped model #3.

  • April Alkins: showing all three B's as kidnapped model #2

  • Nikki Murdock Marloe:
    1) topless in bed
    2) topless in lesbian love scene.

  • Marney McGiver: showing all three B's as kidnapped model #1

  • Hot lesbo lovin': April and Nikki topless in bed and doing what comes naturally, drinking wine.

  • Scorpion's Skinemax
    Nikki Fritz
    (1, 2)

    Showing off the robo-hooters and a bit of bush from "The Pleasure Zone" in link #1.

    Link #2 has Nikki in B&W and breasts only, in 'caps from "Intimate Sessions".

    Devin DeMoore Very nice sighting of all 3 B's in scenes from an episode of the late night cable series, "The Pleasure Zone".

    Jennifer Ciesar Breasts, bum and phony-sex from "Red Shoe Diaries".

    Regina Russell Mostly topless only from "The Pleasure Zone". There is also a little bum, and a far off view of a sex scene, but nothing to change the channel for.

    and ...
    Jessica Alba Outstanding cleavage! Jessica looking spectacular at the Golden Globes.

    Cheryl Ladd These 'caps are very worthy of attention. For the older dudes, Cheryl is babe we've known and loved for years. For the youngsters...pay attention! Women don't have to be 18, full of plastic, have a video on MTV, and/or have their own show on FOX to be considered hot. In these 'caps from the TV movie "Vows of Deception" (1996), Cheryl was 45 years old and looked absolutely gorgeous in lingerie! Thanks to Life32 for the 'caps.

    Jennifer Jason Leigh

    Phoebe Cates


    Wow..."Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is almost 20 years old! Here are two great moments in topless cinema history by Scanman.

    Annalise Braakensiek
    (1, 2, 3)

    The Aussie model topless in #1 and almost full frontal in #2 and #3.

    Susie Porter
    (1, 2, 3)

    Scenes from the Aussie movie "Better than Sex" (2000). #1 and #2 feature breasts and bush (about 65% full frontal). #3 is topless only. Susie's next big screen role will be in one of the worst titled movies ever..."Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones" (2002).

    George, seriously...if you have to use the word "clones" in the title, couldn't you at least be true to the Star Wars legacy and call it "The Clone Wars". Referring to the history you created and had characters mention in the original (and still the best) Star Wars film?

    Before I get too geeked out and talk about the single most important movie in my lifetime, let me just say this... Mr. Lucas, as a fan literally raised on your films, I humbly ask you to please stop making crap for your kids and honor us, the millions of fans that love your previous work, made your career, and gave you all of those billions of dollars you stash on your ranch.

    Let's just hope and pray that Lucas is using this name as something temporary to throw off the scent until the real name of the movie is released. By the way, if Jar Jar is in this movie and not killed, I will boycott the film.

    American Pie babes
    (Before, After)

    Here are Mena Suvari, Tara Reid, and Shannon Elizabeth wearing swimwear on the cover of Rolling Stone. The before is the original cover, the after has all of the annoying text removed. A great job by Sisyphus.

    Mareva Galanter

    Petra Vieten

    Euro TV 'caps by UC99.
    Mareva Galanter is the former Miss France (1999), and is seen here showing some great cleavage

    Petra Vieten appears topless in an episode of "Electric Blue".

    Lara Flynn Boyle
    (1, 2, 3)

    From Schmutzfink, Lara showing partial if not full breast exposure in three films.
  • Partial goodies in "Since You've Been Gone" (1998)
  • Partial goodies in "Body of a Woman" aka "The Big Squeeze" (1996)
  • Very clear breast exposure in "Afterglow" (1997)

  • Cynthia Nixon Breast exposure in a love scene from "Sex and the City". Thanks to Elliffen Graphix.

    Ahmo Hight The pint sized swimsuit model and late night babe in lingerie, topless and being groped in scenes from "Insatiable Wives" aka "Animal Attraction".

    The Funnies
  • From my good friend, Dr. Zorch. For all of you who enjoy Asian cuisine, I think we have a new favorite restaurant.

  • Celeb News
    Scoop,

    From the IMDB. Once again, Pam answers questions that nobody asked. We do learn that she likes anal sex, which explains why she's so attracted to assholes.

    Pat Reeder, The Comedy Wire

  • Pamela Anderson Reveals Sex Secrets
    Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson revealed her most sensational sex secrets in a sizzling hot TV special. On the stunning Playboy television show, pouting Pam admits that she'd love to have sex in public, loves anal sex, had a three-in-a- bed-romp, collects vibrators and adores porn movies. Saturday night, the gorgeous actress revealed, "My wildest sexual dream is to have sex in an elevator."

  • View Mail and Request
    I was on the phone the other night, and the TV was on that UPN show 'Seven Days' (the stupid time travel thing). The story had something to do with some babes camping out near a pipeline that exploded.

    At one point, one of the girls, rather nice with short brown hair, decides to hit a hot spring. We see her start to remove her blouse, then cut to our peeping hero.

    Here's the thing: they cut back to a mid-distance POV of our hero of her walking into the spring...BUCK NAKED. Full dorsal nudity with a clear butt shot and a side breast view. Wasn't even a flash, it lasted for a good 10 seconds. There were then some near misses and possible nipple slips once she's in and our hero starts making noises to scare her or something (had the sound muted...I was on the phone, remember).

    This was an amazing amount of nudity even for an NYPD Blue, nevertheless for some dipshit UPN series. They must figure nobody's watching!

    So, I wanted to alert you to the presence of this, and ask if you'd post one of your requests for it. I'd certainly like a second look, and SOMEONE must watch and tape this crappy show.

    I believe this was Ep. #305, 'Olga's Excellent Vacation'. From some research, I -think- this was series regular Justina Vail, and not a guest star, which may up the ante a little bit for fans of the show.

    Thanks!

    J.J.


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