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Tuna
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"Rosemary's Baby"
Rosemary's Baby (1968) is a highly rated horror film, some say possibly the best ever made. It is currently rated 7.8 of 10 at IMDb, and was critically acclaimed. It was directed by Roman Polanski, and stars Mia Farrow in the title role.
Mia Farrow as Rosemary is half of a young couple who moves into a new apartment in a building with a frightening past. Their older neighbors befriend them, and when her husband starts having good luck with his acting career, they decide to start a family. Rosemary passes out, and wakes up with scratches. Her husband says he got carried away and his fingernails needed clipping. At any rate, she ends up pregnant. We see the rest of the film from Rosemary's standpoint as she begins to suspect her neighbors are witches, and want her baby. This is the type of suspense scare, where we never really do see the evil, but slowly realize what is going on along with Rosemary.
Mia shows partial breasts and buns, and there are also breasts and buns close-ups of her character. The way these are cut, it is likely a double. The film garnered many awards and nominations, including the Oscar for best supporting actress. I have to say that it was effective the first time I saw it, but does not hold up at all for a second viewing. The DVD quality is mediocre, and the special feature interviews weren't especially interesting to me. This is a C+. If you haven't seen it, and like the suspense style of horror, give it a watch.
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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OTHER CRAP:
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Phobos Entertainment's 100 Science Fiction Books You Just Have to Read
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Forbes rates all the Presidents since WW2 from best to worst based on economic performance. Amazingly enough, Jimmy Carter was NOT last. That dishonor went to Poppy Bush.
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John Kerry is ahead by nine points among registered voters in the important swing state of Ohio. With Nader removed from the options, Kerry is ahead 52-42.
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Here are six clips from the long-awaited middle chapter of the Baby Geniuses trilogy
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Here's the trailer and eight clips for Mean Creek. "Set in a small Oregon town where secrets are hard to keep and lies even harder, "Mean Creek" flows with a simple elegance of truth and consequences as it follows a crisis in the lives of its teen characters, keenly directed by first-timer Jacob Aaron Estes. The journey within begins as a plot for playful payback on a local troublemaker; the journey onscreen begins with a river, as a ragtag group of troubled-and-not teenagers set out on a boat trip to celebrate the birthday of their youngest member. As a sort of boyish Heart of Darkness trip develops, cracks in the crew form when some of the teens have second thoughts about what they are about to do."
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Here is the trailer for National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Film summary included at the linked site)
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Five new clips from Nicotina.
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Here's the trailer for I Am David. "An extraordinary family adventure, I Am David follows a twelve year-old boy as he boldly escapes from an East European prison camp and makes an incredible personal journey to freedom. Fleeing with only a compass, half a loaf of bread and a sealed, secret letter he must carry across the continent, David cannot foresee the dramatic odyssey that awaits him. From stowing away on a ship bound for Italy, to facing his fears of the dangerous outside world, to the unexpected revelation of his true identity, David discovers for the first time the real meaning of courage, trust, laughter and hope."
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At last, the trailer you've been waiting for. No, not the new Star Wars flick. I mean, of course, Benji Off the Leash
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The Daily Show looks at whether the slogan "Don't Mess With Texas" is in the public domain.
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Bush speaks of "the Soviet dinar" in a speech. How does the man do it day in and day out without fail? He is the Cal Ripken of verbal gaffes.
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Nike recalls shoes because they might cause choking.> Geez, if Greg Norman had been with Reebok, he'd have ten majors by now.
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MSNBC - Britney%92s bluntness shocks interviewer: "A reporter asked Britney Spears what was the last thing she'd put in her mouth. Spears reportedly replied that it was a sex toy. I've been away from it too long. I didn't know those were for oral sex.
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Weird anti-Tourette's disease forces rappers to talk clean. (I'll bet you can guess the source!)
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Beyonce's Head = Big Booty. L'Oreal deal nets diva millions for ten days work
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JoBlo's most-anticipated films of 2005.
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Oscar-nominated Samantha Morton is in talks to play Diane Arbus in Fur, a biopic about the disturbing and disturbed photographer
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Famed film composer Elmer Bernstein dies: "Elmer Bernstein, the versatile, Oscar-winning composer who scored such movie classics as "The Ten Commandments," "The Magnificent Seven," "To Kill a Mockingbird," "The Great Escape" and "True Grit," died Wednesday. He was 82."
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No Box Is Too Small For KY Jelly
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Borowitz: "INDIAN CHIEF" from the VILLAGE PEOPLE ADMITS HE IS GOVERNOR OF IDAHO
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Jessica Simpson says she can't wait for "Newlyweds" to finish - so she can run round the house naked.
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The changing room lines were too long - so Paris Hilton remopved her shirt in the sales area!
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Sci-Fi monster super death cage match
We've had ‘Freddy vs. Jason,’ ‘Alien vs. Predator,’ so what's next?
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Espn's 25 biggest sports chokes of the ESPN era.
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Japan holds its own Olympics -in the buff
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MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Shiloh
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Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
picture. When
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
altogether.
Kama Sutra,
Part 2
Not a great movie, but
a pretty one. And a pretty sexy one as well. Yesterday:
Indira Varma. Today: Sarita Choudhury
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
Shiloh says:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
Scoop says:
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
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Crimson Ghost
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NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
First up from the Ghost today...'caps and clips of Linnea Quigley and Michelle Bauer in scenes from "Assault of the Party Nerds 2: The Heavy Petting Detective" (1995).
- Linnea Quigley, topless and a adding a little humor to her love scene.
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- Michelle Bauer...topless as usual.
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Next up...A couple of vids from the Mickey Rourke movie "Year of the Dragon" (1985).
- Ariane Koizumi baring all 3 B's (zipped .wmvs)
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Scorpion's Skinemax
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First up, from the direct-to-vid flick "Boa vs. Python" (2004). Call me "old schoo" if you must, but I miss the good old days when mega-lo budget evil monster movies used bad make-up and creature effects instead of lame CG. But moving on to what really matters....former Heffer (July '96) Angel Boris looks great nekkid and shows off breasts and bum (plus I think I see a hint of pubes too).
"Son of the Beach" babe Jaime Bergman (former Heffer-January '99 and she was also the 45th Anniversary Heffer) stars as the hero and shows a little bikini cleavage.
The Sci-Fi channel runs this one from time to time, but of course without the nudity.
Next up...the soft core flick "Model Lust" (2003). This is one of the many recent Skinemax flicks that features several ladies normally seen in movies found in the back room of the local Video Shanty.
- Hardcore babe Diana Espen aka April Flowers baring all 3 B's.
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- Holly Hollywood aka Stacey Leigh Mobley...another triple B performance from a XXX star slumming it on late night cable.
- Juliana Kinkaid, another adult actress giving up all the goodies.
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- Mary Carey, the porn star and former California Gubernatorial candidate going full frontal and showing off her natural big'uns.
- Susan Hale...breasts and bush in #1, all 3 B's in #2.
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- Diana Espen, Holly Hollywood and Mary Carey all 3 show some skin (some more than others) while doing a 3 way lebso thing.
- Holly Hollywood and Mary Carey, plenty of B's in another lesbo scene.
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Variety
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Jennifer Garner |
The "Daredevil" babe showing some serious pokies in scenes from an episode of "Alias". Garner returns to the big screen next year in "Elektra" (2005).
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Christina Ricci |
Ricci topless and showing a hint of pubes in these excellent 'caps from "Prozac Nation".
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Juliette Alexander |
Doing a little topless dancing in scenes from "My Best Friend's Wife" (2001). 'Caps by LC.
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Alexandra Paul |
The former "Baywatch" star going full frontal in scenes from one of her early movies, "8 Million Ways to Die" (1986).
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Ludivine Sagnier |
The young, beautuful and fabulously all natural French babe topless and baring her bum in scenes from "Water Drops On Burning Rocks" (2000). The movie itself is dreafully dull, but Ludivine's scenes are very much worth watching. 'Caps by Dragonscan.
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Señor Skin 'caps of the hot Latina and former heffer (August '94) baring breasts and bum in scenes from "From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money" (1999). About the only thing this movie has in common with the original film is the name. But you can read all about it in the Scoopy.com review.
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Mail Bag
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Subject: Norwegian beauty queen
Scoops,
Here is a link that leads to a site with four clips of Aylar Dianati Lie doing some guy. Aylar is the Norwegian beauty contestant kicked out of the Miss Norway contest for "appearing nude in a commercial venture." Uh huh. She sure appears nude to me.
-The Gimp
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Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
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Pat's comments in yellow...
PARIS HILTON'S CHIHUAHUA RETURNED
Paris' Press Agent Had Her - Paris Hilton's Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, which
often appears with her in public wearing a pink fur coat and designer
doggie sneakers, has been recovered alive. The dog disappeared a week ago,
and Paris put up posters all over West Hollywood, offering a $5,000 reward.
After a ton of media coverage, someone returned Tinkerbell, but it's
unclear where she was or how she managed to get away.
But I think we can all understand WHY she wanted to get away.
Tinkerbell came back alive because we all BELIEVED...
This is West Hollywood: are they SURE this is the right pink fur
coat-wearing Chihuahua?
Oh, and in other news, we're still at war in Iraq.
TRUMP INTRODUCES NEW "TRUMP" GAME
Chairman Of The Bored - Wednesday at Trump Tower in New York, Donald Trump
and Parker Brothers launched an updated version of his old board game
"Trump." Players circle the board, bidding on resorts and office
buildings, paying with $1 million bills with Trump's face. The cards have
business advice from Trump on them, and if you want to stop someone from
bidding against you, you can play a "Trump" card with the magic words,
"You're fired." At the end, the player with the most money wins.
So it's like the game of Life.
The most money and the youngest trophy wife.
For Trump, the object is to get a Monopoly on publicity.
Instead of a dog, a top hat and a race car, the game pieces are little
bikini models.
From Trump, you learn that finance is like men's gymnastics: you can
fall on your butt and still end up with the gold.
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