The official plot summary: "In the summer of 1935, 13-year-old Briony Tallis observes a flirtation between a servant's son, Robbie, and her older sister, Cecilia, that she childishly misconstrues. Briony's misunderstanding leads to a terrible crime whose consequences follow them through World War II."

Personally I don't know jack about this film except that Keira Knightley gets soaked while wearing a flimsy outfit with no underwear, which means I'll watch it whether it is another Casablanca or another Creeping Terror.

(Not my collage. Just felt that it belonged on the top of the page.)






* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








The Night of the Sorcerers


The Night of the Sorcerers (1973), originally La Noche de los brujos, is a horror offering from Amando de Ossorio. The film declares its intentions from the opening frame in a sequence before the opening credits. A white woman is captured in the jungle and tied standing up by the arms and ankles, then her clothing is removed via a bullwhip. Once she's naked, they place her on a sacrificial altar, and cut her head off. It rolls into a shelf of sorts, and then pops up alive, but with vampire fangs.

Eventually, we learn that this particular form of sacrifice creates jaguar women, who are sort of vampire zombie priestesses. No soon has the woman lost her head, then her companions, great white hunters, arrive and shoot all of the native priestesses. Cut to the present day, and a new group comes to the jungle to study why there are no elephants in the area. Naturally, they choose to camp near the sacred ground where the zombies arise and sacrifice new victims. The group therefore consists of two men and three future vampire zombie priestesses.

The opening scene certainly got all of my attention, and there was more of the same throughout the film. This film has long been available in many versions, most of them heavily cut. It is finally being released on 8/21/07 in an uncut and uncensored version. That makes it a long-lost cult item now found, which will cause some rejoicing, but only among a tiny audience. The genre is 70s Eurosleaze, and this certainly meets or exceeds all genre expectations.

The DVD offers a choice of Spanish with English subtitles, or badly dubbed English.

IMDb readers say 4.1 with only 38 votes.

C+: top-notch specialty material



We have breasts and buns from Barbara Rey, Loli Tovar and Kali Hansa. We also have breasts National Geographic style from the native women.


Barbara Rey


Loli Tovar


Kali Hansa









The Collector

This one is a real trip down memory lane as the Time Machine traveled back to 1965 for "The Collector," the story of a timid bank clerk who collects butterflies and then decides to kidnap a young college student to add to his collection, hoping that she will learn to love him.

William Wyler directed and Terence Stamp and Samantha Eggar were phenomenal in their roles. If you have never seen this one, you should, because it has stood up well to the test of time.

Samantha did not get naked, but she was a very provocative and alluring victim. Her "Babe in Bondage" scene in the bathroom is never to be forgotten.






Notes and collages

Blade Runner - Part 2 of 2

Now this is an excellent film, arguably the best science fiction movie ever made. Rent this film. Buy this film. It's a modern classic.

Joanna Cassidy plays Zhora: one of four artificial humans who broke the law by coming to Earth and scheduled for execution for that crime.

Bonus: Daryl Hannah plays another of the "replicants"



Hello Scoopy and Rokwatch,

Blade Runner HD-DVD, Blu-ray and standard DVD sets are to be released before the end of this year. I say sets because each format will be released in multiple versions, those versions are: two-disc, four-disc, five-disc and five-disc Ultimate Collector's Edition.

So that I do not make any mistakes, errors or misquotes, and so you do not have to rely on second hand information from me, check these links/sites for the details:

long time member,







Latin Dragon

Cheap action movie that marks the acting debut of Latin Martial Arts star Fabian Carrillo.

He probably shouldn't expect anything from this line of work.

They got Gary Busey and Lorenzo Lamas to play the bad guys, and they are the best things about the movie, so you can imagine how bad it is.

Actually the best thing in the movie is the T&A, but you don't have to watch the movie to see that, since it follows right here:


Heidi Thomas


Ileana Fisher


Alejandra Gutierrez









Sexo Con Amor


Sexo con amor (2003): Un grupo de padres y profesores discuten el modo en que desean que el colegio enfrente la educación sexual de sus hijos. Aunque para muchos de ellos el sexo no es un tema resuelto. "Sexo con amor" es la historia de tres de estas parejas y de cómo el instinto erótico y sus emociones pueden más que sus razones. Estar en cuarto de primaria significa hacer muchas preguntas, y la maestra Luisa se reune con los padres de familia y apoderados para discutir la forma en que abordarán la educación sexual de los chicos. Sin embargo, la vida sexual de Luisa y de algunos de los padres está llena de sorpresas: Luisa vive en estos momentos un desenfrenado romance con Jorge, uno de los apoderados. Emilio y Macarena, padres de uno de los alumnos, están pasando por un difícil momento en cuanto a sus relaciones sexuales. Macarena está con un terrible bloqueo psicológico, y no puede ser penetrada por Emilio, que a su vez está terriblemente frustrado. Álvaro, otro de los apoderados, vive en un estado permanente de promiscuidad. Tiene varias amantes, pero sufre un estado obsesivo respecto al sexo. Sin embargo, es un excelente marido, muy amante de su mujer que está pronta a dar a luz a su segundo hijo.


A group of parents and educators discusses the proper way for a school to handle sexual education. The film looks at three couples and how their reason is subjected to erotic instincts and raw emotions. The sexual life of teacher Luisa and some of the parents is full of surprises

  • Luisa at the moment is engaged in a wild, lusty romance with Jorge.
  • Emilio and Macarena, the parents of one of the students, are going through a difficult period in their sexual relations. Macarena has a psychological block which prevents her from being penetrated by Emilio, who is terribly frustrated.
  • Meanwhile, Alvaro lives in a permanent state of promiscuity. He has several lovers, and is obsessed with sex, but is nevertheless an excellent husband, very caring toward his wife who is soon to bear their second son.



Berta Lasala



Carolina Oliva


Catalina Guerra


Javiera Diaz de Valdes


Maria Izquierdo


Sigrid Alegria







Johnny Moronic is back with a load of new film clips and collages.

First Lydia Leonard in True True Lie. (Here's the film clip.)

Then Gabrielle Anwar in 9 Tenths. (Film clip)

Finally Catalina Sandino Moreno in The Hottest State

Vijessna Ferkic in Ohne Einander

Angel Boris and Holly Fields in The Still Life. Film clips here, samples to the right.

Caitlin Cauchy in Acts of Death. Film clip here, samples to the right.

As Chris Berman might call her, Kyrie "Eleison" Maezumi in The Still Life. Film clip here, samples to the right.

A film clip of Joana Preiss in Dans Paris. See collages in Charlie's section.
Four collages of Muriel Baumeister in Die Frau die einen Moerder liebte

Kimberly Stewart shows up in Malibu in a skimpy bikini bottom