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"Phat Beach" (1996)

Phat Beach (1996) is a male buddy beach movie with a minor twist -- the cast is primarily black. Most reviewers compare it to the great flood, the crucifixion of Christ, and running out of toilette paper. Frankly, it is not special enough to be that bad. Two buddies, one a fat virgin and the other a ladies man, take the fat kid's daddy's Mercedes and head for Venice, where they try to get laid. It is not really necessary to the script that they are black. It is simply a mediocre tittie flick. Maltin wasn't fooled, and awarded 2 stars, with is about right. Berardinelli seems to have lost his dinner several times watching it, and IMDB readers say say 2.6/10, which is ridiculous. It is not special enough to be that low.

There is brief exposure from several women; Claudia Kaleem, Nicole Amaral, Tanya Reid, Tamara Nicole Bennett, Glenice Brathwait, Devin De Ray, Panthere, and an unknown volleyball player.

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  • Claudia Kaleem (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Devin De Ray (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Glenise Brathwaite (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Nikole Amaral (1, 2, 3)
  • Panthere (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Tamara Nicole Bennett (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Tanya Reid (1, 2, 3)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "Link" (1986)

    Link (1986) is half horror and half thriller. Student Elizabeth Shue takes a job as research assistant with a anthropology professor who works out of his remotely located home with chimps. Before long, she finds herself cut off from everyone, and alone with the chimps. The highlight of this film was the animal work, which was top-notch, but the film never really built any suspense or terror. Elizabeth is shown nude from the back waist up, with a hint of boob, and her double, Jayne Grosvenor, is shown full length in a bath scene.

    IMDB readers say 4.8/10, Maltin says BOMB, and Tuna agrees with Maltin. D+.

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  • Elizabeth Shue (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Jayne Grosvenor

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Wicker Man is one of the most eccentric films ever made. It's a suspense/horror/mystery/musical. Imagine if Hair had been re-shot by Hitchcock with a murder/suspense overlay, and that will give you the general idea. Then add anti-Christian barbs, pagan rites, and a gruesome horror film ending, and you getting are pretty close. I suppose I wrote more about this film than I've ever written about any previous one. Fascinating story. Of course, it's more Tuna's kind of movie. See his caps in the August 17th edition

    My point is that you probably want to see it and read about it whether you like it or not. It is a one-of-a-kind experience. I am very glad I saw it, and have been watching the DVD, talking about the movie, and reading about the movie almost all day.

    • Britt Ekland (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Britt Ekland's body double. Britt did not provide the buns for this film. The director shot a stunt butt. They also dubbed first Britt's singing, then her spoken lines, so that you never hear her real voice at any time in the film!!!! You do get to look at her pretty face and breasts, however. (1, 2)

    • Ingrid Pitt, Hammer films regular

    Charlie's (French cinema nudity) site is updated 

    Graphic Response
  • Jennifer Jason Leigh, wearing nothin' but panties in one of her best nudes scenes. Vidcaps from "Miami Blues" (1990).

  • Leslie-Anne Down, brief breast and bum exposure in scenes from "The Betsy".

  • Kathleen Beller, full frontal nudity in the best scene from "The Betsy" (1978).

  • Maruschka Detmers topless and bare bummed in "The Vengeance of the Winged Serpent" (1984).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

  • Brainscan
    First a few congrats...

    Se7en, you da man. A first-rate, bang-up job on the holiest of grails. Mariwin Roberts in Pet of the Year. We owe you, big time.

    To Hugo, congrats on the milestone. I have every one of your caps and scans on the ol' hard drive and would trade all of mine for one of yours.

    Now on to my today's goodies....

    Fashion models du jour, Josie Maran and Agatha Relota. Josie is wordless but eloquent reply to this month's cover of Stuff. J Lo, sexiest woman in the galaxy? Sheee-it, she doesn't make fist cut in North America so long as Josie's around. Agatha is whole 'nuther story since she forgot to eat sometime around 1997 and never again picked up the habit.

  • Josie Maran (1, 2)
  • Agatha Relota

    Pet du jour: Stephanie Adams. Had a brief career in porn after her photo session for Penthouse. True story: I was given the task of finding a couple of porno movies for a friend's bachelor party. Didn't have a clue how to choose so I picked up a couple of tapes with this drop-dead gorgeous babe on the cover. Bad idea. It was Stephanie Adams in the least erotic films made since Ice Station Zebra. Stephanie did not look so much bored as pissed off that she had to hump the mutant life forms that pass as male pornstars. I mean seriously pissed. Real erotic, cuz' that's what we look for in bed partners, eh guys, someone who can't stand the sight of us.

  • Stephanie Adams (1, 2, 3)

    Vidcaps du jour: Cheryl Baker in two movies. One is a collage of Tuna caps from Die Hard. This is a tribute to the digital revolution because you cannot see a thing in real-time analog viewing of the scene. The other is a collage of my own from The Sex and Family Violence Hour, which gives us a better view of Cheryl's goodies.

  • Cheryl Baker (1, 2)

    International babe of the day is page 3 honey, Frances Voy. This woman had a spectacular body and an angelic face. Every time a Mayfair or some other Brit skin mag comes into the shop from the mid-80's I rifle through it immediately hoping to find one more set of Frances photos.

  • Frances Voy (1, 2, 3)

    And the last thing is something I picked off the web, a collage of Gwen Stefani caps. Not sure of the source.

  • Gwen Stefani

  • Spaz
    Rosalind Bennett Boobs, major butt and distant gyno-cam view in the UK movie "An Evil Streak" (1999).

    Judy Davis Boobs and bush as a whacko mother in "On My Own" (1992).

    Kirsten Bishop Flashing a breast in "Champagne For Two" (1987).

    Thea Gill & Michelle Clunie Getting it on in as the lesbian couple the US tv series "Queer as Folk". Thea is the blonde, Michelle the brunette.

    Babz Chula

    Marya Delver

    Nancy Sivak

    "Dirty" (1998) is a raunchy sex-comedy about a pot growing woman played by 52 year-old Babz Chula (aka Babs Chula) who engages in kinky sex with a lumberjack.

    The nudity:
    1)Babz Chula: butt and boobs, nude while getting sawed in half from behind.
    2)Nancy Sivak: topless in bathtub
    3)Marya Delver: loses her pants and lumberjack tries to help her find it. Not nude but sexy.

    Carole Laure
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    "La Mort d'un bûcheron" (1973) (aka The Death of a Lumberjack) is a French-Canadian film starring Carole Laure about a poor girl who comes to Montreal and is forced to be a topless Country & Western singer. Language is in French with no subtitles but despite this it still has a more compressible music premise than "Spice World".

    Carole Laure pics:
    (1) topless as singer
    (2) full frontal during nude modeling session
    (3) nude during dance in dark, great butt shots.

    Audrey Tautou and Vahina Giocante
    (1, 2)

    Excellent full frontal, rear and topless nudity in scenes from "Le Libertin" (2000).

    Emma de Caunes The lovely French actress showing all three B's in "Princesses" (2000).

    Françoise Lépine Full frontal nudity, and and interesting sex scene from "Le Libertin".

    Irène Jacob Topless and great thong views from "Spy Games".

    The Night
    Amy Sloan
    (1, 2, 3)

    Janet Kidder
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    Both ladies each doing a steamy sex scene from the movie "Xchange". Both show breasts, and Amy also lets us see a hint of the other two B's.

    Pascale Bussieres
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Also from "Xchange". No hot n' heavy sex scenes here, just extreme close-ups of the her upper body.

    Camilla Overbye Roos
    (1, 2)

    The Danish actress looks great topless in these 'caps from "The Contract" (1999).

    Michelle Von Flotow
    (1, 2)

    Showing off her horrible implants in the Skinemax flick, "Dark Passion" (1999).

    and ...
    Gisele Bundchen Gisele shows her nipples!

    Without a doubt, this scan of Gisele on the cover of a Euro GQ by Jedilein is my choice for Pic of the Day!

    Toni Collette Some rare full frontal nudity by the Aussie actress in scenes from "Lilian's Story" (1995).

    Lauren Hutton An excellent follow up to ICMS' post from a few days is another look at Lauren's full frontal nude scene in the movie "Permette? Rocco Papaleo" (1971). Thanks to Swain for the 'caps!

    Xenia Seeberg Xenia nude on "Lexx". Fortunately for us, it looks like the boys at the Sci-Fi channel were asleep at the censorship wheel. The bum stuff they can get away with on basic cable, that's no biggie...but they definitely missed a nipple sighting! Start with the second frame from the right in the fourth row down, then let your eyes wonder from there. A great find by Venom Soup.

    The Funnies by Uncle Scoopy
  • Top 15 suggested names for 7-Eleven wine

    15. Box O' Grapes
    14. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
    13. White Trashfindel
    12. Big Red Gulp
    11. Grape Expectations
    10. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
    9. NASCARbernet
    8. Chef Boyardeaux
    7. Peanut Noir
    6. Blue Light Special Nun
    5. Chateau des Moines
    4. Martha Stewart's Sour Grapes
    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
    2. World Championship Wriesling

    1. Nasti Spumanti

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