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NOTE TO ALL:Scoopy Jr writes the bulk of the commentary these days, while Uncle Scoopy continues to add his two cents, and manage the in-house material from the team (primarily Stone Cold, Johnny Web, and Tuna). Contact junior by writing junior@scoopy.com. Contact Scoopy by writing scoop@scoopy.net.

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What's up with the Fun House?
Many of you will notice there are some major changes taking place at scoopy.net. Well, here is the 4-1-1.

The site is now operating under very strict guidelines imposed by external circumstances. As a result, only the daily edition of Uncle Scoopy's Fun House will be available for viewing so that we can be sure of 100% control of the content.

Many portions of the site may or may not return. Unfortunately at this time we cannot say when or if they will. For now, we are reviewing the other portions and carefully evaluating every alternative.

In addition, the Fun House will be more focused on movies than ever before. As a side effect, we will have reject certain types of material. Please note that this is nothing personal. We have been long time supporters and admirers of all of our contributing imaging artists. Unfortunately, from this point on, we will not be able to post images from some of you.

Some of you may feel that you paid for a lot and are getting only a little. We understand perfectly. If you think it's all a big gyp, then please cancel your subscription. We will handle it as we can. (Remember, we're swamped with things to do.)

In the meantime, Scoop and I will continue to try to amuse and entertain you every day, as we have for the past 4 years or so. We will continue to review movies, post our thoughts, make fun of important political leaders, create new vidcaps for you, and do our best to be entertaining. We have enjoyed having all of you along for the ride, and we just want you to know that the fun isn't over yet!

Tuna
D'oh!

The actress I identified as Karen Black (based on an on-line review) in Nashville is actually Gwen Welles. The Internet is truly full of information, but not all of it is correct. I have had numerous messages pointing out the mistake, and identifying her as various other actresses. People aren't sure who she is, but everyone agrees that it is not Karen Black. I am fairly confident that Gwen Welles is correct. I have included replacement images, and two of Shelly Duvall in transparent undies.

  • Gwen Welles (1, 2, 3)
  • Shelly Duvall (1, 2)

    "The Key To Sex"

    The Key To Sex is a soft-core porn film that doesn't try to be anything else. Partly because of that, it does it very well. The plot, which basically explains why all of the characters are there, involves an agency that has something to do with selling scripts. The hero is an assistant who has dreams of becoming a successful screen writer. The partners in the agency are not the most moral of folks. Rather than have a complex plot, they chose to use the short intervals between the sex to develop the characters, and show their motivations. This resulted in sex scenes that seemed to fit the story.

    Not only that, but the sex scenes not only had heat, but they had pace and variety. Most pornos and soft-cores bore me 20 seconds into each sex scene. These held my interest. If you want to see lovely flesh doing exciting things, this is a good choice.

  • Ford Marconi Thumbnails #1
  • Ford Marconi Thumbnails #2

  • Ford Marconi (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33)

  • Jacqueline Lovell Thumbnails #1
  • Jacqueline Lovell Thumbnails #2

  • Jacqueline Lovell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34)

  • Jeannie Millar Thumbnails

  • Jeannie Millar (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21)

  • Maria Ford Thumbnails
  • Maria Ford Thumbnails #2

  • Maria Ford (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34)

  • Monique Parent Thumbnails
  • Monique Parent Thumbnails #2

  • Monique Parent (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27)
  • TomCat
    More scab work from Jr....

  • Pamela Gidley in 'caps from "Liebesrausch" (1, 2)
  • Valérie Leboutte from "Louise et les marchés" (1, 2)
  • These are either 'caps of Line Renaud or Thierry Neuvic. TomCat wasn't positive. His best guess is Line Renaud. (1, 2)
  • Suzy Amis in "Ballad"
  • Oz
    Lori Lively
    (1, 2)

    Audie England

    Keira De Anda

    Comments by Oz:
    "Free Enterprise"
    There were some caps from this movie of Lori Lively and Audie England a few months ago. The comment was that they were from deleted scenes put on the DVD. In Australia, the scene was in the movie shown on pay TV. I've re-capped the scenes and added a few to the original submission. Sorry, but Audie is not as good as the original.

    I've added some caps of Keira De Anda. Not much is showing and you might not see much of her again, but she is obviously a party girl.

    Amanda Ryan Comments by Oz:
    In the movie "Britanic", Amanda plays a counter-espionage agent on the ship Britannic during the first world war. She ends up in bed with her quarry. Just a bit of see-through action with these caps.
    Julie Andrews
    (1, 2)
    Comments by Oz:
    In Duet for One, Julie Andrews shows a bit of topless action, as well as some see-through action. The caps are not the clearest, mainly because the scene was dark and the film is old. Better caps may be possible if it comes out on a high quality DVD.
    Helcrom
    Adrienne Barbeau Once again, my hero Helcrom turns to the classics...here is another look at the newly recovered footage of Adrienne's topless scene from "Swamp Thing"
    Charlotte Gainsbourg Very nice butt shots, plus (in my opinion anyway) a rather unfortunate topless image of the British actress from the movie "The Intruder". I think it's important that not all actresses have massive mammaries, but to have breasts this small is tragic. In fact I'm not even sure you can say she has any breasts. I've seen supermodels that look like Pandora Peaks by comparison!
    Gabriella Hall One of the easier to deal with late night cable actresses. She's bad, but not entirely "blonde bimbo who can barely read their own name on a cue card" bad. Plus she has a nice bod. Here she is gettin' it on: while covered with bodypaint, while in the hot tub, while in a bed (oooh, how kinky), plus going solo in a shower scene from the movie "Summer Temptations 2".
    Taimie Lynn Hannum All kinds of nudity! Including topless, posterior, and frontal 'caps from the erotic series "Nightcap" Episode: "Sexual Competitors".
    Barbara Hershey Now here's a blast from the past....vidcaps from 1972's "Boxcar Bertha"!
    Cheri Lacey More from "Nightcap" Episode: "Sexual Competitors". Similar vantage points as Taimie's 'caps, with the exception of the frontal nudity.
    Schmutzfink
    Laura del Sol
    (1, 2, 3)
    Spanish and Portuguese actresses are the theme de jour. First up, Laura del Sol in three different movies with three different views of exposure. #1 is a big nip slip from "Disamistade"....#2 has headshots and a butt-in-the-shower shot from "Tombés du ciel"....#3 features several topless frames from "Carmen".
    Ariadna Gil
    (1, 2)
    Excellent topless 'caps of Ariadna from two movies. #1 from "Malena" and #2 from "Belle époque".
    Penelope Cruz Nice variety of images, including several topless frames from "Jamón, jamón".
    Ana Padrão Topless images from 1991's "Au Pair".
    Viewer Feedback
    Yesterday I posted a comment stating how I was still hoping that someone in Hollywood would have the huevos to make a sequel to Fair Game. (There have been worse movies made!)
    Anyway...one reader replied with the following plea...

    "I don't know about a sequel to Fair Game, but Cindy Crawford is smart, more famous than almost anyone, still spectacularly beautiful,and very popular with an even greater image since becoming the family queen. Why in the world can't someone put her in a successful movie? Because she can't act? Rene Russo couldn't either, now she can. Do a million takes, do something, get her in a movie and get at least half her clothes off.

    Junior, I think you are in a unique position to do a cyber petition demanding that somebody make a flic to feed starving Cindy fans. Perhaps her fee is so high that the risk is too great if she bombs again. Well then let's send the petition to her, tell her to get real and get a film career started!
    She's already sunk to letting George magazine write about the difference in her politics and her husbands. She is a model, he is a former model now bar owner. Who cares?

    Jr. = take a leadership role!"

    Well, I'm not sure how much weight the name "Scoopy" carries in Hollyweird, but if enough Fun House viewers wanted to get in on the action...It might be kinda fun!

    I can see it know, on official Fun House letter head....
    Dear Ms. Crawford
    The readers of the Fun House have spoken! A a loyal fans of your work, I present to you a petition signed by a whole mess of people who demand that you make more movies. Provided that you get at least half naked with clear, on-screen nudity, and have very few lines of dialog. No body doubles or Computer Generated Imaging, please.

    Best Regards,
    Scoopy Jr.
    www.scoopy.net

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