Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Scoop is taking a mini-vaction, but fear not, he'll be back in full swing soon!

In the meantime...Charlie is back from summer holiday, and he caught up on what he missed! He's put together a tremendous update with 29 new pics, including some of the biggest European stars. Including: Judith GodrÍche, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Maruschka Detmers to name a few.

'Caps and comments by Hankster:

With the price of fuel going way up, today we kept the old Time Machine close to home and only went for a short trip back to 2002 for a look at "Threat of Exposure". A not so good movie, but it does have some decent nudity.

First up is Sean Young as she gives some leg & panty peek, some butt and then some boob.

Sean Young

Then we have Annie Premis auditioning for a stripper's job, boob & butt as she is all over the guy.

Annie Premis

We also see the same B & B (nice) from Brandon Rackley. Sadly this poor girl winds up with a noose around her neck for her efforts.

Brandon Rackley

Crimson Ghost
Today's featured 'Lady of Late Night' is Sky Solari (aka Suzanne Solari). She's not exactly on the Skinemax A-list. In fact she only has a handful of credits under her belt, and they are mostly bit parts in low budget flicks. Although a Fun House favorite did make her list...the Roddy Piper movie "Hell Comes to Frogtown"!

Today's toplessness can be seen on a episode of the Skinemax cable series "Compromising Situations".

Sky Solari

"xXx" star Asia Argento topless, showing some thong views and working the brass pole as a blonde in scenes from "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things". Argento also directed and co-wrote this moviem which to date has only scene limited and film festival releases.

Coming to DVD in October! Here are Danielle Louise Harley and Georgina Chapman both going topless in scenes from the Jet Li movie "Unleashed". I haven't seen this one, but it might be worth checking out if you're into the highly stylized action genre. "Unleashed" was directed by Louis Leterrier, who directed the original, as well as the upcoming sequel to "The Transporter". All 3 of Leterrier's films were written and produced by Luc Besson.

From Lisa Kudrow's not-so-great, made for HBO series "The Comeback" here are Dee Dee Rescher and Malin Akerman both appearing topless. Rescher's nudity can be found in episode 8, Akerman was topless just this past Sunday in episode 10.

From the Showtime series "Barbershop", we have a couple of topless Unknowns.

The paparazzi catch "Desperate Housewives" babe Eva Longoria doing a little sunbathing in a pink bikini.

The Skin-man takes a look at another mega-lo-budget flick from the mind of writer/director Devin Hamilton. Yup, the Devin Hamilton! The same guy that gave us "Bleed" and "Delta Delta Die!".

Here is Natalie Sutherland topless and showing just a hint of rear nudity.

Movie Reviews


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  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Other Crap

Little League: President Bush's Remarks Urging Texas Little League Players to Realize Their Full Potential as Tomorrow's Unquestioning Jesus Commandos - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)

Third Hollywood studio sets sights on 9/11 drama

Family Guy makes fun of Dan Rather

JoBlo presents the 2005 Fox preview

The Utah State Fair, as advertised by Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro (see link for "Napoleon's Sweet Ads")

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time - 2005 Update

Russian cows get new feed: marijuana

New worm strikes down Windows 2000 systems

"What if Google wanted to give free Wi-Fi access to everyone in America?" It not only could, but it may just want to.

Here is the trailer for Carlito's Way: The Rise to Power

Four clips from the ensemble drama, The Chumscrubber

Here's a pretty cool clip from Red Eye ... (thriller opens Friday)

Past Master - the History Channel's Trivia Game

What would you do with 15 million ice cream sticks? ... "A replica Viking ship made of 15 million ice cream sticks is to be launched in Amsterdam on Tuesday by a former Hollywood stuntman who hopes eventually to sail it across the Atlantic. "

IRAQ SEEKS CONSTITUTION ON EBAY ... Bold Shift in Strategy for National Assembly

"Madonna's 47th birthday celebration was marred Tuesday when she suffered several broken bones in a horse riding accident at her country home outside London"

The Tara Reid Drinking Game

The Science of Celebrity Faking enters the moving picture era. Meh - some of them look convincing for a few seconds, but others not at all.

MSIE gains back a point of market share versus Firefox

Did BBC punk Wikipedia in game marketing ploy? (They say no!)

Trailers for 2 for the Money (2005) - a sports gambling movie with Matthew McWhatever and Al Pacino.

The Weekend Warrior's prediction for the upcoming weekend. He thinks that the 40 Year Old Virgin will kick ass.

This week's movies: Valiant - 100% (Animated film with Obi-Wan voicing the lead.)

This week's movies: The 40-Year-Old Virgin - 86% positive reviews. Some of the reviews are VERY positive:
  • "One of the funniest movies ever made."
  • "A howlingly comic revel in bad taste."
  • "When the audience isn't laughing, it's just catching its breath."

This weeks movies: Red Eye - 80% positive reviews

Most of the Darwin Awards are complete bullshit!

Bank Robbers have eyesight problems. Very funny and very naughty ad for an optical center. (Could never run in the USA!)

If Bloggers Had Been Around Throughout History

Latino Review interviews Robert Rodriguez

JoBlo interview with Darren Aronofsky

'Tommy Lee' reality proves unfunny, unreal
  • 'Tommy Lee Goes to College,' a new reality series, premieres tonight

Film Jerk's Early Report for August 14

The Notebook swept the Teen Choice awards. I'm not surprised. I haven't watched it because my mail order vagina was delayed in shipment from, but I have a niece who is 14, and it is her favorite movie.

A British bra manufacturer has revealed that the average woman's breast has grown by a full cup-size in the last 10 years.

"Pierogi With Jesus' Face Sells For $1,775 On eBay"

"The hip hop artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, Puffy and P. Diddy now wants to be just plain Diddy.
  • I was going to change my own name to Andre 3001, but I didn't want to get into a bidding war.

The Daily Show: "If it's August and the world is falling apart, it's time for our president to go on vacation."

The first full trailer for Guy Ritchie's Revolver
  • "Jason Statham is Jake Green, a supreme gambler who easily defeats casino owner Dorothy Macha (Ray Liotta), who's crap at cards but not used to losing. Literally adding insult to financial injury, Jake makes the mistake of rubbing it in, and before you know it, Macha has put a hit out on him."

Late Night with Conan O'Brien - weekly quotables:
  • "The Rolling Stones' new album contains a song that criticizes President Bush. This marks the first time the Rolling Stones have criticized a President since Millard Fillmore."
  • "Rafael Palmeiro is eligible to rejoin the Baltimore Orioles today after serving a 10-day suspension for failing a steroids test. Palmeiro says he spent the time off collecting jars of other men's urine. "
  • "In a radio speech this week, President Bush said, 'I will not be satisfied until every American who wants to work can find a job.' Then Bush went back to his five-week vacation."

A deleted scene from the The Ring Two DVD

marry an ugly millionaire - online dating agency

The International Space Station, as photographed from orbit by the shuttle.

Jennifer Connelly likes to shop online during sex. Well, there goes fifteen years of fantasies.

Various clips and trailers from the controversial 9 Songs. ("The most sexually explicit film in the history of British cinema.")

ARMY OFFERS TO PAY RECRUITS IN GASOLINE ... As Gas Prices Soar, So Will Enlistment, Pentagon Hopes

Osama bin Laden has been discovered living in Tara Reid's knees!!!

Conan looks at minor league mascots

Pat Reeder
Pat's comments in yellow...

But People DON'T Like Paris Hilton! - Poof-Slinky Inc. of Michigan is celebrating the 60th birthday of the Slinky. It still is a big seller, in models ranging from the cheap $2.99 standard version to a $400 sterling silver Slinky. The minimalist toy mostly just walks down stairs via gravity, but parents love it because it's quiet, simple and needs no batteries. Gadget expert Dan Bova of Stuff magazine said, "It's the same reason people like Paris Hilton. People like brainless things that move funny."

  • That's why Paris has that little vibrating Chihuahua.
  • And things that can be both very expensive and very cheap.
  • Only difference: Paris does need batteries.
  • Also like Paris Hilton, Slinky's only talent is looking cool while walking down a staircase.

    Wet No-T-Shirt Contest - There was a protest Sunday at Columbus Circle in New York, but not against the war. Ten topless women demonstrated for their right to go shirtless like men. But one complained that first, it was hot, then it rained, plus they quickly drew a crowd of drooling men who had to be held back by the cops. One woman said, "We're just demonstrating a right."

  • Well, a right and a left.
  • It was uncomfortable, then cold, then it drew unwelcome leers...But there's no reason women shouldn't go topless!
  • Yet another protest where the crowd was demanding to see Bush.

    Bad Vibes - Eva Longoria of "Desperate Housewives" said her bosses at ABC told her to quit telling reporters that she loves vibrators because fans are flooding the studio mailroom with them. Eva said, "People sent them to me by the truckload. Boxes and boxes and boxes. I gave them to all my girlfriends...ABC said, 'Will you please stop saying vibrator?'"

  • "...Say 'money' instead!"
  • This show just generates a lot of buzz.
  • ABC is afraid they might have to change the name of the show to "Satisfied Housewives."

    Tom Fell Behind - In an Odeon Cinema poll of British moviegoers, Jude Law, who showed his butt in "The Talented Mr. Ripley," was voted the movie star with the sexiest bottom. Brad Pitt was second, Scarlett Johansson was the highest-ranked woman at #3, and Tom Cruise was fourth.

  • Jude's bottom never droops because his butt is constantly in a sling.
  • That's why, if you're in a relationship with Jude Law, it's a bum deal.
  • Only one woman in the top four sexiest butts...That tells you more about male British moviegoers than you really want to know.
  • J-Lo didn't make the list? They must not have widescreen theaters in Britain.

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