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Cremaster 3 (2003)

This is one of the oddest movies ever created, and one of the most complicated to describe, so read the article here to see the pictures and such.

From our perspective, the most important thing about it is that it features topless nudity from the unique paralympian-turned-model Aimee Mullins, and ... well ... read the article. It's a long story.

Here are the pictures:

Aimee Mullins


'Caps and comments by Hankster:

Today is a bit of "Grab Bag" day.

First up from Troma we have Heidi Sjursen in "Citizen Toxie:The Toxic Avenger". Heidi is topless as she gets it on with Toxie.

Heidi Sjursen

Then we have a little cleavage from Rachel Blakely in scenes from an episode of the syndicated series "The Lost World".

Rachel Blakely

Next up is a little something from the "Babe in Bondage" collection. Here is Misty Mundae tied up and topless in scenes from "The Screaming Dead".

Misty Mundae

Another "Babe in Bondage" is Barra Grant"in "Daughters of Satan". This mess was one of Tom Selleck's first movies...but I'm sure he would like to forget that fact. A topless Barra gets a whipping.

Grant Barra

We wrap it up with Jessica Alba in some 'Hankster Light" as she gives up some leg on "Leno".

Jessica Alba

Crimson Ghost
Today's featured babe is Kira Eggers. Here she is baring all 3 B's while gettin' it on in scenes from the late night series "Sex Games Vegas". In addition to her Skinemax work, in her native Denmark, she's also a celeb of the "Big Brother" variety.

Kira Eggers

D'oh! Here's one I missed from Brainscan yesterday.....The paparazzi catch "The O.C." 's Mischa Barton showing a bit of breast as she runs along the beach.

The always scantilly clad Pam Anderson was kind enough to wear a see-thru top for her Comedy Central Roast. Comedy Central was even more kind when they decided not to digitally hide Pammy's nipples :-)

In case you missed it over the weekend, it actually was very funny. Thankfully you'll have about 80 more chances to catch it this week.

Here is "The Island" star Scarlett Johansson wearing a dress that peobably shows a little bit more under the paparazzi flashes than she intended.

From Dragonscan....here is German TV regular Veronica Ferres topless in a love scene from "Ungehorsame Frau, Eine" (1998).

The Skin-man takes a look at the 1999 mid-life crisis movie "Kiss the Sky", starring William "CSI" Petersen and Gary "Mike Brady" Cole. Sheryl Lee is topless and also shows just a hint of rear nudity. Elena Bennet and Katie Chesters look beautiful as they go full frontal in a 'fantasy girls under a waterfall' sequence.

Movie Reviews


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  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Other Crap

Conan looks at minor league mascots

The Gallery of Huge Roadside Beings

Meet Sam, the world's ugliest dog

The North Korean Propaganda Hall of Fame

Scientists determine that money can buy happiness.

Former NBC correspondent John Hockenberry discusses his article, "The Blogs of War," with Jon Stewart.

Steven Colbert's This Week in God: "Moderate American Islamic leaders issued a Fatwa squared, or a meta-fatwa, if you will."

In an interview with Jon Stewart, Andre 3000 embraces the security blanket of his cell phone.

ABC tells Eva Longoria to stop talking about vibrators.

Topless Manhattan women claim right to go as shirtless as men.

"slippery hippo sweat could become the toast of the skin care industry."

Headline says it all: Beavers seek well-grounded "O"

The Emmett Till Story Trailer
  • It has been over 40 years since the death of Emmett Louis Till, a fourteen-year-old black Chicago youth who was slain in Money, Mississippi in 1955. Emmett Till, who was visiting family in the Delta, had the great misfortune of finding what Southern Hospitality means when two white men, Roy Bryant and J. W. Milam decided to teach him a lesson for allegedly whistling at a white woman, Bryant’s wife. Abducted, severely beaten, and finally thrown into the Tallahatchie River with a weight fastened around his neck with barbed wire, Emmett Till was murdered for one of the oldest forbidden taboos in America’s history, addressing a white woman in public. The murderers were later arrested, but were acquitted in a court of law by an all white, all male jury. Although Emmett’s horrific death has plagued society for many years, Emmett did not die in vain. The death of Emmett Till sparked, the black resistance of the South, better known to many as the American Civil Rights Movement. Today, many have forgotten the young boy who was the sacrificial lamb of a movement, which gave opportunities to all walks of life. Soon, director Keith A. Beauchamp of Till Freedom Come Productions, LLC, will bring you a story that is soon not to be forgotten. A family’s agony for over 40 years will finally be told revealing the truth surrounding the Till case by the people who were there.

The Writer's Almanac - official archive and most recent program.

Conan O'Brien vs. BEAR. Can a late night legend defeat one of nature's most ferocious predators?

Warner Bros has some exclusive peeks at the next Harry Potter film

New CD to Include Bill Clinton's Favorite Tunes.
  • Submitter wrote "I’m guessing 'Devil With a Blue Dress' will be on there."
  • I'm thinking that this song will also make the cut.

The ultimate blonde joke

BABE-O-RAMA. I have no idea what the point of this site is, but I'm not sure it really needs one, since it features a naked woman with mammoth natural breasts.

Demi Moore has hinted that she is trying for a baby, in a plan to bring vertical integration to her search for future boyfriends.

Why supervillans like Linux

Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...

But He's Perfect For S&M Videos! - Porn producer/star Jenna Jameson made her first comment on rumors that Mike Tyson may star in porn, saying several girls under contract to her are interested in performing with him. But Tyson furiously denied the rumor. A spokesman said Tyson is launching a film career, but not in porn, and "he will play his parts straight."

  • Hey, nobody said it was gay porn.
  • And yet, his acting will be laugh-out-loud funny.
  • He does have a great voice for film...Silent film.
  • Jenna's girls know that the quickest way to get rich is to have sex with Mike Tyson.

    Nestor Will Now Commute From The Penthouse - British newspapers are reporting that Russell Crowe is about to pay a settlement of up to $11 million to New York City hotel clerk Nestor Estrada, who was allegedly hit by a phone and a vase Crowe threw during a temper fit, leaving him with a cut on the cheek. Anonymous sources said the security video would almost surely get him convicted if Estrada pressed charges, and at $20 million a picture, going to jail would cost Crowe a lot more.

  • Hell, he could probably get $11 million just for the security video.
  • Besides, Russell took enough shampoo, soap and towels from the hotel to break even.
  • This happened while Crowe was promoting "Cinderella Man," which means the only person who got rich off that movie was Nestor Estrada.
  • If only this had happened in L.A., where celebrities can get away with murder.
  • Getting attacked by Russell Crowe is now more lucrative than having sex with both Bill Clinton AND Mike Tyson!

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