"Chopping Mall"

Chopping Mall (1986) is an early effort from Jim Wynorski. It is a teen slasher film. A large mall has installed robots for after hours security. Kids who work in the mall decide to have a party in a furniture store after closing (mostly because of all the beds). Lightning strikes, and the robots run amuck. Everyone who had sex is brutally murdered by the relentless robots, who always say, "Thank you, have a nice day" after they do someone in.

We have breast exposure from Suzzie Slater and Barbara Crampton. Mary Woronov appeared briefly in the prologue of the film. IMDb readers have it at 4.1 of 10. It is not as bad as the plot summary suggests. The robots really were menacing, the girls all screamed well, and they made good use of the shops in the mall, such as a pet store, a paint store, and sporting goods store. The CGI generated robot weapon effects were pretty weak by todays standards. This is a C. It is exactly what is expected of a teen slasher film.

  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails

  • Barbara Crampton (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Suzee Slater (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time.

    Click here to submit a URL for Other Crap




    Here are the latest movie reviews available at


    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.



    Shiloh continues to come up with some great clips we've never featured before.

    • Identical twins may suck when it comes to plot points, but they work out just right for nude scenes! Here are the Collinsons in The Love Machine ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip).

    • The voice, the face, the body - I don't know if she's the sexiest woman in film history, but she can't be far from the top. Kim Basinger - Final Analysis - 'nuff said. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip).

    • Jennifer Connelly - maybe not the sexiest, but possibly the most completely beautiful. The House of Sand and Fog. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip).


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    The New Outer Limits Season 1 & 2

    Five DVD set containing 20 season 1 & 2 episodes distributed in Canada. However, 44 episodes aired in total for those two seasons and if you do the math, 24 of them are missing such as the all time classic "Caught in the Act" aka "Alyssa Milano Shows Us Her Tits on Prime Time".

    Another thing is they're the syndicated episodes which means they're edited for the regular television market so all nudity is removed for government regulation requirements. But still the DVD quality is crystal clear which makes more of the sexy scenes cap-able.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today the Ghost goes nutty 'capping just about every inch of busty B-movie legened Michelle Bauer as she gets it on in scenes from "Naked Instinct" (1993). Bauer has had one of the longest and busiest careers of all the B-babes. This former Pet (July '81) made over 100 moives between 1981 and 2002 (not counting a few early porns and assorted Skinemax guest appearances). She has slowed down some lately, but I'm guessing she's not exactly retired just yet.

    Angelina Jolie
    (1, 2)

    Coming to DVD tomorrow! Jolie topless as she gets it on with Ethan Hawke in scenes from "Taking Lives".

    Beau Garrett Great 'caps by DAI of Garrett baring her bum in scenes from last night's episode of the made for HBO series "Entourage".

    Charlotte Ayanna More from "Entourage" is the "Dancing at the Blue Iguana" star baring a bit of bum during her guest appearance.

    Jolene Blalock Normally we avoid pics from magazines, but I'm hoping if I do this right it will all be ok. So here it goes....
    Hey Trek fans! GO BUY THIS MAGAZINE!
    Here is Blalock busting out all over the cover of the latest issue of Stuff.

    Sophie Marceau
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Christiane Jean
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Monsieur Skin 'caps of both ladies baring all 3 B's in scenes from the French movie "L'Amour braque" (1985).