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"Confessions of a Psycho Cat" (1968)

Confessions of a Psycho Cat (1968) is another DVD release from Something Weird, and is truly "something weird." Originally filmed as a black comedy, they were unable to get distribution, so added an entire sub-plot of gratuitous nudity. The film then became a cult classic, but for the original material, not the nudity.

The wife of a big game hunter is not allowed to go with him on safari because she is mentally deranged, so she devises her own hunt. She identifies three men who, in her opinion, deserve to die, and offers them each $100,000.00 if they can survive 24 hours in Manhattan with her hunting them. She picks a wrestler, a drug pusher, and a stage actor, as each were acquitted of murder, but for acts they did commit.

She kills each of them in a manner she finds appropriate, and the class of the film is when she kills the wrestler, who she has decided is like a bull. She has her house boy put two pics in his back, dons a Toreador outfit, and fights him like a bull. To add the gratuitous nudity, they had a bunch of young men and women at a swing party waiting to score drugs from -- you guessed it -- the drug dealer that is to be the psycho cat's final victim. Unfortunately, none of the naked women were identified. This is for high camp bad movie fans only. C.

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  • Psycho Nudity (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Cybercity is ... it's a real piece of crap. There's no way to be subtle about it. It's about a futuristic underground city, in which the power struggle involves religious cults battling each other - with assassins. If they take away your parishioners, waste 'em. Works a lot like the crusades. Ponyboy is an assassin, working for Rowdy Roddy Piper, who is a gentle man of the lord, as you can well imagine. 

    Poorly lit, poorly acted, poorly written, poorly imagined. Not even in the category of amusingly bad, because is is so low in energy. I watched the last half in fast forward. I watched it and walked away from it three times, and finally just couldn't take it any more. In my review, I mostly prattled on about Ponyboy's career, which seems to be in reverse, at warp three, and "the engines kinna stan' the strain, cap'n".

    • Heidi von Palleske (1, 2, 3, 4)
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    • unknown 2 (Tuna identified one of these unknowns, and did far more collages of the obscure actresses in his Cybercity review on August 2nd. I just wasn't sure who was who, so trust Tuna over me.)

    There are many bad movies worth watching because they are high spirited over-the-top camp, the kind of films that have to be shared with drunken, rowdy friends. Lifeforce may be the most expensive such film ever made. It cost 25 million dollars,  employed Shakespearean actors, had a musical score by Henry Mancini, and special effects by John Dykstra. 

    The images (Mathilda May, naked and 19) are in yesterday's edition, if you missed them.

    Honte's site is updated. He has now published 85 bi-weekly editions, plus a couple specials. This adds up to more than three years of archives, and more than 2000 images, making him one of the most productive imagers on the internet.

    The Teen Choice awards. Sorry, but very little flesh visible at this event. These pics are cleavage only unless otherwise indicated.

    Pam Anderson. I don't think Pam was chosen by teens for any special award. She just has a way of showing up for everything.

    Sandra Bullock and Erika Christensen

    Keri Russell (Maybe a little see-through. Can't tell.)

    Reese Witherspoon


    Julia Stiles. No promises, but you may be able to see the outline of some worthwhile sub-blouse activity. Or maybe not.

    Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani


    Marķa Rojo This Mexican actress is topless in her only non-Spanish language movie, Roger Corman's "Candy Stripe Nurses" (1974). She is still doing nude scene 20 years later as late as 1997 and she still looks great.

    Blanca Guerra Another Mexican actress in her first English-speaking role. Topless, nude, and showing an all-over tan as a local Mexican hooker in the Canadian comedy "Separate Vacations" (1986).

    Barbara Niven Showing her robo-hooters in an early role as Barbara Lee Alexander in the movie "Illegal Entry: Formula for Fear" (1993).

    Alyson Hannigan and Jaime Pressly Thanks to everyone who answered the call for D Slack. Here are Hannigan and Pressly "tongue rasslin'" and swapping spit, literally, from the MTV parody of Buffy's lesbo kissing scene in "Cruel Intentions".

    Jamie-Lynn Sigler
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Non-nude, but Meadow Soprano looks fantastic in this spread from the September Maxim! Great scans by Interlude.

    Noelle Evans
    (1, 2, 3)

    Topless and stripping down to panties only in scenes from "15 Minutes". Thanks to Penman.

    Lucinda Rhodes-Flaherty
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The British tabloids strike again. The busty young star of the UK show "Harry and Cosh" is caught topless by the paparazzi.

    Madison Clark Very nice topless 'caps of Madison in a sex scene from "Embrace the Darkness" (1998).

    Charisma Carpenter

    Shannon Elizabeth

    Kim Smith

    Familiar scans of three hot brunettes, and their cleavage. K.Z. has delivered some of the best versions of these images that I've seen. If you already have these in your collection, you might want to consider an upgrade.

    Cara Michelle

    Audrey Quock

    Kylie Bax

    Angelica Bridges

    Angelica Bridges

    Mitzi Martin

    Here are a few top models showing some skin. Outstanding scans by Lene. All of these ladies show their breasts with exception of Angelica. She only shows one boob in the first scan, and thong only in the second.

    Jennifer Lopez
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Assorted J-Lo scans.

    The Funnies by Number 6
  • Bumper Stickers That Should Exist

    1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
    2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
    3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me
    4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    5) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    6) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    7) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
    8) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute
    9) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    10) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    11) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
    12) My kid had sex with your honor student.
    13) Earth first...we'll strip mine the other planets later.
    14) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
    15) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
    16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    17) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
    19) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
    20) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    21) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
    22) CAT----- The Other White Meat
    23) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

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