A special treat for all of my
fellow "Simpsons" fans...The
filmography of Troy McClure! A very special
thanks to guys at the "Troy McClure
Pretty-Much-Everything Site" Click
here for a ton off pics and sound clips of
one of Springfield's most beloved celebrities. Movies
"Cry Yuma"
"Here Comes the Coast Guard"
"Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores
Montenegro)
"The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
"The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the
West"
"Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores
Montenegro)
"Gladys The Groovy Mule"
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die"
"Dial M for Murderousness"
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
"'P' is for Psycho"
"The President's Neck is Missing!"
"The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
"Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic
Arms"
"Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great
'Frisco Freak-Out"
"Muppets Go Medieval" (1977 - with Dyan
Cannon and The Muppets)
"The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
"They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
"Meet Joe Blow"
"Give My Remains to Broadway"
"The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
"Leper in the Backfield"
"Make-Out King of Montana"
"The Electric Gigolo"
"The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor
Horatio Hufnagel" (also director)
"David Vs. Super-Goliath" (Bible epic)
"Suddenly Last Supper" (Bible epic)
"Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space
Mutant"
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit
part)
"Jagged Attraction"
"Look Who's Still Oinking"
"Three Men And A Nuke"
"Ten Was Too Many"
"The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
"The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
"The Mediocre Journey"
"A Fish Taco Called Juanita" (with
Cheech Marin!)
"Human Fondue - Surviving the Wisconsin
Dell's Cheese Factory Explosion"
"All the President's Monkeys"
"Android Beach Party"
"Back to the Sequel"
"Butter -- The Motion Picture"
"The Cougar and the Polka King"
"Cut it Out -- The Wacky Adventures of Jack
the Ripper"
"Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore"
"Driving Mr. T"
"Three Dames And a Dam" (1978 - with
Nancy Robertson)
"Saturnforce 3000"
"Calling All Lumberjacks"
"The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
"Radioactive Man III"
"The Pulverizer"
"Radioactive Man II: Bring On The
Sequel"
"Sleepless in Shelbyville"
"The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
"Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
"Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
"A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds
unluckiest dentist)
"Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the
happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip
cancer chimp)
"Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the
doomed Professor Landrew)
"Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the
relentless bell-ringer)
Notes:
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the
first McBain movie, according to the McBain
trading card. Troy turned down the part of
McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal
Discharge" to do "Contrabulous
Fabtraption".
TV Series
"Troy and Company's Summertime Smile
Factory"
"Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
"Handel With Kare"
"Son of Sanford and Son" (spinoff)
"After Mannix" (spinoff)
"Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"
"Barnum - The Animated Series"
"The Adventures of Achilles" (with
Hena, Democratically Elected Princess)
TV Specials
Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
"Carnival of the Stars" (host)
"Alien Nose Job" (Fox Network Special)
"Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase
Show" (Fox Network Special)
"The Simpsons 138th Episode
Spectacular" (Host)
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)
"Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of
Shaved Ice" (Live Via Satellite!)
Musicals
"Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want To Get
Off!"
"Muttonchops" (A one-man musical
tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th
Century.)
"Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky
fire engine)
Cartoons
"Christmas Ape"
"Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"
Educational films and the like
"The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)
"Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
"Here Comes The Metric System"
"Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
"60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
"Alice's Adventures through the Windshield
Glass"
"The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
Pepsi Presents Fractions
Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners
in Freedom"
"Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
"Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
"Shoplifters BEWARE"
"Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving
Nerds"
"Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"
"Young Jebediah Springfield" (A
Watch-and-Learn Production)
"Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of
Larry Driscoll"
"Regional Geographic Presents: Birds - Our
Fine Feathered Colleagues" (nature film)
"Earwigs: Ewwww" (nature film)
"Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory"
(nature film)
Introducing the Biosphere to Springfield (short
film)
"Learn French Toot Sweet While You
Sleep" (language tape)
"Shellron's Colonialism Shamolonialism -- We
Call it Work" (corporate sponsored)
"Schevitzco's 16 Minutes on the Meaning of
Matzoh" (corporate sponsored)
"A Tree Grew In Springfield"
"Turning Comics Into Movies"
Note: The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the
"Resistance is Useless" Series.
Do-It-Yourself Videos
"Mothballing Your Battleship"
"Dig Your Own Grave and Save"
"The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation
Repair"
"The Half-Assed Guide to Aluminium
Siding"
Telethons
"Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"
"Out With Gout '88"
"Springfield Public Television
Telethon"???
"I Can't Believe They Invented It!"
The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
Eyeball Whitener
Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
The Juice Loosener
Styro-Glow! (the incredibly simple seventeen-step
solution that makes your styrofoam look brand
new)
New Improved Brick! (the waterproof sponge! Now
in decorator colors!!)
Brew 'n' Chew (the beer flavored gum)
Obscenity! (the fragrance that isn't afraid to
speak your mind!)
The Cobinolator! (87 hard-to-use tools in one!
Instructions sold separately!)
Other Infomercials and Miscellaneous
Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge"
chocolate factory
"We're Sending our Love Down the Well"
(singing)
Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"
Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
The Springfield Squares
Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
"Herschel Schmoekel Krustofski, aka Krusty
The Clown" (celebrity funeral)
"Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye"
(celebrity funeral)
"Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge"
(celebrity funeral)
"Welcome to the Knowledgeum" (automated
information kiosk)
"Welcome to Springfield Airport"
(automated information kiosk)
"Where's Nordstrom?" (automated
information kiosk)
The Silent Partner & Wolfcastle &
Krustofski Circus
Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities
"Not So Fast Mister Copperfield, What's That
In Your Sock?" (memorable interruption)
"Your Honor I Object. Fatty Airbuckle was
with Me the Whole Weekend" (memorable
interruption)
"Operation Lice" (science project)
"Condos on Mars" (science project)
"Where in the Heck is the People's Republic
of Kampuchea?" (travel)
"Boy, Oh Cheboygan!" (travel)
"Infomercial Theatre"
"Much Ado About Muffins"
"What About Grout"
"Chinchillas: Your Rodent to Riches"
"Krusty's Celebrity Psychic Hotline"
Self-Help Videos
"Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad
Goodman)
"Get Confident, Stupid!"
"Smoke Yourself Thin"
"Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown
Emergency Procedures"
Fragrances
"Smellin' of Troy" (maybe)
"Avoiding Reality"
Assorted Independent Products
What are You Thinking? (17 Habits of Highly
Ineffective People)
"Virtual Simpsons" CD-ROM
(Introduction)
Publications
101 Frozen Pops (featured on cover of Springfield
Sperm Bank's mail order catalog with Professor
Frink and Jacques)
"The Demure McClure" (life story)
Business Ventures
So Sue me Sashimi and Sushi, Have Some Raw Fish
While We Talk to You About Your Raw Deal! (with
Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law)
Medical Films
Med-Films Presents "Someone's in the Kitchen
with DNA!"
"Alice Doesn't Live Anymore"
"Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's
Face?"
More from the Virtual Springfield CD-ROM:
MUSICALS
"Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
MOVIES
"An American in Toronto"
"It's a Wonderful Belt"
"Astro-Heist: Gemini-3"
"Darling Beefeater"(with Dolores
Montenegro)
And you can see a clip from "Calling All
Quakers".
OTHER COMPUTER TRAVEL GUIDES
"Eeney-Meeney-Miney Murphreesborough"
"Yuma: It's Seniorific"
"Smother Me In Shreveport"
"Living, Loving and Lubbock"
"Duluth, It'll Grow On You"
"Suddenly Tulsa"
"Freedonia: Gateway to Wichita"
"Fairbanks Needs Women"
"I Left My Soul In Sacramento"
"Tender Lovin' Newark"
"Hats Off To Fargo"
"Pinch Me, I'm In Boise"
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