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Johnny Moronic's comments:
I hadn't seen Candyman before, but knew some base details about it and I gotta say, it's a pretty decent horror movie from Bernard Rose (a director I have a love/hate relationship) based on a Clive Barker story. Virginia Madsen is great and there's a few unnerving moments I was surprised by. Can't believe I hadn't seen it before...

Scoop's comments

Candyman was skillfully adapted into an American Urban Legend, from a short story by Clive Barker which was originally about a superstition held by working class families in Liverpool. Barker himself took the role of executive producer, so the metamorphosis was done with his consent and co-operation.

It's a good movie, with a lush big-budget "look and feel" and an excellent cast. A-list actors and direction made it a scary movie that is actually scary, for several reasons:

1. The director makes excellent use of the sudden surprises and jump cuts so popular in this genre. It is common practice to deprecate their use, but I like 'em when they are done well.

2. The Urban legend itself is scary. Stand in front of a mirror and repeat his name five times. I guarantee if you were a kid or somebody likely to believe in the preternatural, and somebody spun this tale for you as if it were true, and there were real murders in your neighborhood that people attributed to this mythical dude, that you would be scared to do the ritual. Oh, maybe you'd do it, but don't tell me you wouldn't be apprehensive and chilled before saying that fifth "Candyman".

3. The bogieman himself is played by a powerful screen presence (Tony Todd) who is simultaneously chilling and romantic, and not at all unsympathetic. After all, he is a man who loved honestly and zealously in his lifetime, and who was unfairly tortured and killed for it.

4. The story leaves open the possibility that a scientific researcher named Helen is the real murderer, and is subconsciously using the Candyman legend to bury the guilt. (We saw her hit someone with a meat-cleaver, and the police caught her with the cleaver in her hand, about to descend on a woman. Furthermore, the videotape evidence never supports her "scientific" versions of the stories.)

In a logical world, the world of the police investigators, a world which admits no possibility of supernatural causes, the researcher must have committed the crimes. In her meeting with Candyman, he says that people are starting to doubt him, so he has to do some new killings. Oh, really? Well, if that's the case, why would he make it look like Helen committed the crimes? That would make Candyman seem even less credible, not more credible. If Candydude committed the crimes, he'd want everyone to be very clear on that point, wouldn't he?. Nobody will be afraid of Candydude if they think some chick named Helen really committed the murders and is under secure lock and key.

Not to mention the baby thing.

Helen was in the prison hospital for 30 days while a baby was missing. Of course, the baby thing is a major plot loophole. If Candydude isn't real, then who took care of the baby for 30 days while Helen was incarcerated? Then Candydude must be real. But during that time, do you expect me to believe that Candydude was changing the baby's diapers and giving him his 4 A.M. feeding? Say what? He pops into an all-night CVS for pampers and formula? We know he couldn't have killed the clerks while Helen was locked up, because the emergence of the real killer would have exonerated her. So he must have paid for the stuff he needed. How does he reach into his pocket to get his wallet? How does he earn money? Anyway, he shows this loving kindness toward the baby for a month, but is perfectly willing to let him die in the closing bonfire? Come, now.

Anyway, the ambiguity makes the film special, because it leaves the impression that the entire thing could have been a product of Helen's warped mind. After all, none of this happened until the other professor filled in the details of the Candyman legend for her. Only then did she start thinking about the hook and the bees, his iconic accompaniments. I never did figure out why he's called the Candyman. Is he named after a Sammy Davis, Jr song? Shouldn't he be the Hookdude, or the Beeguy or something?


After watching the movie, I read "The Forbidden", the story which forms the basis for "Candyman". As is usually the case when one checks the written source, the major plot holes in the movie were not present in the original source.

1. In the written version, the Candyman didn't babysit for a month. He killed the baby right away, as you would expect him to do to keep his Evil Entity Equity card. I guess Hollywood rejected this version.

2. Needless to say, the Candyman didn't try to place the blame for the killing on Helen. As I stated above, that would have been contrary to his purpose in committing the killing in the first place. The only reason he did it was to bring back his legend to the foreground of people's consciousness - to make himself live again in their fears and in their tales - and he would not have been able to do that unless he took personal credit for the horror.

So give points to Clive Barker for a tight story, and subtract points from the screenwriter for screwing it up.

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