|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Scoop's taking a mini-vacation, but don't worry, he'll be back soon!
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we return to that 70"s epic movie "The Dirty Mind of Young Sally".
First up one last look at the star Sharon Kelly. Of course she reveals all.
Next up is Angela Carnon in a love making scene. She is also not bashful.
Then we have a very, very cute unknown on the beach with her lover. Again...not so modest.
And like yesterday, don't forget to play our little spot the tool game.
Today the Ghost pays tribute to former Pet turned Skinemax legend, Shauna O'Brien.
Here she is prior to the installation of the robohooters and baring all 3 B's in scenes from an episode of the late night series "Beverly Hills Bordello".
'Caps and comments by Dann:
If this doesn't give you a good laugh, nothing will. A fitting subtitle for this movie would be "Huge Jugs on Parade".
Money, or lack of it, also hurts this 2005 Sci-Fi a lot. The story's not bad, the nudity is plentiful if somewhat oversized (I don't think they included one actress with small or medium-sized breasts), and even the script is OK, but the robots are pretty bad.
The story is set in 2027, where robots now handle all the mundane chores, including policing. A robot pest controller turns serial killer. His victims are all human, all female, and usually naked or scantily dressed. He is being hunted by a robot homicide detective and assisted by a robot psychiatrist who may be more twisted than the killer himself.
That's all not bad for a low-budget B-movie, but here's where we get into trouble. No budget means no CGI. No budget means we build the robots out of a tinker toy set. No budget means the robot's mouths move, but not much else, and we mostly shoot them from the waist up, which means that the shots with the robots are pretty boring.
Even worse, let's build one set of a modern looking building, and just pan up and down it every time we want to move from scene to scene. Forget shots of the city, because we didn't bother to build a city. Ah, well. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.....what we wound up with wasn't.
Julie Strain and the Women of "Exterminator City"
Hardcore 'caps and comments by The Gimp:
Here are some more images of Aylar Dianati Lie, this time from a disc called "Just Over 18 #5".
Back in 2004 she entered the Miss Norway pageant, but was exluded when her American hardcore film career was uncovered.
On the same disk was a long behind the scenes feature from Barely Legal 23 (I am not making up these titles). Monica Mayhem and Taylor Rain do the honors this time.
Today Flautista takes a look at the 1971 Stanley Kubrick classic "A Clockwork Orange".
|Vejiita takes a look at the early 90's, direct-to-vid flick "Conflict of Interest", starring Judd Nelson and Alyssa Milano.
Kelli Brook bares breasts and bum, while Dey Young and Lynette Howe are both topless.
|The the Skin-man features some brief and rare nudity from Joan Allen in scenes from "Off the Map". Most people know her better from her strong performances in "Pleasantville", "Face/Off", "The Contender" and "The Bourne Supremacy".
Just wanted to give you the heads up on "Sin City". You mentioned in yesterday's page that you were disappointed that it wasn't a special edition released of the film. Well here is where you get angry with the studios. They are planning a 2 disc special edition next year for the release of the sequel(s).
I was looking for info on Alexander and stumbled across that. It is suppose to contain the movies in all their unedited glory. Each part was cut from the original lenths filmed and assembled as such, RR said he was going to put them all on their and let the people decide if they want to watch each part in the original form or in the edited theatrical versions.
Cool idea I'd say, but like everybody else I think it's bullshit that the studios double dip so damn much, especially like this past week with Alexander. A big thanks on the help for that btw, man Rosario blows me away with how hot she is, and I kind of wished there was a full screen version of the film because their are multiple times when her whole breast would have been in frame if it was not cut off by the black bars.
Anyway, just wanted to give you the heads up on that and if you want can pass that info on to the readers.
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Psychic's crystal ball burns down his flat
The Daily Show investigates ethanol, the non-Middle Eastern fuel made from corn.
Jon Stewart interviews Kate Hudson
Weekly World News: "STAR TREK TWERP GETS 1ST NOOKIE - AT AGE 43!"
Conan takes a moment to get to know his audience.
Conan O'Brien sings a late night lullaby
The trailer for a new indie drama, Steal Me
- "An honest portrayal of relationships - sexual and otherwise - around a 15-year-old kleptomaniac, Jake (Danny Alexander), who arrives in a small Montana town searching for his prostitute mother."
The trailer and an international clip from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
- "In 'Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang,' a breezy take on Shane Black's trademark buddy action/comedy oeuvre, a petty thief (Robert Downey Jr.) is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl (Michelle Monaghan) and a detective (Val Kilmer) who has been training him for his upcoming role."
Will the last white person in Texas please turn off the lights when you leave?
Another role for Michael Rapaport: Criminals rob host on live TV - viewers call 911.
Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Martha Stewart Is Losing It"
- Digging a tunnel to see "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Travel Agent"
Lohan To Direct Video For Song About Her Family Drama
Woo hoo! Bill Murray is in negotiations to reprise his role as the voice of Garfield in "Garfield 2" Murray's reputation is "always refuses sequels," so they must have offered him a bazillion dollars to do this crap.
Here's the full trailer for the Roman Polanski version of Oliver Twist
The Daily Show: "John Roberts is either a mad bomber of abortion clinics or a homo-tastic friend of the sodomite."
URL says it all: ObscureEricRobertsReference.com ... "Fucking Chairs from Orgasm Alley are the wildest, most intimidating sex machines around. "
For the capital letter lover in you: Jenna Jameson Speaks Out About The Mike Tyson Porn Rumor
Janice Dickinson has the best driver's license photo ever
Giant waterfall discovered in California. Submitter wrote: "I still have friends that ask how Osama bin Laden can still be evading us. Aren't we looking for him? Well, if a 400 ft waterfall can remain undiscovered in California, a person with unlimited funds and the backing of thousands can remain hidden forever."
YourEmblem.com ... Make Your Car Unique with your unique set of initials. Better than custom license plate.
NPR : FREE Live Concert Series
Entourage - Lost Screen Tests
Ingmar Bergman's 'Hazardous Dukes', starring Max von Sydow, Börje Ahlstedt, and Ashton Kutcher, guest-starring Sean Penn as Cooter and Billy Bob Thornton as Death.
Roger Ebert's ZERO star review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
3 Wives Greet British Man After Surgery!
The terror of Japanese subway roaches. Soon to be a movie of the week.
City pays an artist $6,000 to correct her own spelling mistakes.
"Chicken roping pulls in onlookers"
URL says it all: BobSagetIsGod.com
Two new clips from The 40 Year-Old Virgin
Here's the spankin' new trailer for Aeon Flux
The international trailer for Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
The teaser for Jarhead
- "'Jarhead' (the self-imposed moniker of the Marines) follows 'Swoff' (Gyllenhaal), a third-generation enlistee, from a sobering stint in boot camp to active duty, sporting a sniper's rifle and a hundred-pound ruck on his back through Middle East deserts with no cover from intolerable heat or from Iraqi soldiers, always potentially just over the next horizon. Swoff and his fellow Marines sustain themselves with sardonic humanity and wicked comedy on blazing desert fields in a country they don't understand against an enemy they can't see for a cause they don't fully fathom. Foxx portrays Sergeant Sykes, a Marine lifer who heads up Swofford's scout/sniper platoon, while Sarsgaard is Swoff's friend and mentor, Troy, a die-hard member of STA-their elite Marine Unit. An irreverent and true account of a war that was antiseptically packaged a decade ago, 'Jarhead' is laced with dark wit, honest inquisition and episodes that are at once surreal and poignant, tragic and absurd."
Lucille Ball is America's most beloved corpse
RAFAEL PALMEIRO NAMED NEW PRESIDENTIAL PRESS SECRETARY
FedEx threatens to file lawsuit against some dude who made furniture from their shipping boxes.
- It's a pretty good story. The guy took down his website after getting the letter from FedEx, but his lawyers actually told him to put it back up. Lawyers tend to be very cautious in such a case, so they are obviously so confident of their grounds that they are blatantly daring FedEx to sue. Read the letter from FedEx for a good laugh! Among other wild arguments, FedEx said that Avila clearly intended to operate a business from his website because he used the .com domain suffix, the "commercial level domain," rather than .net!!
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
LUCY IS MOST-BELOVED DEAD CELEBRITY
We Love Lucy - Marketing Evaluations Inc., the company that invented the "Q
score" to measure the likability of celebrities, has released their new
"Dead Q" list of most beloved dead celebrities. Lucille Ball topped it,
followed by Bob Hope, John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart and Red Skelton, with John
Ritter and Johnny Carson making the top 10 for the first time. A spokesman
said dead stars still do business, selling merchandise and appearing in
ads, and many have higher Q scores than live celebrities.
Most of today's celebrities will be much easier to love after they're
Sean Penn will more likable after he's dead because rigor mortis will
loosen him up.
If I were selling fast food, I'd rather have it endorsed by Lucy than by
Michael Moore because the dead woman seems healthier.
Laura Flynn Boyle nearly made the list because people just thought she
was a corpse.
KERMIT TURNS 50
400 In Frog Years - Next month, Kermit the Frog turns 50. The Muppets will
celebrate Kermit's milestone birthday all year long, and he's ready for
anything. He told the A.P., "Listen, you can send a stripper to my party
if you like. It won't affect me because, as you can see, I am appearing
naked, which I always try to do because I'm kind of a natural guy."
And people like him, warts and all.
As long as the stripper isn't Miss Piggy...I think that's who my friends
hired for my birthday party.
Anyone who'd appear on TV naked with someone's hand up his
rear end must be pretty hard to shock.
When humans his age have someone's hand up their butt, it
means they're getting colonics.
He will celebrate his 50th birthday all year long, just like Oprah.
ANNA NICOLE SLAMS JESSICA SIMPSON
Blonde Hatred - In a nasty column in the National Enquirer, Anna Nicole
Smith slams Jessica Simpson for saying she doesn't want to be compared to
Smith. Smith writes, "Well I've got news for you, honey - the feeling is
mutual. Let's see how you react when the media turns on you - and they
will! You'll be lucky if they compare you to Pam Anderson. Oh, and what's
this about you supposedly having an IQ of 160? Please! You should take an
IQ test on live TV."
You know, that's the one thing Jessica Simpson could do on TV that would
actually be entertaining.
For Anna Nicole, just figuring out how to turn on a TV would be an I.Q.
The most amazing news in this whole story is that Anna Nicole Smith can
That I.Q. score was just a typo: it's actually 60.
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