• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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"The Girls Guide to Depravity"

  (season two)


today: the second and final part of episode three

Lyssa Roberts

Meg Barrick

Bond, James Bond

Today, Tuesday, 12 August this year is the fiftieth anniversary of the death of Ian Fleming. Although he did a number of things in his life, he is best known for a dozen novels and two collections of short stories all based on the character James Bond. So I felt it is fitting that I do some caps of the James Bond movies. Originally, they tried to make one a year but the scale of the movies soon meant that the time between movies had to be increased.

There is very little nudity, with just the occasional nipple poking out and the occasional bare backside. However, the women are beautiful.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Lots of cleavage by Diana Rigg in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969).

There are lots of other snow bunnies, most of whom are identified. There also a lot of images from the Blu-ray extras:

Angela Scoular - bit of a nipple showing

Catherine Von Schell

Catherine Von Schell in the extras

Helena Ronee in the extras

Jenny Hanley in the extras

Julie Ege in the extras

Mona Chong in the extras

Sylvana Henriques in the extras

Virginia North

Zaheera in the extras

Lots of group shots and a few in the credits

Balada Triste de Trompeta


Johnny's comments:

Balada Triste de Trompeta (The Last Circus) is an insane drama where young Javier is watching a clown (de la Iglesia regular Santiago Segura) when the show is interrupted and the clown is forced to join the Spanish Civil War, where he saves his platoon. He also becomes a surrogate father for Javier before the clown is brutally beaten. Now in 1973, Javier (Carlos Areces) is a clown who joins a travelling circus where he meets acrobat Natalia (Carolina Bang) and falls instantly in love, but there's one problem. She's the property of the the circus's showcase clown Sergio (Antonio de la Torre) and he's a complete arsehole and treats her like dirt when he's not beating up on her. After a while, Natalia begins to show affection back and they go to the fair together for a date until Sergio catches them and beats Javier to a bloody pulp and also hits Natalia. Javier thinks that this will make Natalia see the error of her ways and leave Sergio, but when he comes back the circus, he finds them having sex and he goes ballistic, returning the beating to Sergio and going so far as disfiguring. Javier runs away to escape the authorities and the circus is shutdown, but Javier wants Natalia and he will now do anything have her. But, there's still the problem of Sergio...

Wow, this movie has the crazy vibe that de la Iglesia seems to have in every second film he makes and I've got to admit I like his crazy stuff (Acción Mutante, El Día de la Bestia, Perdita Durango) better than his straighter stuff. And this is the most batshit crazy he's ever been and I loved every minute of it including a final act that so insane that is best described as a clown with a machine gun versus a disfigured monster.

Absolutely crazy and I absolutely loved it.

Carolina Bang film clip (collages below)

Film and TV Clips

Gabriella Wilde and Cassandra Cruz in Squatters (2014) in 720p



Miriam Mayet and Lana Cooper in Bedways (2010) in 720p




Miley Cyrus in Pittsburgh

Amy Willerton, Britain's entry into the Miss Universe competition

and a few from Celebrity Bottoms

Bridget Fonda in the full-frame version of Jackie Brown

Caitriona Balfe in the premiere episode of Outlander

Helena Bonham Carter in Wings of the Dove

Holly Eglinton in Numb

Jill Schoelen in The Stepfather

Katrine DeCandole in Dominion (e8)

Kim Engelbrecht in Dominion (e7)

Lizzy Caplan in Masters of Sex (s2e3)

Marie Forsa in Flossie