Tuesday





  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.










 


"The Girls Guide to Depravity"

  (season two)

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today: the second and final part of episode three

Lyssa Roberts



Meg Barrick













Bond, James Bond


Today, Tuesday, 12 August this year is the fiftieth anniversary of the death of Ian Fleming. Although he did a number of things in his life, he is best known for a dozen novels and two collections of short stories all based on the character James Bond. So I felt it is fitting that I do some caps of the James Bond movies. Originally, they tried to make one a year but the scale of the movies soon meant that the time between movies had to be increased.

There is very little nudity, with just the occasional nipple poking out and the occasional bare backside. However, the women are beautiful.


On Her Majesty's Secret Service


Lots of cleavage by Diana Rigg in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969).




There are lots of other snow bunnies, most of whom are identified. There also a lot of images from the Blu-ray extras:

Angela Scoular - bit of a nipple showing



Catherine Von Schell



Catherine Von Schell in the extras



Helena Ronee in the extras



Jenny Hanley in the extras



Julie Ege in the extras



Mona Chong in the extras



Sylvana Henriques in the extras



Virginia North



Zaheera in the extras



Lots of group shots and a few in the credits















Balada Triste de Trompeta

(2010)

Johnny's comments:

Balada Triste de Trompeta (The Last Circus) is an insane drama where young Javier is watching a clown (de la Iglesia regular Santiago Segura) when the show is interrupted and the clown is forced to join the Spanish Civil War, where he saves his platoon. He also becomes a surrogate father for Javier before the clown is brutally beaten. Now in 1973, Javier (Carlos Areces) is a clown who joins a travelling circus where he meets acrobat Natalia (Carolina Bang) and falls instantly in love, but there's one problem. She's the property of the the circus's showcase clown Sergio (Antonio de la Torre) and he's a complete arsehole and treats her like dirt when he's not beating up on her. After a while, Natalia begins to show affection back and they go to the fair together for a date until Sergio catches them and beats Javier to a bloody pulp and also hits Natalia. Javier thinks that this will make Natalia see the error of her ways and leave Sergio, but when he comes back the circus, he finds them having sex and he goes ballistic, returning the beating to Sergio and going so far as disfiguring. Javier runs away to escape the authorities and the circus is shutdown, but Javier wants Natalia and he will now do anything have her. But, there's still the problem of Sergio...

Wow, this movie has the crazy vibe that de la Iglesia seems to have in every second film he makes and I've got to admit I like his crazy stuff (Acción Mutante, El Día de la Bestia, Perdita Durango) better than his straighter stuff. And this is the most batshit crazy he's ever been and I loved every minute of it including a final act that so insane that is best described as a clown with a machine gun versus a disfigured monster.

Absolutely crazy and I absolutely loved it.


Carolina Bang film clip (collages below)












Film and TV Clips

Gabriella Wilde and Cassandra Cruz in Squatters (2014) in 720p

Wilde

Cruz



Miriam Mayet and Lana Cooper in Bedways (2010) in 720p

Mayet


Cooper





Pics/Collages

Miley Cyrus in Pittsburgh



Amy Willerton, Britain's entry into the Miss Universe competition



and a few from Celebrity Bottoms

Bridget Fonda in the full-frame version of Jackie Brown



Caitriona Balfe in the premiere episode of Outlander



Helena Bonham Carter in Wings of the Dove



Holly Eglinton in Numb



Jill Schoelen in The Stepfather



Katrine DeCandole in Dominion (e8)



Kim Engelbrecht in Dominion (e7)



Lizzy Caplan in Masters of Sex (s2e3)



Marie Forsa in Flossie