Vidcappers, if you're
interested in a challenge. This from my mailbox,
from someone who is obviously a sophisticated
collector "Scoop: been looking
allover for these three actresses from specific
movies, Ana de Sade in "Legends of a Man
called Horse", Maria Conchita Alonzo in
"Caught", and Julia Ormond in
"Captives"
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Some more of those annoying
"do it" bumper stickers.
Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bach did it using the organ
Bankers do it with interest
DJs do it on request
Dentists do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Divers do it deeper
Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra did it his way
Garbagemen come twice a week
Gardeners do it on the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Golfers do it in 18 holes
Jeep owners do it an all four
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Managers make others do it
Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free
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Monday's
Images. |
There is a real
poetic sadness in the way that Fragor has
juxtaposed these two images of Demi Moore. She
was young, with a natural body, no age lines. In
the intervening years, the lines appeared, and
the career temptations brought on a new bosom.
The composite image limns the temptations and
vulnerabilities to which our flesh is heir.
Memento mori.
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Ellen Barkin in
"Sea of Love". The image on the top
left may be a body double.
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Ellen Barkin in
"Sea of Love". Looking at the real
images on the file above, it appears that these
must be a body double. They sure picked a helluva
body, too.
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Another lovely and
rare one from Scanman. Geraldine Chaplin stark
naked full frontal in "Welcome to
L.A.". She is most famous for "Dr.
Zhivago", and is the daughter of Charlie.
That would make her the littler tramp.
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A partial response to
the mailbox request: Maria Conchita Alonso with
Olmos in "Caught". When mankind's
noblest achievements are chronicled in solemn
intellectual debate, surely the works of
Michelangelo must take a back seat to a picture
of Edward James Olmos kissing a woman.
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Finola Geraghty in
"Backbeat". This is the movie about Stu
Sutcliffe, Pete Best, and their four obscure
counterparts in a forgotten British group called
the Beatles.
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Finola Geraghty in
"Backbeat". By the way, Sutcliffe, ....
good career move.
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Our lives go through
passages and stages. Picasso had his rose period.
Pisarro dabbled in pontillism. Bonaparte took a
sabbatical from the emperorship one year to work
as a cobbler. Woody Allen used to make funny
movies (especially the wacky and side-splitting
"Interiors"). RDO is still in his
"Sheryl Lee" phase. She was in
"Backbeat", although her portrayal of
Yoko Ono as a blond valley girl has come under
some fire from the critics. I'm kidding. She
played Astrid, the German artist who brought
Sutcliffe under her spell. Here she is just
strolling around naked.
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Another nude scene, this
time lovemaking.
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Topless close-up
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Removing her shirt
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". The sophisticated German
beatnik showing off some advanced Bohemian
shirt-removal techniques learned from years of
study with Ghandi's disciples. It was said when
the Mahatma removed his shirt, nobody was sexier.
Or skinnier.
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Europeans, don't write me
with some pedantic geographical point. Yes, yes,
I know Bohemia is not part of Germany (although
not from lack of effort on the German side). This
word has an additional meaning in English:
"leading an unconventional and free
existence". Shown here: funny things you can
do with paint.
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Funny things you can do
with paint.
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Funny things you can do
with paint.
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Funny things you can do
with paint. A tip for you youngsters: don't try
this at home. And especially not with your
sister.
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RDO's Sheryl Lee in
"Backbeat". Funny things you can do
with paint.
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Alison Whyte from an
Australian soap "Good Guys, Bad Guys".
She's really worth a look even if you don't know
who she is.
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Sunday's
Images. |
Paparazzi |
These four paparazzi
shots from Crow aren't new, but they bear another
look. I sure wish we had a clearer version of
this one, with Laura Antonelli stark naked,
bending over, and the camera shooting right up
into the caves of the seventh and eighth
happinesses.
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a couple more of
Antonelli. Not high-res photos, but she's stark
naked from both front and rear. That isn't
everything in life, but maybe, just maybe, that's
enough.
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Luscious Emmanuelle
Beart seems to be doing her annual
self-examination to prevent vaginal cancer.
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more of Beart. OK, I
know they are blurry, but you want to look at
blurry pics of Beart? or maybe you'd rather be
plowing the back 40, or oiling your lawnmower.
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'caps |
while we are on the
subject of interior shots, here is the famous
"getting into the tub" scene from
"Robby, Kalle, Paul". The beaveree is
Anja Franke. Or maybe she is the beaverer and we
are the beaverees. I'm not sure of the correct
grammar on this point, and it's not easy to look
this up. It's not like Dr Johnson spent any time
on the verb "to beaver". Although
Boswell does mention that Johnson gave it
considerable thought, especially during his
beloved Polka contests.
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This is designated
spacebabe Eva Haberman in something called
"Tales from a Parallel Universe".
Apparently it is a dimension exactly identical to
our own except that in their world, short-skirted
women in period costume dramas don't wear any
panties. Like the greatest work of Stringberg or
Vonnegut, it's one of those stories which can
draw a tear of regret from even those with the
most hardened hearts when it makes one see what
we might have been if we could have just taken
the raw clay of humanity, with all its unlimited
potential, and been just a bit wiser.
Anticlimactic side notes 1) if I am reincarnated,
I want to be in that parallel universe, and I
would like to be Steve Reeves. 2) Can anyone
explain to me why exactly the deity in our
universe gave women free will? In addition to
condemning them to an eternity of bepantied
tushes, it also worked in a certain horrible
synergy with the shopping gene inherent in the XX
chromosome pattern. I mean, what if you could
just say ... buy the red one ... and shopping
would be over so easily because women lacked free
will. Wouldn't that parallel universe be a
kinder, gentler one? And that's not even
considering the unlimited free headjobs.
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This is wrestling's
Miss Jacqueline, in the bikini she wore to face
down Marlena in the bikini contest. Well, I may
have misstated that. She's not actually IN the
bikini. A must-see even if you don't like
wrestling.
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one more of Miss
Jacqueline ... almost the same frame as the one
above.
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You gotta see these.
Great quality and great theme ... Elizabeth
Ashley's famous sex-in-the-shower scene in
"Paperback Hero". Lescan sent it in as
one gigantic collage and I split it into thirds.
I think the guy is Keir Dullea, the guy who
battled HAL in 2001. First third. .
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Elizabeth Ashley's
famous sex-in-the-shower scene in "Paperback
Hero". Second third.
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Elizabeth Ashley's
famous sex-in-the-shower scene in "Paperback
Hero". This is a 1974 movie made in Canada.
Final third.
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some of Sigourney
Weaver's nude scenes in "Half Moon
Street". Very high quality work from
Scanman. He now has his own site ... see URL on
the top of the pic.
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some of Sigourney
Weaver's nude scenes in "Half Moon
Street", from Scanman.
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some of Sigourney
Weaver's nude scenes in "Half Moon
Street", from Scanman.
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Many people believe
that Brinke Stevens has the best buns ever shown
on film. I'm still holding out for Phoebe Cates,
but here's a convincing illustration of their
argument in "Slumber Party Massacre".
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detailed caps of Anne
Lockhart's topless scene in "Joyride".
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Svenja Pages. Not
sure of the movie.
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me", the "Twin Peaks"
movie. Sheryl Lee. Here's the sexy scene where
she gets undressed on the dance floor.
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me". Close up of that scene
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me". The "topless wrestling
with a fat bouncer guy" scene
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me". The "topless wrestling
with a fat guy" scene
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me". The "topless wrestling
with a fat guy" scene
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me". The topless
"beercan" scene.
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me". The topless beercan scene
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RDO does "Fire
Walk With Me". A hard day of toplessness can
really wear a girl out
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Saturdays'
Images. |
Scoopy Jr's. Hot
Pics of the Day
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From the USA show
"La Femme Nikita", Nikita herself, Peta
Wilson. Looking really slutty I might add. A show
that proves Andy Warhol's old maxim that in the
future, everyone will have his own cable show. If
they are white. If not, they will have a show on
the WB network.
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Vidcap Variety |
Well gang, I had a
ton of vidcaps that had to be moved out, so today
is the Blowout Bonanza of Vidcap Variety! Our
first submissions come from Crow. As you may
know, Crow often sends in a lot of Rasslin'
footage, and today we have a look at some new
wrestling techniques... the use of busty babe
flashers! I don't know the details, but
apparently these two beauties were recently
planted in the crowd as a distraction. I'm
guessing it worked. Especially since refs in pro
wrestling seem to watch pretty much everything in
the match except the fight itself.
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One more look at
Crow's flashers.
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Sherilyn Fenn,
showing various amounts of cleavage, from
"Rude Awakenings", by Crow.
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Crow said he wanted
to be the first, and I think he did it. This is
Dominique Swain in Vidcaps from the latest
adaptation of Nabokov's "Lolita".
Here's some tips for you budding young filmmakers
1)If you're going to remake a movie, I'd probably
choose not to do anything already filmed by
Welles, Zefferelli, or Kubrick, unless you like
to see your name used in the same sentence as the
word "sucks". 2) When adapting a novel,
it might be smart to avoid works by complex
authors like Joyce, Eco, Nabokov, and Proust,
unless you are Jean-Jacques Annaud, or you like
seeing your name associated with the adjective
"simple". Because Dominique Swain was
15 at the time (they used body doubles), Lolita
never got out in the theatres in the USA, but
Showtime actually purchased the film's exclusive
distribution rights, and it is due to be on cable
soon. These caps don't have any nudity, so it's
really more of a teaser vidcap. More recently,
Dominique was the saucy young daughter from
"Face Off".
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From RDO, vidcaps
from the movie "Fame". I don't know any
people here, it was only labeled
"bathroom".
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From RDO, more
vidcaps from "Fame".
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From
"Fame", it's the "star" Irene
Cara. Also from RDO.
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Vidcaps from the HBO
show "1st and Ten", back from 1984.
Lescan 'capped this shower scene of the
cheerleaders.
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Alisha Das, vidcaps
from "Nightwish", by Guru Graphix.
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The busty Griffin
Drew. Vidcaps from an episode of "Erotic
Confessions", by Don Bun.
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Since we ran all of
those Aussie babes yesterday, I guess this was
inevitable, Elle MacPherson from
"Sirens".
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Julie Christie from
"Don't Look Now", by Graphic Response.
This looks like some pretty controversial stuff
for 1973.
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Lorraine Bracco, from
"Even Cowgirls get the Blues", by
Lescan. These aren't the best vidcaps, but she
doesn't show much, so if you're a fan...
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From R?ddler,
fantastic 'caps of a very young Jennifer Jason
Leigh, from the 80's classic, "Fast Times at
Ridgemont High".
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Jodie Foster in a
rare shower scene, from the movie
"Backtrack". Vidcaps by R?ddler.
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Clint Eastwood's ex,
Sondra Locke. Vidcaps of her rape scene from
"The Outlaw Josey Wales", by Lescan.
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Shari Shattuck.
Vidcaps from "The Spring", by Lescan.
An awful movie, but what a great body! We do have
much better scans of Shari in the Encyclopedia of
Naked Celebrities, just follow any one of the
links on this page to become a member.
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Former
"Baywatch" lifeguard, Shawn Weatherly.
Vidcaps from "Mind Games", by Lescan.
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Our final entry of
the day, Kristin Davis. Vidcaps from "Sex
and the City", by Crow.
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