I am on a semi-vacation and Scoopy Junior is writing the page, but I ran into a few things worth sharing with you. I didn't create any of these, but found them across the web.

The big deal is Ashley Judd's nude scene in Bug. The best part of this is in B&W because LC created the clip from a screener, but it is a good scene, worth watching even in this form. What a scene it will be in HD!! It'll finish as one of our annual Top Ten.



This legendary 1968 corn-fest suffered from being high camp intentionally, a strategy which rarely works. It worked for the first couple episodes of the TV Batman, and it worked for Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, but most high camp comes as a result of grotesquely failed aspirations (The Lonely Lady, Can't Stop the Music). Candy has a few moments here and there, but is fundamentally one of the many failed attempts to create good/bad on purpose.

However, Ewa Aulin and Anita Pallenberg provided some ... er ... eye Candy.



Finally, beautiful Isabelle Adjani in those glorious days before she went the body double route. The last time she showed any flesh for real was twenty years ago, a brief flash in the legendary Ishtar in 1987. Her two nude appearances since then (Diabolique and Queen Margot) were doubled.


* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.





"Black Candles" (1982)

Black Candles (1982), originally Los Ritos Sexuales del Diablo, is a Spanish horror offering from Jose Ramon Larraz (Vampyres: Daughters of Darkness). It is set in a country estate outside of London. American Vanesa Hidalgo's brother has died, and she has arrived with her boyfriend to settle her brother's estate. Unknown to her is the fact that her brother was murdered by her sister in law and her coven, and that the sister in law also wants to kill her, after seducing her boyfriend and making her Satan's bride. Pretty spicy stuff already, and we haven't talked about the scene where they kill a man by impaling him through the rectum with a sword, the woman masturbating a goat, or the woman fucking goat.

It is rumored that Larraz tried to distance himself from this film. This is one half a a double feature in a series called Welcome to the Grindhouse. Since Tarrantino's Grindhouse, the word has entered the mainstream, and is being used to refer to exploitation.

Vanessa Hidalgo, Helga Line, and several unknowns show everything.

IMDb readers say 3.6. I have to say that it is the best goat fucking film I have ever seen. At the same time, it is also the worst goat fucking film I have ever seen. The transfer is not at all good, and the story line is derivative and predictable. None of the performances showed me anything special. This is a low C-, only of interest to Eurotrash fans, and lovers of bad movies.

Helga Line


Vanessa Hidalgo


"Los Liantes"

I told you before how always there have been one or more popular Comedy duos in Spain, and the biggest cinematographic duo was Esteso and Pajares. They represent the "El Destape" movement. After Franco died, "El Destape" was born, the movies required nudity and all the actresses had to take their clothes off and those who didn't disappeared. Esteso and Pajares were in the most successful movies and they ruled in Cinemas in the late 70's and early 80's until they part ways.

In los Liantes they play a couple of hustlers that finally find a break only to blow it at the end.

Adriana Vega

Hemy Baralo

Hemy Baralo and Roxana Dipre

Loreto Tovar

Marcia Bell

Maria Alvarez

Rocio Freixas

Roxana Dipre


It's a "Boob-Fest" day as we once again travel off to the horror realm for "Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled".

Janice Tetreault plays a stripper and her only scene is nothing but breasts.

Tara Spencer-Narin is the star and she gives us some nice looks at her rack.


Janice Tetreault


Tara Spencer-Narin

Greta Scacchi

Ms. Scacchi doesn't show any R-rated skin in "The Player" yet watching her walk around braless in a "wife-beater" shirt is just as good (if not better.)

These collages just can't get across the "feel" of it. Yowza. I recommend this film (about a Hollywood exec dealing with an anonymous screenplay writer who wants him dead.) Two thumbs up.


"Fade to Black" (2006)


* Fade to Black (2006): Roma, 1948. Orson Welles llega a la capital italiana para protagonizar una película. Su carrera está en el punto de mira y su corazón roto por el divorcio con Rita Hayworth. Sólo el encuentro con Lea (Paz Vega), una esquiva actriz del rodaje, parece darle un nuevo aire. Repentinamente, un actor del reparto muere en los brazos de Orson mientras le murmura sus últimas palabras al oído. Aunque la policía intenta demostrar que se trata de un suicidio, él esta convencido de otra cosa. En su búsqueda de la verdad, por encima de la fiebre comunista, la corrupción policial o los complots secretos del estado americano, el corazón de Lea será el más incómodo obstáculo para Orson.


Fade to Black (2006): Rome, 1948. In an attempt to recover from his marriage to Rita Hayworth and restart his career, Orson Welles (Danny Huston) travels to Italy to star in Black Magic, only to be drawn into a dangerous web of intrigue, murder and politics when an actor is murdered on the set. Orson's love of mystery gets the better of him, and with the help of his driver, an ex-cop called Tommaso, he turns amateur sleuth. After the duo discover that Orson's name is also on the hit list, it quickly becomes clear that this is a conspiracy that goes right to the top. Old vendettas never die and with the first democratic elections imminent, there are some very dangerous people in town.

Although filmed in English on location in Rome and Serbia, directed by a Brit (Oliver Parker), and co-starring Christopher Walken, the film has never been shown in America and made its commercial debut in Spain! There are no English reviews, and no IMDb comments at all! The Weinstein company acquired the North American rights, but postponed the release, which was originally supposed to happen this spring.

There's no nudity, but plenty of old-fashioned glamour from one famous Spanish actress, Paz Vega, and one lesser-known Italian, Violante Placido

Paz Vega

Violante Placido


A great catch by the Skin-ster! Here is Priscilla Barnes still looking pretty darn great topless at age 50! Here she is in scenes from "Sex Sells: The Making of Touche".

More from the Skin-man, here is busty B-movie Bobbie Phillips showing off her big'uns in scenes from the 1995 classic "Showgirls".

Jenna Dee, topless and showing just a hint of pubes in scenes from an episode of the late night series "Black Tie Nights".

Pat's comments in yellow...

Is That “4” Or “I-V”? - Lionsgate Studios announced that a formal partnership with the American Red Cross for a blood drive this October tied to the premiere of the horror movie, "Saw IV." The movies have been part of an informal Halloween blood drive for several years that's raised 38,000 pints of blood. It's called "Give ‘Til It Hurts."

*And then, just keep on giving
*They’re raised so much blood because they use a chainsaw instead of a syringe.
*It’s so much fun, people would give an arm and a leg to participate.

Or Try Some Powdered Rhino Horn - China Press reports that Dr. Yu Wei Siang, who is known as Singapore's "Dr. Love," claims that about 80 percent of married men have erectile problems five years into their marriages because they're bored with having sex with the same partner for so long. Dr. Yu said this type of low libido is normal, and he advises couples to combat it by looking for fresh methods of stimulation and new environments for lovemaking.

*For instance, some other woman’s bedroom.
*But if the new breast implants don’t work, you’re screwed.
*See, ladies? When husbands suggest a three-way, they’re just trying to save their marriages.
*Or after five years together, you both might want to try a little diet and exercise.