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Since the theatrical version has more nudity than the director's cut, I broke my
vow and did go back to this film once again.
Oliver Stone put a lot of thought into his re-edit for the director's cut, and
he's a top guy, so we have to give him his props. And the director's cut did
make an overly long film shorter, so it's got that goin' for it, but ... how the
hell could he lose all this beautiful nudity?
Here is my theory: Stone is a contrarian. He read the reviews which said the
only good thing about the movie was Rosario's nudity. Any normal guy would play
up the nudity and highlight even more of it, if possible, for the DVD. But ol'
Ollie? Not him. He takes out the one thing people praised unanimously.
He's either the ballsiest director in history, or the biggest douchebag.
(Here's my review, if you
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today would have to be called maybe a "Cute Day" in this "Hankster Light" presentation.
We spend a little time in 1997 with a comedy called "Trial and Error".
First up is Alexandra Wentworth with some short skirt and underwear scenes.
Then we have Jessica Steen, nothing really to see here, but I love short skirts and she has some nice leg & thigh.
Finally we have the ultra "Cute" Charlize Theron, maybe a hint of pokie in the first one, then a cute tattoo and naked but wrapped in a sheet, nice legs tho.
Okay...now on to the nudity!
From "Bad girls From Mars" here is Jasae aka Desi De Angelo going topless in this 1991 B-movie. In the last cap, Desi is hung with a noose made from a reel of film (yeah right). Interesting side note Desi used to make bondage films, so this scene had to be a piece of cake for her. There is lots more nudity in this one which will be coming soon to a monitor near you.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Here are some video clips (zipped .avi) of the stripper murder mystery, "Hatchetman".
Cheryl Burns (aka Cheryl Renee) has a showe scene and two stripping scenes but never gives up the goodies...although she does show some bum and generally gives good face.
Christina Lepanto is a pale blonde who has a couple of stripping scenes.
Fonta Sawyer gets undressed in the undressing room.
Leila Renae is a chunky gal who goes topless a lot.
Mia Zottoli, aka Ava Lake, strips a few times, takes a shower and stands around with a see-thru top. Acres and hectares of robo-hooterness.
Nina Tapanin has one strip scene-- she is a thin, cute redhead and she does show us her bum and her mini-hooties.
Racquel Richard is a doll, but like Cheryl she shows some bum and a gorgeous face but nothing else.
'Caps and comments by Dann:
"National Lampoon Goes to the Movies"
This 1983 comedy was originally intended to be the follow-up for Animal House, but finally wound up released straight to cable years later, and now is out on DVD. The main reason for this appears to be that it is not terribly funny.
Three short stories parody "personal growth" at the expense of your friends and family (a big thing in the eighties), soap operas (always an easy target), and police stories (another easy target).
The personal growth story is filled with people that are so unlikeable that it's hard to laugh at them, and the other two are simply not very funny. Oh sure, there's some funny lines throughout this movie, but not enough to hold your interest for 90 minutes.
Thankfully, and probably because they knew they had a dud, the National Lampoon folks were smart enough to include gratuitous nudity in two of the three stories.
Today's Skinemax babe o' the day....Flower Edwards.
Hardcore 'Caps and comments by The Gimp:
Attached are some video captures of two pornstars who have done Skinemax movies. They are the single-named
McKayla and the Hungarian honey, Monica Sweetheart. I also threw in some stuff of Cameron Cain because she has a
in "Asspiring Actresses"
|Ahhhh, Alba....Here are a few more pics of Jessica Alba wearing that semi-see-thru dress on the Red Carpet at the MTV movie awards back in June.
|Starbase 'caps of Bijou Phillips baring breasts and a bit of bush while gettin' it on in scenes from the Larry Clark movie "Bully".
|Thanks to Dragonscan for these 'caps of Judy Pace going topless in scenes from 1970's "Cotton Comes to Harlem".
I messed up a couple of these links yesterday, so here is another look at Vejiita's 'caps of Rae Dawn Chong buck nekkid in scenes from "Quest For Fire".
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
An R-rated international trailer for Factotum
- (There is a topless woman doing gymnastics in a
thong, and a brief look at Matt Dillon's ass.)
- This is the movie which is said to contain some
Marisa Tomei nudity, but I don't think the woman in
the trailer is Marisa. (Although I don't know.) It is
kinda sexy, whoever it is.
Detailed info about the film
Seven clips for Four Brothers. No sign of any
Strip club owner raises ire with new sign.
- "Ire"? So THAT's what they call it.
- "For years, Howard White has advertised his strip
club near Los Angeles International Airport with a not
too subtle marquee reading 'Live Nude Nude Nudes. But
some tourists and nearby businesses say White has gone
too far with his latest pitch for the Century Lounge:
a freshly posted sign proclaiming 'Vaginas R' Us.'"
Bobby Knight To Host Ill-tempered Reality TV Show:
"Bob Knight will give one Texas Tech student the
opportunity to play on his team in a new reality show.
Sixteen students will take part in 'Knight School,' set
to air on ESPN in February."
OK. so it's a slow news day:
Fire Destroys Marie Osmond's Garage. I didn't know
that Marie has eight children.
Dukes take the daily box office for Friday, August 5,
2005. They just got in the ol' General Lee and ran
away with it, with about as much as the next four films
The ten crappiest film villains
Get waste - get wasted!
$400,000 worth of cocaine flows through the Po river
Jessica Simpson Provides a Birthday Surprise
"The Ashanti clip going around the web is most likely
Latino Review has the trailer for Everything is
Illuminated, the directorial debut of Liev Schreiber.
- "Based on the acclaimed, best-selling novel by
Jonathan Safran Foer, 'Everything is Illuminated'
tells the story of a young American Jewish man's quest
to find the woman who saved his grandfather--in a
small Ukrainian town that was wiped off the map by the
Nazi invasion. The journey begins as a comic
nightmare--with an eccentric trio of paid 'expert'
guides sorely lacking in expertise: a cranky
grandfather who insists on bringing his unruly
seeing-eye dog to help him drive, and his
over-enthusiastic grandson, whose fractured command of
English, passion for retro American pop culture, and
inability to shut up threaten to make the worst of
every situation. But what starts out as the tour from
hell turns into a surprisingly meaningful
journey--with an unexpected and powerful series of
revelations that will indelibly change all of their
Conan O'Brien interviews President Bush
Coming Soon has a trailer, a new clip, and the first ten
minutes of My Date With Drew
Eight clips from Pretty Persuasion
- Evan Rachel Wood plays Kimberly Joyce, an insanely
intelligent, wildly funny, shockingly cruel and
sexy-beyond-her-years Beverly Hills teenager who will
stop at nothing to become famous. Believing the world
is an orchestra and she is the conductor, Kimberly
masterfully manipulates all those around her. She
convinces her two best friends to join her in a
campaign against their befuddled teacher, Mr.
Anderson, played to nebbishy perfection by Ron
Livingston. Kimberly entangles the entire Beverly
Hills community in her carefully woven web of
seduction and deceit. A clever comedy with many turns,
"Pretty Persuasion" has an ending that nobody but
Kimberly can predict!
Canadian pot activist says he's like Gandhi ...
"Muslims in France are having it their way with 'Beurger
King' - a new fast-food restaurant" ... "Waitresses
wear Islamic head scarves, as do many of their
- The car-hops, however, are HOT!
Europe to ban low-cut blouses on barmaids.
- According to The Sun, "the ruling is part of the
new Optical Radiation Directive — expected to be
rubber-stamped by the EU parliament next month."
- They just gotta do it because "barmaids run a skin
cancer risk if they expose themselves to the sun when
they go outside to collect glasses."
- Say, what? Most alcohol is consumed at night, not
in the sunlight. Can barmaids wear low-cut tops after
- I guess Europe could come up with something this
crazy and this intrusive, but am I the only one that
smells something fishy in this whole story?
Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Spending Too Much
Time On The Internet"
Surgery reduces Mimi Rogers from 34ddd to 34d. The
actress "was delighted to have her huge bust reduced to
a more manageable level, but she refuses to consider any
other kind of cosmetic surgery."
Wikipedia plans to impose stricter editorial rules to
prevent vandalism of its content
Pujols becomes the first player ever to hit 30 homers in
each of his first five seasons
New Chapter in the Mystery of Marilyn Monroe: Her Own
Words, as Spoken to Her Shrink?
- "Of her one-night affair with Joan Crawford, she
said: "Next time I saw Crawford, she wanted another
round. I told her straight-out I didn't much enjoy
doing it with a woman. After I turned her down, she
- I don't know. That's kind of hard to believe. Joan
"All the writers nominated for the prestigious Hugo
award for the best Sci-Fi or Fantasy novel are British."
(Despite the fact that the majority of voters are
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