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"Scandal: On the Other Side" (1999)

This soft core is mostly:

1) Two or three lines of unimportant dialogue.
2) A kiss.
3) Start loud music.
4) 10 minutes of simulated sex.

There are some plusses. There are a total of seven women who show nearly everything in good light. On the other hand, the transfer is grainy. It is purportedly about a host of a sleazy video tabloid which exposes scandalous behavior of sit-com stars, complete with film of their indiscretions. There are far too many images for one night, so tonight we have the first two women, Nancy O'Neil and Amber Newman. The two appear together on a buddy show, where Nancy is a virgin, and has developed a national following of girls who are closing their legs. This chases most of the sponsors, who sell using sex, away. There is only one thing for it -- Get Nancy laid. Part 2 tomorrow.

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  • Amber Newman (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Nancy O'Neil (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    The new issue of Celebrity Skin includes some nice pictorials of public figures showing an unusual amount of their figures in public.


    Shopping is a Clockwork Orange meets Rebel Without a Cause meets Snatch kind of thing, with thrill-seeking kids looking for an escape from the dead-end urban landscape. Not a bad flick, with a surprisingly strong "before they were famous" cast including Sadie Frost, Jude Law, Sean Bean, Jonathan Pryce, and Sean Pertwee. Unfortunately, their thrill-seeking does not include sex or nudity.

    • Sadie Frost. Not naked. Sorry. That's as close as she came (1, 2)


    The encyclopedia, volume J, part 2, is updated


    Charlie's French Film Nudity site is updated. Massive update, post-holidays.

    Graphic Response
  • Lisa Eilbacher, breast exposure in a love scene with a pre-Bond Brosnan in 'caps from "Live Wire".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

  • Brainscan
    The caps of Jessica Sobel in Monday's Funhouse reminded me of these scans I made from Celebrity Sleuth a couple of years ago. If memory serves, Sleuth's story has Jessica being a professional dating person, if you catch my drift, hooked up with Bill Mahr at a movie premiere or some such. He got pissed she didn't tell him about her chosen vocation. Uh, Bill, did the exchange of money give you some clue or does cab fare for all your honeys run into the triple digits? So the Sleuth got her to pose and that prompted these here scans, y'all. Good to find ol' Jess is getting down and dirty for all eyes to see, for the art of cinema of course.

  • Jessica Sobel (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Scorpion's Skinemax
    Angelia High Full frontal 'caps from the late night cable series, "Love Street".

    Elizabeth Kaitan A little breast exposure, also from an episode of "Love Street".

    Gabriella Hall A late night regular putting her breasts, plus a hint of pubes on display for us in scenes from an episode of "Erotic Confessions".

    Julie K. Smith Another busty softcore favorite on "Erotic Confessions". Here Julie shows off the big'uns, and goes full frontal.

    Kathleen Mazzotta Bare breasts, plus some really freaky revealing outfits from another episode of "Erotic Confessions".

    Landon Hall and Viola Nolan Nice lesbo scenes from "Erotic Confessions".

    Ruby Bullock Gettin' it on in the new late night series "Thrills".

    I caught this one the other night. She looked good, but I thought I was going to hurl watching this sex scene. It was like taking a camera on a rollercoaster and speeding up the playback by about 5x. Then throw in a billion fast cuts. I like the series because they've had a lot of hot babes so far, but they need to fire all cameramen and directors fast!

    Call me old fashioned, but the reason I watch this stuff is to see the ladies nekkid, not to count the number of times you can do a spinning flyby over a canopy bed with a steadycam.

    Ruby Bullock Stephanie and Lynn Swinney Ruby gets it on lesbo style with a chick sporting too many tattoos.

    Susan Anne Wall One more from "Thrills", nice bod below the waist, but those robo-hooters are tragic.

    Spaz
    "Recruits" (1986) is blatant ripoff of "Police Academy" (1984). Annie McAuley has top female billing as the nymphomaniac daughter of the mayor but it was a then-unknown Lolita Davidovich who stole the movie (hint to movie makers: a busty brunette will beat a blonde bombshell every time). Little known Tracey Tanner plays the sassy recruit and Colleen Karney plays the she-wolf sergeant.

  • Annie McAuley: near topless, tight t-shirt, clothed but acrobatic love making in police car.

  • Also a very obvious body double filling in for Annie McAuley's topless scene. Annie somehow kept her clothes on in the sex comedy "Loose Screws" (1985) so this is not much of a surprise. Damn no nudity clause!

  • Lolita Davidovich: almost bursting out of brassiere, partial bush is shower, topless making love in police car.

  • Tracey Tanner: boobs and butt in shower.

  • Colleen Karney: underwear only

  • Various: various toplessness throughout the movie by unidentified actresses.


    "Beyond Innocence" (1989) is an Australian movie based on the book "Devil In the Flesh" which is often confused with the more famous Italian version made two years earlier (the one with the oral sex scene in it). Katia Caballero plays the Italian femme fatale and one-timer Louise Elvin a nude model. These caps are from the R-rated US 90 minute version. The original 99 minute Aussie version should be even more explicit.

  • Katia Caballero: showing all three B's

  • Louise Elvin: showing all three B's, full frontal and even a gyno-cam view.

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    Frederique

    Julia Roberts

    Meg Ryan

    Rachel Williams

    4 B&W scans by the Snapper...
  • Frederique tweaks her own nipples
  • Juile show a bit of pokies
  • A new to me see-thru of Meg Ryan...very nice!
  • Rachel shows her bare bum.

  • Katie Holmes Akira takes a stab at Katie's toplessness in "The Gift".

    Nicole Kidman

    Losing a nip in public. Some comments by Scoop:
    What the hell happened to this woman, seen here at the "Others" premiere. Two years ago she was at the top of our polls for the ultimate babe, competing with Connelly and Holmes and Heather Graham.

    I'm afraid I have to de-list her from the babe-a-licious directory. She's lookin' mighty creepy since being de-Cruised. is it possible that their contract with Satan was a joint thing which is now voided by their split?


    Elsa Benitez
    (1, 2)
    An interesting question came in along with these scans (thanks to Chumba and deftone).

    Question...
    The Brainscan pic from today engendered the question, has any other supermodel so blatantly gone the robo-hooter route?

    Here are a couple of pre-robo pics from the '99 Pirelli calendar for reference.

    -JR

    Christina Ricci

    Geri Halliwell


    Some paparazzi pics of the two famous ladies. Christina is seen out on the town in a see-thru dress. I'm not quite sure what Former Spice is doing, but it sure makes for an interesting picture! Thanks to Skease.


    Vitamin C

    Jennifer Esposito

    Jeri Ryan

    Justine Waddell

    Great collages by Dann from "Dracula 200". Plenty of excellent cleavage in this movie, and of course, worth the rental in my book just to hear Jeri Ryan talk about her chest and use the word "tits". Yup, it's the simple things in life that truly make me happy.

    Colleen Fitzpatrick (Vitamin C) has the only breast exposure.

    Unknown
    (1, 2)

    I have no clue who this is, but I couldn't resist these scans, this babe is just too hot, especially in link #2. Scans by A.C.

    The Funnies by Tuna
    President Bush is visiting an elementary school and drops in on the 4th. grade class. The class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word "tragedy." So Bush asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

    One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

    "No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."

    A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

    "I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

    The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room.

    "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

    Finally, way in the back of the room, Lil' Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying you & Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

    "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

    "Well," said Lil' Johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss."


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