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                Commentary by The Realist  | 
            
            
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                    You'll like
                        this, o my droogies. A whole mess o'
                        pictures from that there Miss Nude
                        America thingy 
                
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                    What
                        makes America a great place?   
                        
                            - It's
                                the only country where they have
                                handicapped parking places in
                                front of skating rinks 
 
                            - We
                                have a special kind of math in
                                America. Here's a sample question
                                from the SAT. Imagine two twin
                                brothers at midnight Sunday. One
                                calls for a pizza, the other
                                calls emergency to report having
                                a heart attack. Assuming both
                                phone calls leave the receiver at
                                12:00, how much time will the
                                hungry brother have to allow in
                                rush hour traffic to attend the
                                other brother's funeral on
                                Wednesday? 
 
                            - It's
                                the only country where the place
                                they fill your prescription is
                                miles from the door of the store,
                                forcing really sick people to
                                walk there. 
 
                            - It's
                                the only place where people order
                                a candy bar and a Diet Coke 
 
                            - It's
                                the only place where hot dog buns
                                come in eight packs, and hot dogs
                                come in ten packs. 
 
                            - It's
                                the only country where drive-up
                                cash dispensing machines have
                                braille lettering on them. 
 
                         
                    
                
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                | As
                of yesterday, the Supreme Court ruled that the
                Boy Scouts of American cannot use homesexuality
                as a criterion to ban or dismiss a scoutmaster Some
                new merit badges 
                
                    - Choreography
                        
 
                    - Liza
                        with a Z 
 
                    - Sensual
                        Massage 
 
                    - Fabrics
                        
 
                 
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                | Tuna  | 
            
            
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                    Tuna is
                        coming up with some good finds, and his
                        usual good collages. India Allen in Wild
                        Cactus 
                
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                    Katherine
                        Barrese in Jezebel's Kiss 
                
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                    Ingrid
                        Steeger and others in The Sex adventures
                        of the Three Musketeers 
                
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                    Roberta
                        Leighton in Stripes 
                
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                    Tonya Harding
                        in her wedding night video. A little
                        different style this time. 
                
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                | The
                Doom Generation  | 
            
            
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                    My younger
                        brother told me this movie was totally
                        twisted. Since he thinks David Cronenberg
                        is mainstream, I knew this puppy must
                        really be twisted, and I was right. On
                        the box it quoted one reviewer saying
                        "savagely funny". Perfect
                        summary. Savage, and funny, amoral and
                        twisted. Pretty entertaining, too.
                        McGowan got her big ol' boobs out a
                        bunch. You've all seen this - her bath. 
                
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                    Rose sits up
                        to welcome some company into the tub. 
                
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                    This one may
                        be unfamiliar to you. Rose on the bottom.
                        Great sex scene, with her boobs bouncing
                        around like one of those wave pools in
                        the Water Parks. 
                
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                    Rose on top
                        this time. 
                
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                    during
                        three-way sex, Rose asks for a time-out
                        to pee 
                
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                    more crazy
                        lighting, but I think this was the only
                        shot of Rose's behind 
                
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                    I'm guessing
                        you haven't seen this. It was only
                        visible for about two frames. Rose kills
                        the evil Nazi bad guy. 
                
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                | Crow  | 
            
            
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                    Good find
                        here from the Crow man. The movie is
                        Quiet Days in Hollywood, and the naked
                        lady is Natasha Wagner 
                
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                    more of
                        Wagner. 
                
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                    Hillary Swank
                        in Quiet Days in Hollywood. Again, the
                        old arms across the brasts trick. 
                
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                    one more of
                        Swank. No flesh. 
                
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                    One more
                        movie cap from Crow. Sheryl Lee in This
                        World, then the Fireworks 
                
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                    and one
                        rasslin' pic. No nudity. Marlena on RAW 
                
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                | More  | 
            
            
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                    These are not
                        new, but several people have mentioned
                        these in the past three days. Jennifer
                        Aniston in Mexico with bp, a couple of
                        months ago. The first two are thong shots
                        from the supermarket tabloids. 
                
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                    Aniston thong
                        
                
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                    This one is
                        an alleged bare bosom from Eva Tremila
                        magazine. My scan. 
                
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                    Juliette
                        Lewis in Strange Days, from Graphic
                        Response 
                
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                    Audie England
                        in Delta of Venus 
                
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                    Here's a
                        rarity. Former McCartney girlfriend Jane
                        Asher in Deep End. Caps by Jimmy the
                        Saint, and material completely new to me.
                        
                
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                    If you saved
                        Tex Cowboy's complete set of Penthouse
                        Pets, this completes the collection.
                        1999's Nikie St Gilles 
                
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