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Victoria Abril in Atame! (1990) in 1080hd

Atame!, aka "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down," stars Antonio Banderas and Victoria Abril in a "Comedy/Romance/Drama/Thriller" directed by Pedro Almodóvar.


Banderas plays an adult mental patient who has been institutionalized since he was a child. After escaping and returning many times, he is finally released from a mental hospital, over the objections of the administrator, who cares deeply for him, but feels he is not well enough to go out in society. The administrator is correct.  The newly released patient is a man obsessed with a mission: to woo a former porn star and junkie (Victorial Abril) whom he met in a bar and had sex with during one of his escapes from the hospital. Obsessed with her after the one experience, he vows to "kidnap" her, and hold her until she returns his love.

Eventually, she is touched by his obvious appreciation of her and the way he takes care of her. At the same time, she is relieved to be free from responsibility for a relationship, since he keeps her tied up, and doesn't give her a choice. When he is beaten up trying to buy her drugs to help a toothache, she takes pity on him and finally has sex with him. It is at this point that she remembers the previous encounter -- the great sex is familiar. At this point it is time for the ol' romantic comedy switcheroo. He finally comes to his senses and leaves her alone, whereupon she realizes she does love him after all, and goes looking for him.

Almodovar's movies are about lost people: orphans, junkies, porn stars, people of non-traditional sexuality, people with terminal diseases, and others. His plots focus on how they got lost, and how they either get found, or learn to accept being lost. Although his subject matter has the potential for Bergmanesque bathos, you'll see none of that. He views his characters with great affection, shows them in bright light and colors, adds optimism to their lives. These characters are theoretically lowlifes, but Almodovar never goes where you think he will, and is instead always following his own beat. He's a different kind of guy - and we need these kinds of guys.

It is a beautifully filmed movie. Almodovar's films have a special look which defines his own aesthetic sense. He loves vivid colors, and uses them lavishly. He often uses color combinations which sound wrong on paper, but they work for him.  He also has a gift for unusual camera angles and framing. He just has an interesting, offbeat way to look at the world, and his visuals reflect that in the same way his scripts do.

He also proves that you can make art without skimping on entertainment. As artistic as this film can be, there is no distance between the art and the audience. You learn to understand and like the The film is also lurid, and involving, and fun, and sexy, and a lot of things that arts usually is not. In addition to being a thriller of a fashion similar to the Hitchcock mode, it is also a rare example of a romantic comedy for grown-ups. You might think of it as the skid-row Spanish version of "When Harry Met Sally." I actually like this movie better than the highly praised and Oscar-winning "All About My Mother," but "Mother" was a safe film for the Academy to nominate. "Atame" is not traditional Oscar fare, to say the least, and is completely politically incorrect, in that a woman falls in love with someone who has imprisoned her and hit her in the face.

Many women find it sexist, and others may object to the explicit material. On the other hand, let me point out the objective fact that women give this film a higher average IMDb rating than men do. While the film's appeal to women may be controversial, I don't have any reservations about recommending this film to just about any adult male. Pleasures like this don't come along very often. You can watch a pleasant, interesting movie with great sex and nude scenes and also impress your stuffy friends with your knowledge of a top foreign director.

Suzanna Hamilton in 1984 (1984) in 1080hd

George Orwell was dying in the bleak and desolate countryside when he wrote 1984. Cut off from the literal warmth of nature and the figurative warmth of humanity, in great physical agony, Orwell poured all of his pain into one of the most depressing works of literature ever composed. He took all the worst elements of human society, all the most corrupt and soul-destroying elements of government, and all the darkest angels of our nature, and whipped them into his famous dystopia.

Most of his world was based on Soviet Russia, of course. Stalin's habit of changing the past to suit himself and his ideology, coupled with the complete disappearance of Stalin's former colleagues from state photographs, formed the basis of Winston Smith's job at the ministry of information. A girlfriend of mine is Russian, and I have often mentioned to her that studying history in the USSR is the only time when it was really fun to be a historian, because if the facts didn't conform to your hypothesis or ideology, there was no need to change your opinion. If you were high enough in the Party, you could just change the past instead.

Stalin's control of the borders and literature, his employment of children to spy on their ideologically impure parents, and his complete state control of the media, formed additional elements of the world of 1984. Also derived from observations of Russia are the universal unsmiling, humorless, ash-gray look of the people, and the ubiquitous outdated technology.

Stalin, however, was never strong on salesmanship and psychology. Rather than convincing people of his positions, he preferred killing them if they disagreed. But they were never really persuaded. They just learned to shut up. Russians didn't have a completely accurate picture of the world because the state controlled their information, but they have been a cynical and intellectual people throughout their cultural history, and have always been distrustful of their leadership. Their artists and writers had the same problems before Communism. Let's face it, they got the gist of what was going on in their country. Pretty much every educated Russian knew that the whole system was bullshit; they just couldn't do anything about it. Rather than a Russia-like country where jaded people secretly laugh at their government, Orwell wanted a more sinister, insidious state presence for his future world. He wanted a society where the populace actually believed the official state bullshit. He had to turn, therefore, to the recently defeated empire of Nazi Germany to provide the spirit of his propaganda machine. The contribution of Nazi Germany to the Orwell vision was that Goebbels actually got people to believe his lies through a systematic program starting with children's education and moving into patriotic public rallies, always keeping the people inspired to fight against real or imaginary threats, always allowing people to blame internal and external bugbears for the fact that conditions were not better.

England, too, contributed its share to Orwell's vision. The politicians of a free society practice their own form of mind control, what we would call "spin" today, but what we have always known as hypocrisy. For the twenty years after WW1, England educated its people that Russia was the enemy. For a brief period in the first half of the 40s, the spin doctors in the U.K. (and the USA) got to work and said, "No, Russia is not the enemy. They are our beloved allies and friends. Germany is the enemy." When the war was over, within just a few months, the spin doctors were saying, "No, Russia is our enemy. They have always been our enemy". Looking back from a half-century later, you may think that the need to fight Germany was obvious, but America and England were filled with a highly sizeable minority who believed that Nazi Germany was our best defense against the spread of Communism and that the enemy of our enemy was our friend. To get people "thinking right", spin doctors worked full time then, as they do today.

Churchill, the great hero of the 20th century, sometimes seemed to be just about the only man on the planet who saw through the spin. He had no love for Stalin, but when the USSR went to war with Germany in 1941, Churchill was proud to offer Russia assistance. When criticized by opposition party members for supporting a monster like Stalin, Churchill expressed the idea as clearly and accurately as any politician has ever expressed any thought: "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons." It was Churchill's ability to see through the spin that inspired Orwell to name his freethinking 1984 hero Winston (Smith).

Orwell took the worst elements of all those societies and spun his tale, adding an element of futuristic technology that was a Stalinist wet dream, a sort of interactive two-way television set that seemed to be everywhere. The overall presence of the state was called Big Brother, and BB watched everyone through the TV sets, at the same time that he was spewing out his propaganda and false news. (We have since learned that Russia was once getting very close to this condition. The Russians revealed a few years ago that they have tapes of almost every word that Lee Harvey Oswald spoke in his houses while he lived there. Can you imagine the size of their information archives, which were assembled before digitization?)

When 1984 actually rolled around, many people thought that Orwell had not only missed the boat, but perhaps couldn't even have found the ocean. The world seemed to be liberalizing and democratizing. The Evil Empire was collapsing. Stalin had been stripped from Russia's pantheon and his methods were recognized as monstrous even within the borders of the Soviet Union. The world economy was starting to boom at the beginning of Reagan's second term. The quality of life seemed to be improving. Nothing seemed to be happening as Orwell foresaw it. The brighter angels of our nature seemed to have a chance to triumph over darkness after all.

In the year 1984, the book 1984 seemed to be about the distant past, not the present or future. It seemed to be about 1948, the time that Orwell wrote it, not 1984. This film, like Orwell's thought process, seemed paranoid and quaint at the time at was released in the actual "year of our lord" 1984. It has a deliberately cultivated aesthetic consisting of rusty machinery and industrialism gone mad.

It seems a lot less quaint today.

Mark Twain is supposed to have said (but didn't), "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."

We might say something similar of Mr. George Orwell. When the actual year of 1984 arrived his portrayal of that year made him seem like a hopeless maroon who had completely missed the point.

He seems to have learned a lot since then.