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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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"Club V.R." (1996)
Virtual reality is a natural for softcore films, as anything can happen, including non-stop nudity and simulated sex, because VR is only limited by the imagination. For some reason, most of the couples erotica films based on this premise seem to be whodunnits, where someone dies during a VR session, and a detective must enter VR to catch the killer. This time, the victim is practically "Mr. VR," and the location is an exclusive Beverly Hills VR club. Detective Kate Rodger is assigned the case. She lives with her boyfriend and former partner who was shot and disabled in the line of duty, and her belief that it was her fault has made her unable to respond sexually to him. When she is forced to enter the VR world to look for clues in the victims past sessions, she is an easy target for seduction. Meanwhile her significant other begins to suspect that he should be jealous of VR. The film remains fairly tightly focused on Kate Rodger and her investigation and growing addiction to virtual reality.
Kate Rodger shows breasts, buns and bush. Gabriella Hall and Kiara Hunter show breasts. Lee Anne Beaman does full frontal and rear nudity, and an unknown shows breasts and buns.
IMDb readers say 3.5 with only 37 votes. This is because -- all together now -- is is only available on a dual region (1 and 4) DVD in English with optional Spanish subtitles from RLDVDs.com. This film was strong on plot, and had enough nudity. Many of the performances were adequate, and the solution surprised me, although it probably shouldn't have. What this adds up to is a C.
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"Girls of National Lampoon's Strip Poker" (2005)
This has been released in six separate volumes but a word of warning. There is not one poker game to be seen.
Here is a couple of Canadian babes who participated.
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Leilene Onrade |
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Naked News
Here is Leilene once again full frontal as a correspondent in Naked News. The current lineup has added Holly Eglington
so can somebody cap her?
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"Janine & Vince Neil: Hardcore & Uncensored" (1998)
Homemade porn video of Mötley Crüe Vince Neil's having hardcore sex with Janine Lindemulder and Brandy Ledford (her only hardcore movie). For some reason the DVD now being distributed has Brandy Ledford's face pixilated out and all mentions of her name muted.
(This video can be seen uncut at this url)
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"Ripper 2: Letter from Within" (2004)
The bound school girl has finally been identified. She's czechploitation actress Marie Veckova who's other movies are available uncut at http://www.boundheat.com
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Marie Veckova
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Marie Veckova
in other Bound Heat flicks. Various movies, including a lesbian sex scene with Kira
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"Young People F*cking" (2007)
This movie will premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival in September. It will be distributed by ThinkFilm who distributes other Canadian artsy sexploitations such as Shortbus and Lie With Me. The director says there will by much nudity but nothing explicit. In fact he's hoping to get an R-rating. But not with *that* title.
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Dann reports on "Lonely Hearts":
A great cast including John Travolta, James Gandolfini, Salma Hayek, and Alice Krige, headline this 2006 docudrama crime thriller set in the late 1940's. It focuses on a murderous couple known as the "Lonely Hearts Killers", con artists who as they became more successful, let their cons become murderous.
Ray was a con man who preyed on lonely women with money. When a most beautiful mark turned out to herself be a con artist, they teamed up, with Martha pretending to be Ray's sister. Martha fell madly in love with Ray, and this complication led to the pair becoming murderers, in order to cover their tracks and satisfy Martha's hatred for Ray's marks.
Meantime, hot on their trail were two New York detectives who didn't believe that a recent suicide victim had really killed herself.
The cast is outstanding, and the story is really fascinating. Writer/directory Todd Robinson incorporated some of the memories of his grandfather, NYPD lead detective Elmer C. Robinson (John Travolta), into the story, and the result is definitely worth an evening of your time.
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The original Bond Babe, Ursula Andress shows a bit o' breast in scenes from "The Blue Max" (1966)
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"Zandalee"
Erkia Anserson gives a triple B performance in this 1991 flick.
The cast is an excellent example of 'one of these things is not like the other':
Marisa Tomei...check
Steve Buscemi...check
Joey Pants...check
Judge Reinhold
Nick Cage...check
What the? Reinhold? The early 90's were strange days my friends.
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